Thursday, August 16, 2012

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.16.12

Posted: 16 Aug 2012 01:00 PM PDT

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Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where it turns out Molly Ringwald has been a porno librarian this whole time, we begin casting for A Lindsay Lohan Carol, set at Chateau Marmont, with Janice Dickinson as The Ghost of Cocaine Future, and how the hell can Tom Sizemore still afford blow when he has Read More ...

Bertney Stopped Wearin’ Her ‘Gagement Ring!

Posted: 16 Aug 2012 11:45 AM PDT

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A few weeks ago, Jason Trawick finally figured out Jamie Spears tricked him and getting engaged to Britney wasn’t going to be the cash cow he envisioned, although she does sometimes eat grass if left unattended. Anyway, cut to yesterday where Britney showed up to her conservatorship hearing without her engagement ring which she normally Read More ...

Shia LaBeouf Says Hollywood Stuck Its Finger Up His Butt, Surprisingly Not Talking About Travolta

Posted: 16 Aug 2012 10:41 AM PDT

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“Why, yes, I did glue pubic hair to my face. You like?” In a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter to promote Lawless, which actually looks awesome despite the inclusion of Beef, Shia LaBeouf continues his transition into a hipster Jesus artiste who’s no longer interested in making studio movies but “visionary” films that “terrify” Read More ...

James Franco’s Making A Movie About Lindsay Lohan And James Franco

Posted: 16 Aug 2012 09:46 AM PDT

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I honestly have no idea what the hell I just read, but apparently James Franco is making some sort of movie/video arthouse fart-wafting project that’s about Lindsay Lohan and, surprise, James Franco played by lookalikes who let’s just assume have cocks for noses. Except that would mean the Lindsay character would have to keep blowing Read More ...

Of Course Dave Mustaine Thinks Obama Is Staging Every Shooting In America To Steal Your Guns

Posted: 16 Aug 2012 08:36 AM PDT

Dave Mustaine
Metallica is a band comprised of massive egomaniacal assholes, so when someone manages to get kicked out of the band for being too drunk and too much of an asshole, you know they’re an extra special person who has shit figured out. So here’s Dave Mustaine telling an audience in Singapore that Barack Obama staged Read More ...

Mila Kunis Begged Macaulay Culkin To Go To Rehab While On A Boat With Ashton Kutcher

Posted: 16 Aug 2012 07:40 AM PDT

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Considering Macaulay Culkin looks like this and Mila Kunis dumped him immediately after regaining her sight, it’s really not that big of a leap to assume he’s spending every waking hour eating pounds of heroin. So here’s The National Enquirer with the most unlikely, although if true, entirely reckless, report about Mila trying to get Read More ...

Joe Carnahan’s ‘Daredevil’ And Other News

Posted: 16 Aug 2012 07:12 AM PDT

Daredevil
- Disney/Marvel has the rights to Daredevil now, so let’s see how quickly they’ll write Matt Murdock in as Tony Stark, Captain America and Thor’s lawyer in all three movies. - Lisa Ling is going to kill Kristen Stewart for “fucking up” Edward. - God bless gingers. - Here’s Ochocinco getting Read More ...

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