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Lindsay Lohan crashed Francesca Eastwood’s party, threw a crackie hissy fit Posted: 10 Aug 2012 10:13 AM PDT When I come into work first thing in the morning ("come in to work" = stumble to the computer while I'm still half-asleep), I spend the first 20 minutes of my workday checking all of the main celebrity news sites. So I saw this People Mag story first thing – "Lindsay Lohan Has a Mellow Night Out with Pals". The basic gist was that Lindsay had been out Tuesday night at Bootsy Bellows with a "select group of friends" (like she's SO selective), and an "onlooker" claimed, "Lindsay seemed really mellow and like she just wanted to chill out." The whole thing reads like a press release for Cracked-Out Sobriety, and of course I didn't believe it, but I didn't see anything else around, so I just ignored it. But now Us Weekly has a completely different summary of what went down at Bootsy Bellows –and it's not pretty. Lindsay Lohan isn’t okay with sharing the spotlight at her favorite Hollywood night club. A source tells Us Weekly that the Liz & Dick actress, 25, appeared to be back to her old, headline-making antics at Bootsy Bellows on Tuesday night — and put a wrench in E! reality star Francesca Eastwood’s birthday bash. “Francesca was celebrating her birthday with around a dozen friends in a private area when Lindsay came over and started screaming that Francesca should leave,” the source says. “She was yelling ‘I’m a star, she’s a nobody, get her out of here!’” The source continues, “One poor guy came over and tried to calm [Lindsay] down and she acted aggressively. At that point the security told her to leave and it was totally embarrassing. She is acting like some bad ’80s film star, and it is hard to watch because she needs help.” But before Lohan embarked on her journey home, she and her party made one more cringe-worthy snafu. “Lindsay’s friend was driving and they sped out and almost hit one of the valet guys,” a witness tells Us. [From Us Weekly] Does anyone have a problem believing any of this? This is, after all, the girl who crack-screamed, "MOVE THAT CONE, I'M LINDSAY LOHAN." Why wouldn't she also crack-scream, "I'M A STAR, SHE'S A NOBODY, GET HER OUT OF HERE"? To Clint Eastwood's daughter. Because that always goes over so well. By the way, I have no real idea who Francesca Eastwood is beyond the daughter of Clint and Frances Fisher. Apparently, she just turned 19 years old. Happy birthday, Francesca. I'm sorry you had to deal with a crack monster on your birthday. Real question: why do clubs still allow Lindsay inside? I realize she has the cracked-out instincts of a cat burglar, so no bouncer is going to be able to stop her, but still – once she's inside, all you have to do is grab on to her busted weave and toss her out. My favorite photos of Lindsay in 2009, courtesy of WENN.

“Jeah! Ryan Lochte is still loving the London nightlife” links Posted: 10 Aug 2012 09:48 AM PDT Ryan Lochte loves the celebrity scene in London – too much. [Pop Sugar] Cameron Diaz to write a health & wellness book? [ICYDK] King Carl Gustav is the bomb. [Dlisted] The Brangelina wedding might be next weekend. [LaineyGossip] The trailer for Whitney Houston's last film, Sparkle. [Pajiba] POTUS brags about VPOTUS's granddaughter's baller game. [Jezebel] Britney Spears channels Cleopatra. Or, "Clerra-patter" in Brit-speak. [Celebuzz] Love Rosemarie DeWitt, hate the dress. [Go Fug Yourself] Denzel Washington & Mark Wahlberg are working together. [A Socialite Life] Rihanna & Chris Brown might go public soon. [Evil Beet] Kim Kardashian's wedding venue is jinxed. [Amy Grindhouse] Madonna does… something. Gross. [INFDaily] Charisma Carpenter has an awful story. [The Blemish] Does anyone have a coin collection? I do. And now I'm itching to check it. [Wonderwall] Robin Thicke's son is SO blonde. [Celebrity Baby Scoop] Nicole Richie gets pap'd as makes a salon trip. [Moe Jackson] The Red Dawn poster looks rough. [Seriously OMG WTF] Joe Giudice calls his wife a c-bomb. [Reality Tea]

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