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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.22.12
- Calvin Klein Made Alexander Skarsgard GIFs
- Russell Simmons Seems Pleased With His Purchase
- Lindsay Lohan Skips Town After Jewelry Theft Because That’s Not At All Suspicious
- So Who Wants To See Prince Harry Naked In Vegas?
- Mariah Carey’s Giant Breasts Full of Crazy Filming ‘The Butler’ And Other News
- Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger Are Engaged. Of Course, I Totally Knew That Was Gonna Happen
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.22.12 Posted: 22 Aug 2012 12:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you slightly early because the Internet fell completely into Prince Harry‘s royal naked b-hole and it’s swirling ginger vortex of newslessness. Although I did still manage to round up a nice little collection of celebrity weirdness for you, including January Jones‘s perpetual bitch-face, the most flattering Read More ... |
| Calvin Klein Made Alexander Skarsgard GIFs Posted: 22 Aug 2012 10:57 AM PDT  Put this on and prepare to lose hours of your life if not days. In fact, some of you might not be going home tonight, so I want you to know I’ll always cherish the times you clicked on this site so I didn’t have to wear pants. See you on the other side. Read More ... |
| Russell Simmons Seems Pleased With His Purchase Posted: 22 Aug 2012 09:53 AM PDT        Here’s Russell Simmons at the premiere of For A Good Time Call… last night which he was apparently running late for because they just dropped his date off at the door without his usual pre-inspection. Which is why he literally spends the entire time on the red carpet wondering how much they charged him for Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Skips Town After Jewelry Theft Because That’s Not At All Suspicious Posted: 22 Aug 2012 08:56 AM PDT        Yesterday, we found out that Lindsay Lohan was questioned by the police after attending a house party Sunday night that, surprise, ended in the owner’s jewelry being stolen. So here’s Lindsay immediately skipping town last night because she’s practically a ninja at not looking guilty as shit. “People will just think I’m a jet-setting movie Read More ... |
| So Who Wants To See Prince Harry Naked In Vegas? Posted: 22 Aug 2012 07:37 AM PDT    “So.. have you noticed my brother going bald and I’m not?” “I’m not playing strip Angry Birds with you, Harry.” If you haven’t heard by now, Prince Harry was in Vegas over the weekend and not only got absolutely plastered playing “strip pool” with a bunch of random chicks he invited up to his hotel Read More ... |
| Mariah Carey’s Giant Breasts Full of Crazy Filming ‘The Butler’ And Other News Posted: 22 Aug 2012 06:00 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy - Hayley Atwell‘s huge breasts might wear old lady make-up in Captain America 2. Hot. - The Chivettes don’t own the patent on underboob. Write your Senator. - Mariah Carey won’t share American Idol with Nicki Minaj, because she’s racist. - Of course this is what Japan Read More ... |
| Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger Are Engaged. Of Course, I Totally Knew That Was Gonna Happen Posted: 22 Aug 2012 05:55 AM PDT        Unless you posses incredible journalistic skills like myself (Titty photo?), you probably had no idea that Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger of Nickelback have been secretly dating for months or that they just took a step closer to eventually birthing a Voltron of Shitty Music. People reports: Lavigne, 27, and Kroeger, 37, first got together Read More ... |
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