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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.6.12
- Elton John Calls Madonna A ‘Fairground Stripper’
- I Take Back Everything I’ve Ever Said About Victoria Silvstedt Being A Golddigger
- Jeffrey Ross Is Awesome
- Brigitte Nielsen Has Life By The Balls
- Jessica Simpson Lost 35 Pounds Now
- Amanda Bynes Racks Up Hit And Run #4
- Natalie Portman Married That French Dude
- Jennifer Nicole Lee Has A Package And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.6.12 Posted: 06 Aug 2012 02:30 PM PDT        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, bearing its usual seam-bursting girth — Calm down, Joe Jonas — I just meant there’s a ton of pics. Anyway, we’ve got Hailey Duff who I think may have misunderstood the whole Chick-fil-A protest, Wilmer Valderrama in an awkward moment that, to him, was like kissing his grandmother, Read More ... |
| Elton John Calls Madonna A ‘Fairground Stripper’ Posted: 06 Aug 2012 01:13 PM PDT  Notice how I used a pic of Elton standing next to the American flag for this momentous occasion? Suck it, England. In a new interview with Australia’s Channel 7, Elton John calls Madonna‘s current tour a “disaster” that “couldn’t happen to a bigger cunt” which really isn’t a polite thing to say to a woman Read More ... |
| I Take Back Everything I’ve Ever Said About Victoria Silvstedt Being A Golddigger Posted: 06 Aug 2012 12:43 PM PDT        My God, why didn’t anyone tell me this man was pure masculine thunder chiseled out of granite? I owe this poor woman an apology, but instead I’ll just link to this shot of her butt crack. She’ll never know the difference. Photos: CIAO/AKM-GSI, Fame/FlynetRead More ... |
| Posted: 06 Aug 2012 11:39 AM PDT        Not only did Jeffrey Ross show up to the Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne Barr dressed like Joe Paterno, complete with young naked boys in towels, he also dropped the following Dark Knight Rises shooting joke on Seth Green which Comedy Central didn’t air. Via TMZ: "Seth, congratulations. This is actually a great night for Read More ... |
| Brigitte Nielsen Has Life By The Balls Posted: 06 Aug 2012 10:27 AM PDT        When you’re an international star of stage and screen like Brigitte Nielsen, you’re afforded a life of glitz and glamour that most of us can only dream about. So naturally here she is knocking back a flask of smooth, cheap, affordable Popov vodka while literally rolling around a public park in broad daylight. It’s like Read More ... |
| Jessica Simpson Lost 35 Pounds Now Posted: 06 Aug 2012 09:31 AM PDT   When we last left Jessica Simpson two weeks ago, her people were launching a PR blitz campaign claiming she was on a “healthy” weight loss plan of only one pound a week. Except, just kidding, because now they’re saying Jessica already lost 35 pounds which means she’s somehow perfected time travel, or Weight Watchers threatened Read More ... |
| Amanda Bynes Racks Up Hit And Run #4 Posted: 06 Aug 2012 08:00 AM PDT        Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: The New Lindsay Lohan gets into a car. The car says, “Hey, why don’t you plow me into the back of another car?” The new Lindsay Lohan says, “Do it yourself, asshole, I’m taking a nap.” TMZ reports: Kisa (last name withheld) tells TMZ she was driving Read More ... |
| Natalie Portman Married That French Dude Posted: 06 Aug 2012 07:07 AM PDT        “Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to present to you, Monsieur and Madame Snooty Von Thousand Feet.” So Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied are married for real now even though we now know in this post-Kristen Stewart‘s a tramp world that Darren Aronofsky is the real father of Natalie’s baby. Or George Lucas. (You’d Read More ... |
| Jennifer Nicole Lee Has A Package And Other News Posted: 06 Aug 2012 06:29 AM PDT        - Jennifer Lopez is probably going to ditch Casper Smart which I’m sure has nothing to do with him being gay even though he forgot to mention that on the job application. - It’s Coco pushing a woman in a wheelchair holding an AK-47. - Lindsay Lohan AND Charlie Sheen are both Read More ... |
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