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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.24.12
- Kirsten Dunst Requests You Fornicate Yourself Away
- Miley Cyrus Needs An Intervention? Says Who?
- BREAKING: Hilary Duff’s Post-Pregnant Body Upgraded From ‘Unfortunate’ To ‘Brick Shithouse’
- Stop Lying About Lindsay, You Guys
- Olivia Wilde’s In A Bikini
- Katy Perry & John Mayer Are Done Having Sex Now
- Good Morning, Ashley Greene, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.24.12 Posted: 24 Aug 2012 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we add to what we learned yesterday, which is Tyra Banks will stop at nothing to scar this man for life. We’ve also got an obvious drinking problem Kelly Osbourne‘s boyfriend who wears jeans two sizes smaller then hers, Heather Graham and Elisabeth Shue on the set Read More ... |
| Kirsten Dunst Requests You Fornicate Yourself Away Posted: 24 Aug 2012 12:15 PM PDT        Probably because filthy rabble keep trying to get into elevators with her “big boobs,” here’s Kirsten Dunst wearing a “Fuck Off” necklace to the Hollywood premiere of The Bachelorette. Then again, as a snaggle-less toother, it is not my place to question the ways of the snaggled for as it has been since time began. Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus Needs An Intervention? Says Who? Posted: 24 Aug 2012 11:30 AM PDT        Earlier in the week, rumors started that Miley Cyrus‘ family was planning an intervention before she turns into Britney Spears who fortunately lacks the wherewithal to know she’s how we measure batshit now. Anyway, Miley’s rep has called the rumors “ridiculous” which is true because her family’s dumb but not dumb enough to derail the Read More ... |
| BREAKING: Hilary Duff’s Post-Pregnant Body Upgraded From ‘Unfortunate’ To ‘Brick Shithouse’ Posted: 24 Aug 2012 10:25 AM PDT        Your move, Jessica Simpson. Way too on the nose, I know, but she earned it. Damn, woman. Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast NewsRead More ... |
| Stop Lying About Lindsay, You Guys Posted: 24 Aug 2012 10:01 AM PDT        Lindsay Lohan is in New York right now because earlier in the week she was questioned by police after attending a house party where a bunch of jewelry wound up stolen. Of course, these are all facts I just made up because I hate comebacks. Sometimes I think about putting them all in concentration camps Read More ... |
| Posted: 24 Aug 2012 08:17 AM PDT        Here’s Olivia Wilde at the beach in North Carolina where you’ll notice in this post-Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher, Katy Perry & John Mayer world, I made the extra effort to include as little of Jason Sudeikis as possible. That’s the kind of love and attention you won’t find at other sites because they wish Read More ... |
| Katy Perry & John Mayer Are Done Having Sex Now Posted: 24 Aug 2012 07:35 AM PDT        “Can’t I just see ‘em one more time?” “Nope.” “Mannnnn…” For those you wondering when Katy Perry would eventually sober up and realize she’s been letting John Mayer have sex with her, it was yesterday. She sobered up yesterday. People reports: The pop star, 27, and crooner, 34, who were linked this summer, are no Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Ashley Greene, And Other News Posted: 24 Aug 2012 06:44 AM PDT        - So Taylor Swift really did crash that Kennedy wedding, but everyone was cool with it and for a happy ending, they’re all pissed at Kathie Lee Gifford now for talking about it. - I Like Summer Because Bikinis - Madonna calls a truce with Elton John in the cuntiest way possible. Read More ... |
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