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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.10.12
- It’s Gwen Stefani’s Butt In A Bikini
- Kristen Stewart Was Pregnant With Robert Pattinson’s Baby When She Cheated
- Are Mulder & Scully Doing It?
- Jessica Simpson’s Dad Arrested For DUI
- Breastier Jennifer Lawrence And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.10.12 Posted: 10 Aug 2012 11:30 AM PDT        Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, lead off by Mischa Barton demonstrating how to OD a drug-sniffing dog. We’ve also got three virtually unknown models fighting the good fight against Alagille Syndrome, which I admittedly have no clue what the hell even is, but I’m sure if they bend over a little more we’ll Read More ... |
| It’s Gwen Stefani’s Butt In A Bikini Posted: 10 Aug 2012 10:04 AM PDT        As promised. Let’s make this a party. Here are the other Great Bikini Butts of 2012, and even after Gwen (42, by the way), my money’s still on Leighton Meester, so let’s start birthing all our babies in prisons. Our children will thank us. (This is for me.) Photos: Splash NewsRead More ... |
| Kristen Stewart Was Pregnant With Robert Pattinson’s Baby When She Cheated Posted: 10 Aug 2012 09:21 AM PDT        Gotcha! Sorry, I saw Hollywood Life is just making shit up about Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson and got jealous. Although as a testament to my restraint and journalistic integrity, my original headline was “Kristen Stewart Aborted Robert Pattinson’s Baby Into Rupert Sanders’ Mouth.” Not that I’m saying that didn’t happen because there are Read More ... |
| Posted: 10 Aug 2012 08:21 AM PDT        Ever since Gillian Anderson announced she’d broken up with her longtime boyfriend, rumors have been circulating this week that she’s already shacked up with David Duchovny even though David Duchovny lives in a porn dungeon. Except now his rep is denying they’re dating which means we’re not going to get to see a half-alien baby Read More ... |
| Jessica Simpson’s Dad Arrested For DUI Posted: 10 Aug 2012 06:36 AM PDT        “That’s right, titty. Keep poking ol’ Joe in the side. He don’t mind…” Jessica Simpson‘s dad Papa Joe was apparently picked up for DUI over the weekend, according to TMZ, which probably explains why she’s been tweeting about her weight all week and dangling it in front of the media like a deep-fried carrot with Read More ... |
| Breastier Jennifer Lawrence And Other News Posted: 10 Aug 2012 06:00 AM PDT        - Jean Claude Van Damme will keep doing crazy kicks in public as long as he gets to occasionally show up in a movie. No movie, no kicks. Take the deal. - The less than pretty aging timeline of Macaulay Culkin. - If you have to expose yourself to Here Comes Honey Read More ... |
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