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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.27.12
- Katy Perry Was Falling In Love With John Mayer, So He Dumped Her
- The Skarsgard Seed Is Strong
- Amanda Bynes Hit-And-Run Case Re-Opened Because She’s Goddamn Death On Wheels
- Rihanna & Rob Kardashian Now. Why Not?
- Snooki Gives Birth To Baby Without Gills, ‘Did Not See That One Coming,’ Says Medical Science
- John Mayer Finally Got A Haircut
- Selena Gomez Needs Shorter Shorts And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.27.12 Posted: 27 Aug 2012 12:30 PM PDT        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which has turned out to be a most comprehensive collection of all things TCWM. Just to be sure, I’m going to dust off the checklist I tore out of Fish’s instruction manual — which was passed down to me on day one of this job — Unlocking The Read More ... |
| Katy Perry Was Falling In Love With John Mayer, So He Dumped Her Posted: 27 Aug 2012 11:00 AM PDT        If you’re still on the edge of your seat wondering why Katy Perry and John Mayer stopped having drunk sex with each other, according to People, she started having feelings for him which he apparently didn’t think was a big enough opening to touch more of her breasts by stringing her along. Romance is dead: Read More ... |
| Posted: 27 Aug 2012 10:12 AM PDT        “On three, we find the nearest clinic and vacuum these things out of us.” If Alexander Skarsgard is the true Nordic God of Sex-Thunder and not some Australian facsimile with delicious abs who foolishly got married and sired a child the second he made it big with his delicious abs, then his father Stellan Skarsgard Read More ... |
| Amanda Bynes Hit-And-Run Case Re-Opened Because She’s Goddamn Death On Wheels Posted: 27 Aug 2012 09:08 AM PDT        If you’ve driven in Los Angeles since April, chances are Amanda Bynes has crashed into you at least once while texting, leaving a bar and/or thinking clothes are transparent. On top of that, she’s constantly photographed driving around a smashed in BMW while looking like she wouldn’t know what year it is if you stapled Read More ... |
| Rihanna & Rob Kardashian Now. Why Not? Posted: 27 Aug 2012 08:00 AM PDT        Because apparently this is the summer of unfortunate relationships, here’s Rihanna with Rob Kardashian which should really put to bed any doubts about how hard Chris Brown hit her because it was clearly however hard it takes to think having sex with some nobody who’s only famous for having a sister that got peed on Read More ... |
| Snooki Gives Birth To Baby Without Gills, ‘Did Not See That One Coming,’ Says Medical Science Posted: 27 Aug 2012 05:32 AM PDT        If you’re wondering why a loud trumpet blast followed by the seas turning to blood woke you up yesterday morning, Snooki actually gave birth to a real, live baby boy that I haven’t heard is deformed yet, so for those of you who guessed, “Stillborn but capable of emitting vaporized gonorrhea,” I was right there Read More ... |
| John Mayer Finally Got A Haircut Posted: 27 Aug 2012 05:31 AM PDT        STYLIST: So how far did looking like Johnny Depp’s autistic brother Howie getcha? JOHN: Katy Perry, believe it or not. STYLIST: No shit? So back to looking like a douche? JOHN: Douche it. I’ll fight anyone to the death who says that’s not exactly how that conversation happened. Photos: NGRE/AKM-GSIRead More ... |
| Selena Gomez Needs Shorter Shorts And Other News Posted: 27 Aug 2012 05:30 AM PDT        - So Celine Dion posing for V Magazine is actually hot. I can’t believe I typed that. - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems - Octomom told her kids she’s doing porn. Of course. - If Ron Paul were president in 2001, 9/11 woulda been a totally different story. - Read More ... |
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