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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.3.12
- Kristen Stewart Banned From Robert Pattinson’s ‘Cosmopolis’ Premiere
- Jenna Jameson Just Endorsed Mitt Romney
- BREAKING: Jennifer Aniston Still Has Fripples
- It’s Hobo Wolverine
- Good Morning, Blake Lively’s Cleavage, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.3.12 Posted: 03 Aug 2012 10:30 AM PDT        Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I give you the gift of this Helen Hunt pic, so you can now tell that annoying friend who keeps trying to get you into yoga to fuck off, Brooke Shields and Molly Shannon have a crazy old lady face-off (Spoiler Alert: Brooke wins.), and Joey Lawrence Read More ... |
| Kristen Stewart Banned From Robert Pattinson’s ‘Cosmopolis’ Premiere Posted: 03 Aug 2012 09:15 AM PDT        Now that her black heart has sent a wounded Robert Pattinson into the perpetually-pregnant arms of Reese Witherspoon for comfort, Kristen Stewart is banned from the premiere of Cosmopolis even though no one can get a straight answer if Robert Pattinson is even showing up for it or not. All they hear when they call Read More ... |
| Jenna Jameson Just Endorsed Mitt Romney Posted: 03 Aug 2012 08:19 AM PDT        Jenna Jameson was at a strip club last night, so what better place to endorse a presidential candidate based solely on a refreshingly honest desire to keep dollar bills shoved into her vagina? CBS San Francisco reports: “I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office,” Jameson said while sipping champagne in a Read More ... |
| BREAKING: Jennifer Aniston Still Has Fripples Posted: 03 Aug 2012 07:45 AM PDT        Fun Fact: I heard if those things ever go down, it means the polar ice caps melted and we’re doomed as a species. (Read: Al Gore leaves me fucked up voicemails at 3 a.m.) Photos: INFdailyRead More ... |
| Posted: 03 Aug 2012 06:39 AM PDT        “I’m the best at what I do, and what I do is eat beans out of a can.” Because homeless superheroes are all the rage right now, all the rage, here’s Hugh Jackman on the set of The Wolverine this morning where apparently Logan will find himself wandering the streets because clearly liberal Hollywood’s trying Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Blake Lively’s Cleavage, And Other News Posted: 03 Aug 2012 06:06 AM PDT        - Kristen Stewart is still taking roles from Jennifer Lawrence. - Brittney Palmer is an artist. Or something. - Taylor Swift wants to be a Kennedy now. - The nine “celebrities” who showed up to Chick-fil-A on Wednesday. - Natalie Portman goes (fancy) nude for Dior. - Miss Michelle Read More ... |
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