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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.8.12
- Stephen Colbert Destroys FOX News Calling Gabby Douglas’ Olympic Outfit Anti-American
- Randy Travis Arrested For Naked DUI Crash
- Katy Perry & John Mayer Have Sleepovers Now
- Justin Bieber To Prince William: ‘Yo, Why You Bald?’
- Ben Affleck Wants To Put A Fourth Baby In Jennifer Garner, She Ain’t Having It
- Joanna Krupa Should Never Stop Wearing A Bikini And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.8.12 Posted: 08 Aug 2012 12:30 PM PDT        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear that American Olympians are starting to party, but the Dutch Olympians are doing it better. We’ve also got Hugh Hefner wondering why his wiper is hugging him in public, Weston Cage getting some serious competition, and I answer the question ‘Will you ever stop Read More ... |
| Stephen Colbert Destroys FOX News Calling Gabby Douglas’ Olympic Outfit Anti-American Posted: 08 Aug 2012 11:30 AM PDT  On August 2, 16-year-old Gabby Douglas became the first African-American woman to win a gold medal in individual all-around gymnastics while competing in the 2012 Summer Olympics. And if there’s one thing FOX News’ audience hates, it’s black people winning things for the first time, so here’s Alisyn Camerota calling Gabby’s outfit anti-American because it Read More ... |
| Randy Travis Arrested For Naked DUI Crash Posted: 08 Aug 2012 10:30 AM PDT        Brigitte Nielsen was the most embarrassing celebrity drunk of the week, but that was before Randy Travis wrecked his car buck-ass naked and then threatened to hunt down and shoot the officers who arrested him for DUI. And if you’re wondering how that’s embarrassing, he was driving a ’98 Trans Am. TMZ reports: When cops Read More ... |
| Katy Perry & John Mayer Have Sleepovers Now Posted: 08 Aug 2012 09:34 AM PDT        Now that we know Katy Perry is allowing John Mayer near her while she’s more susceptible to making bad decisions, here come reports that the two have officially moved on to the “Constantly Fucking” stage of their relationship because God is a giant asshole. E! News reports: A source confirms exclusively to E! News that Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber To Prince William: ‘Yo, Why You Bald?’ Posted: 08 Aug 2012 08:41 AM PDT        In case you were wondering how the Justin Bieber “I’m A Little Shithead” tour is going, he’s now moved on to insulting British royalty for going bald because apparently everyone should have finely coiffed, Canadian Maple Christ hair, that probably softens to the touch and smells of cinnamon and gummy bears. Or so I hear. Read More ... |
| Ben Affleck Wants To Put A Fourth Baby In Jennifer Garner, She Ain’t Having It Posted: 08 Aug 2012 07:46 AM PDT        “GEETTT OUUTTTT OF MYYYYY VAAAAAA GIIIII NAAAAAA.” While promoting her new movie The Odd Life of Timothy Green, Jennifer Garner surprisingly confirmed tabloid rumors that Ben Affleck really does want to shove a fourth baby in her, but then made it clear she’ll roundhouse his dick off if he even tries it. Extra reports: "The Read More ... |
| Joanna Krupa Should Never Stop Wearing A Bikini And Other News Posted: 08 Aug 2012 06:46 AM PDT        - Jennie Garth‘s post-divorce thinnification. - Newly Single Chivettes (Can someone tell me where the purchase button is? I keep swiping my credit card into my CD drive and nothing’s happening.) - Natalie Portman didn’t have cake at her wedding BECAUSE THE BABY’S DARREN ARONOFSKY’S. Or she’s vegan. Either one. - Read More ... |
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