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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.29.12
- Lady GaGa Poses For Terry Richardson, Makes Fun Of Lindsay Lohan
- Courtney Stodden Turned 18 Today And Already Has Four Porn Offers. USA!
- John Mayer Dumped Katy Perry Over Email
- Lindsay Lohan Banned From Chateau Marmont
- Paula Labaredas (In A Bikini) Pulls A Katy Perry
- Shia LaBeouf Would Give All His Transformers Money Back For ‘Credibility’
- And Then The Rich Guy Lindsay Lohan Robbed Fell In Love With Her. The End.
- Good Morning, Amy Adams, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.29.12 Posted: 29 Aug 2012 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Brett Ratner struggling to understand why this Long John Silver’s app isn’t showing him porn, Pete Doherty continues living despite his best efforts otherwise, Mickey Rourke‘s spare parts utility belt seems to be overflowing, and we bear witness to the final horrifying moment in Kelly Read More ... |
| Lady GaGa Poses For Terry Richardson, Makes Fun Of Lindsay Lohan Posted: 29 Aug 2012 12:00 PM PDT        With Lindsay Lohan banned from Marmont, Terry Richardson is all Lady GaGa‘s now. Not that he wasn’t already considering Lady GaGa is legitimately famous and people actually want to pay money to see her perform. Anyway, that didn’t stop GaGa from firing off a friendly tweet, or bitchy depending how you read it, to her Read More ... |
| Courtney Stodden Turned 18 Today And Already Has Four Porn Offers. USA! Posted: 29 Aug 2012 11:00 AM PDT        So remember Courtney Stodden? It doesn’t really matter. TMZ reports: Now that she’s “legal” — at least 4 porno companies are hoping she puts her money (and a whole lot more) where her mouth is … offering her lucrative XXX contracts. One of the companies is Brazzers.com … which says it wants to “showcase Read More ... |
| John Mayer Dumped Katy Perry Over Email Posted: 29 Aug 2012 10:17 AM PDT     For reasons I’ll never fully understand, women get all emotional whenever you tell them you really aren’t as into them as you pretended to be to talk them into sex which makes it awkward to at least have the courtesy to break up with them in person. Then again, it’s not like there’s a law Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Banned From Chateau Marmont Posted: 29 Aug 2012 09:29 AM PDT        Lindsay Lohan has been literally living at Chateau Marmont, so naturally that story ends with the hotel banning her from the premises because she never paid for anything and now owes them $46,000. TMZ reports: Lindsay — who had been living at the hotel — was ordered to get her stuff out by 12 PM Read More ... |
| Paula Labaredas (In A Bikini) Pulls A Katy Perry Posted: 29 Aug 2012 08:46 AM PDT        Here’s Paula Labaredas (?) who’s somehow not another Lindsay Lohan post and has a butt that falls out of her bikini starting here. So whichever one of those does it for you, that’s why you’re looking at these. Good talk. Photos: Splash NewsRead More ... |
| Shia LaBeouf Would Give All His Transformers Money Back For ‘Credibility’ Posted: 29 Aug 2012 07:59 AM PDT  Hipster ingenue/butterfly penis artiste Shia LaBeouf is still bitching about getting paid millions of dollars to star in Transformers because now no one takes him seriously as an actor. So here he is telling USA Today how he’s decided to solve that problem by dropping acid on set and agreeing to literally have sex on Read More ... |
| And Then The Rich Guy Lindsay Lohan Robbed Fell In Love With Her. The End. Posted: 29 Aug 2012 06:24 AM PDT        Like most people, I just assumed Lindsay Lohan would duck any and all charges for stealing $100,000 worth of jewelry and necklaces because that’s how these things always end and this time was no exception. But what I didn’t see coming was it’s because the guy she robbed professed his love for her, ceded her Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Amy Adams, And Other News Posted: 29 Aug 2012 06:00 AM PDT        - Remember how Holly Madison was adopting a kid? Just kidding, she’s pregnant. - Prince Harry‘s ginger wang hides from no Yank! - Newly Single Chivettes - Taylor Swift‘s clingyness is putting a hole in the ozone layer. - The Evolution of LeAnn Rimes - Carly Rae Jepsen in Read More ... |
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