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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.14.12
- Donna D’Errico Fell Off A Mountain Trying To Find Noah’s Ark. No, Really.
- LeAnn Rimes Is In A Bikini, Of Course
- Lindsay Lohan Made $2 Million This Year
- Hey Katy Perry, Elton John Says ‘Hello’
- Jessica Biel Wore This And Other News
- Robert Pattinson’s Ready For You Now. Nurture Him, Comfort Him
- Christina Aguilera Has Purple Hair Now
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.14.12 Posted: 14 Aug 2012 02:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that isn’t quite the behemoth that yesterday’s post was, but you probably missed that anyway on account of Katy Perry getting shitfaced and mooning an entire waterpark. Anyway, today we’ve got Jessie J subbing a guitar in place of a big black microphone, Brigitte Nielsen somehow stowed away Read More ... |
| Donna D’Errico Fell Off A Mountain Trying To Find Noah’s Ark. No, Really. Posted: 14 Aug 2012 12:55 PM PDT        Full Disclosure: I’ve been waiting all day to write this post because it involves my two favorite things: Breasts and making fun of people who think events in The Bible actually happened. When I was about five or six, my uncle was staying at my grandparents’ house while on leave from the Marines and liked Read More ... |
| LeAnn Rimes Is In A Bikini, Of Course Posted: 14 Aug 2012 11:20 AM PDT        We’ve already seen Gwen Stefani, Katy Perry, Lindsay Lohan and Ashley Greene, so it was literally only a matter of time until LeAnn Rimes found herself scooped up by the gust of a bee fart and dropped out in public in a bikini. So here she is in Newport Beach over the weekend where she Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Made $2 Million This Year Posted: 14 Aug 2012 08:24 AM PDT        If you’re sitting at a job you hate right now and/or having financial problems, now would be a good time to maybe read something less depressing like this third shooting in under a month or Sylvester Stallone talking about his dead son because here’s TMZ reporting that Lindsay Lohan somehow made $2 million this year: Read More ... |
| Hey Katy Perry, Elton John Says ‘Hello’ Posted: 14 Aug 2012 08:20 AM PDT |
| Jessica Biel Wore This And Other News Posted: 14 Aug 2012 08:00 AM PDT        - Taylor Swift is stalking the Kennedys. - Guys, sometimes we have just to have see things from their perspective. - Kim Kardashian‘s divorce from her previous fake marriage is holding up her newest fake marriage. - The Texas A&M shooter was really into guns, Glenn Beck and.. Kingdom Hearts? Read More ... |
| Robert Pattinson’s Ready For You Now. Nurture Him, Comfort Him Posted: 14 Aug 2012 07:24 AM PDT        If you follow The Superficial on Facebook or Twitter, you got to see me acquire a menstrual cycle last night while watching Robert Pattinson‘s first post-Kristen Stewart banging Rupert Sanders interview on The Daily Show where the man was just so disarmingly charming that I almost felt bad for making fun of all the hyperventilating Read More ... |
| Christina Aguilera Has Purple Hair Now Posted: 14 Aug 2012 07:00 AM PDT        While all her contemporaries spend their summers fitting into bikinis – including Lindsay Lohan who’s 5/8ths freckle-hobbit – here’s Christina Aguilera in the strongest Spanx money can buy while promoting The Voice over the weekend because apparently she’s still on the show. Somehow scaring the shit out of Adam Levine while simultaneously wasting precious man-hours Read More ... |
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