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Sex On The Wire: The 'Twilight' 12-Hour Sex Romp
The Daily WTF: Anne Frank Kills Hitler

Love It Or Leave It: Kirsten Dunst's 'All Good Things' Premiere Look
Fan Fiction: Jake Gyllenhaal In 'Are You My Shirt?'
Surprise! 'Teen Mom' Amber Portwood Is A Drug Addict

Sweet Repeat: Shakira Thinks Her Mic Stand's A Stripper Pole
'16 And Pregnant' In-Laws Threaten To Sue MTV
Video: Puppy Woof-Woof Song In The Tune Of 'Mad World'

Sex On The Wire: The 'Twilight' 12-Hour Sex Romp

Posted: 02 Dec 2010 11:35 AM PST

• Feel like a midget next to your man? You’re not alone! (Blisstree)

• It took half a day for Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson to recreate their off-screen sexual proclivities in Twilight: Breaking Dawn. (Celebuzz)

• Here’s all you never wanted to know about polyamorous relationships. (Betty Confidential)

• Scientists have isolated a gene that identifies a predisposition towards infidelity. The “you cheating bastard” gene. (The Frisky)

• Your mom does not appreciate your phallic ice-sculpting skills. (Urlesque)

• If you had one gay parent, who would you prefer it to be? (Buzzfeed)

• Don’t hook up with your college professor (your dance instructor is such a better idea, right Natalie Portman?) (CollegeCandy)

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Sex On The Wire: The 'Twilight' 12-Hour Sex Romp

The Daily WTF: Anne Frank Kills Hitler

Posted: 02 Dec 2010 10:56 AM PST

Over at The Frisky, the ladies weren’t a big fan of aleXsandro Palombo’s latest series. Featuring Anne Frank pointing a gun at a coke-swizzling Hitler’s head, the collection was called “crass” and was accused of “not saying anything of worth.” Which is true, probably, but if you’re not into WWII revisionist history where the Jews kill Hitler, we guess you have to go destroy your copies of Inglorious Basterds as well.

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The Daily WTF: Anne Frank Kills Hitler

Posted: 02 Dec 2010 10:51 AM PST

Breaking Dawn sex scene filmed for 12 hours – Imagine what it would be like to lose your virginity for 12 hours instead of, oh, 45 seconds. That’s how things went down for Bella Swan as Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson spent half a day filming the first of three steamy sex scenes. Isn’t there some kind union rule against this? (Celebuzz)

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Love It Or Leave It: Kirsten Dunst's 'All Good Things' Premiere Look

Posted: 02 Dec 2010 10:37 AM PST

Okay guys: What do we think of Kirsten Dunst’s lacy dress from last night’s All Good Things NY premiere? She looks absolutely killer from the waist up, but the bottom half’s a little matronly, right? (Yikes, we’ve been watching too much Michael Kors.) And those sleeves look like they could double as a way to wipe up a spilled dab of marinara sauce. Maybe this look would have worked better if she’d gone with sheer legs? Because right now this says “funeral” more than “movie premiere.”

What do you think of K-Dunst’s ensemble? Let us know in the comments!

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Love It Or Leave It: Kirsten Dunst's 'All Good Things' Premiere Look

Fan Fiction: Jake Gyllenhaal In 'Are You My Shirt?'

Posted: 02 Dec 2010 10:24 AM PST

Jake Gyllenhaal is missing his shirt. Can his friends help him find it? Flip through our picture book below to find out!

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Fan Fiction: Jake Gyllenhaal In 'Are You My Shirt?'

Surprise! 'Teen Mom' Amber Portwood Is A Drug Addict

Posted: 02 Dec 2010 10:29 AM PST

Teen Mom Amber Portwood clearly has problems. She’s currently involved in a battle with Child Services to retain custody of her daughter due to anger issues. And as we’ve been saying for awhile, Amber’s problems extend further than her bad temper. There are some clear signs that she’s been abusing drugs and alcohol since appearing on 16 And Pregnant and Teen Mom. And now the National Enquirer is presenting some more info on the subject:

“Amber has become a full-blown drug addict. She abuses a laundry list of different drugs,” divulged a close friend.

Let’s take a look at the evidence, shall we?

1. The Enquirer says she has everything from Morphine, Hydrocodone, Klonopin, Adderall and Vyvanse in her home:

“Her doctor prescribed Klonopin for her anger problems, and Tramadol for back pain. But she gets hydrocodone, morphine, Vyvanse and Adderall from drug dealers and pals.

“She mixes the pills with vodka and tequila, and if she keeps it up, she’s going to kill herself or someone else!”

2. She’s been photographed boozing it up while on medication

The weekend she was hit with domestic violence charges, Amber was photographed boozing it up.

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Surprise! 'Teen Mom' Amber Portwood Is A Drug Addict

Posted: 02 Dec 2010 09:21 AM PST

Padma Lakshmi’s skin appears lightened by TV Guide - Padma graced the cover of the latest issue along with Top Chef cohort (and Crushable weird celebrity crush) Tom Colicchio, and her skin tone looks to have been digitally altered. WTF! (PopEater)

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Sweet Repeat: Shakira Thinks Her Mic Stand's A Stripper Pole

Posted: 02 Dec 2010 09:02 AM PST

Oh, how we admire Shakira. She’s the MacGyver of sexiness! Never have we seen someone so resourceful when it comes to turning everyday objects into vehicles for onstage seduction. Don’t have a bed? Then crawl around next to the drum kit. Is that a guitar? Nope, it’s an imaginary boyfriend. Roadie forget to pack your stripper pole? Not a problem, just grab the mic stand and hold on tight.

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Sweet Repeat: Shakira Thinks Her Mic Stand's A Stripper Pole

'16 And Pregnant' In-Laws Threaten To Sue MTV

Posted: 02 Dec 2010 08:58 AM PST

Well, there’s another reality star using the “bad edit” excuse. This time its one of the parents from “16 And Pregnant.” Kathleen Green, the grandmother-in-law of this week’s teen mom Christinna Robinson, is unhappy with the way she was portrayed on the show. Which makes sense. She was horrible! But does she have a case?

Kathleen, the grandmother of Christinna’s former husband Isiah, was relentlessly aggressive with Christinna on the show this week. She came off like a horrible person, blaming Christinna for the entire pregnancy and accusing her of getting pregnant by another man. But she now claims that MTV edited the video to make her look bad, and left out key information.

According to TMZ:

Kathleen says she’s particularly upset with a scene involving a DNA test she bought for Christinna — claiming she came off as a cold-hearted bitch because MTV left out one key detail — “They didn't show that [Christinna] had told us she had had sex with some other guy.”

That sounds fair, except why would MTV delete that key detail? It’s not like they refrain from making their teen moms look bad in the series. But of course the narrative is going to follow Christinna’s story and not hers.

Kathleen does realize the show is called “16 and Pregnant,” not “The Nice, Upset Grandmother In Law Of A Tramp,” right?

There’s also the fact that Christinna has consistently said that Isiah was her first sex partner. And on her former Formspring page, she has said that she doesn’t plan to have sex again until she’s married.

Maybe Christinna’s lying. But during her screen time on MTV’s show, she was also adamant that she never slept with someone else.

It sounds like Kathleen Green is suffering from the problem that afflicts many reality villains. She didn’t realize how terrible her words sounded when she spoke them. But there’s no taking it back now.

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'16 And Pregnant' In-Laws Threaten To Sue MTV

Video: Puppy Woof-Woof Song In The Tune Of 'Mad World'

Posted: 02 Dec 2010 08:48 AM PST

Hey kid, we all saw Donnie Darko. We all have Silly Bandz. You’re not that special.