Tuesday, December 14, 2010

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Katie Holmes at the Globes announcement: very pretty or overly medicated?

Posted: 14 Dec 2010 08:41 AM PST

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This morning, the Golden Globe nominations were announced by Blair Underwood (swoon), Josh Duhamel (blech) and Katie Holmes! Katie actually looked rather lovely for the announcement, I thought. She's actually giving me a very Kate Middleton vibe, right? I think it's the talking out of the side of her mouth thing (Middleton does that too) and the hair. The hair looks great. The face… well, her makeup is good. But to my jaded eyes, the Kate-Bot looks stoned. She always looks medicated these days.

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Anyway, last night Katie was filming scenes with Adam Sandler for Jack & Jill, the film where she plays Sandler's wife, I believe. She was also spotted with little Suri. Here are some of the pics:

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Photos courtesy of WENN and Fame.

Jake Gyllenhaal & Swifty were soberly cuddling at Swifty’s b-day party

Posted: 14 Dec 2010 08:22 AM PST

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Of course. Yesterday, Taylor Swift finally turned 21 years old. Now she and Jake Gyllenhaal won't have to just hang around coffeehouses endlessly - although I bet they still will. At least now we can finally say "Just man up and get her drunk, Jake." You know Swifty and Jake would have probably both giggled like little girls when they ordered their first Buttery Nipples. Us Weekly reports that at last night's birthday party for Swifty, Jake and Swifty were "cuddly and so cute” and “obsessed” with each other. AND NO ONE WAS DRINKING. The Hell? I know would need a stiff drink if I had to watch Jake nuzzle Swifty's bangs trauma.

Jake Gyllenhaal was all the intoxication Taylor Swift needed at her 21st birthday party at her Nashville home on Monday night.

A source tells UsMagazine.com that Swift celebrated her big milestone with Gyllenhaal, close pals and no booze at a “small” and “super low key” bash at home.

Although she’s now of legal age, Swift didn’t drink alcohol at the Christmas-themed bash, the reveler says. In fact, the source says, “no one was drinking” during the fete.

But she and Gyllenhaal were “cuddly and so cute” and “obsessed” with one another, the reveler says.

The party-goer adds that no other celebs surfaced for the fete at the country star’s recently purchased home, which was decorated with yuletide decorations throughout.

“I want a Christmas-themed birthday, because I love Christmas as much as my birthday,” Swift recently told Us Weekly in Taylor Swift: Inside My World. “Combining the two just seems like the perfect festivity.”

She hinted that she wasn’t interested in imbibing alcohol too much: “My friends drink, but I’ve never felt the need to,” Swift said.

The twosome were reunited in L.A. last week following Gyllenhaal’s sojourn to Australia, where he was promoting Love and Other Drugs with Anne Hathaway. Gyllenhaal and Hathaway were both nominated for Golden Globes on Tuesday morning for their performances in the film.

[From Us Weekly]

Blah, blah. It's interesting to me that Us Weekly is getting so many of these strategic leaks - at first People Magazine had the first detailed reports of the cuddly G-rated union, but now Us Weekly is getting everything. Personally, I like Us Weekly - it's trashier and dirtier than People, but there's a similar celebrity-friendly vibe. I wonder if Jake and Swifty's reps have some kind of exclusive deal with Us Weekly to promote this relationship? I'll have to check the print issue to see if there are lots of ads for coffee (tin foil conspiracy hat on).

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - DECEMBER 06: Actor Jake Gyllenhaal attends a press conference for his film Love & OTher Drugs at the Wharf Restaurant on December 6, 2010 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Brendon Thorne/Getty Images)

Nov. 22, 2010 - Los Angeles, California, USA - Singer Taylor Swift.The 2010 American Music Awards Red Carpet Arrivals Held At Nokia Theatre In Los Angeles, California On November 21, 2010. K66963AM. © Red Carpet Pictures

Nov. 17, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - Actor JAKE GYLLENHAAL arrives for his appearance on the 'Late Night With David Letterman' held at the Ed Sullivan Theater. © Red Carpet Pictures

Gwyneth Paltrow on Country Strong: “This is the best job I’ve ever done”

Posted: 14 Dec 2010 08:01 AM PST

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Gwyneth Paltrow is the January cover girl for InStyle Magazine, to promote her lead role in Country Strong. My new happy place is picturing Goop's face when she realized that Angelina Jolie got a Golden Globe nomination for Comedy/Musical and that she, Goop, got shut out. Anyway, Goopy still has a job to do, and that includes talking about her "dear friends" and "good friends" - because Goopy wants to remind us, once again, that she only associates with the very best. Goopy is the worst/best kind of name-dropping starf-cker.

Is a merger in the cards for two celebrity superstar families? Gwyneth Paltrow thinks so. She and her new BFF Faith Hill have spent so much time together lately that their children have bonded – in a major way.

“Moses … we might really become family when he marries Audrey!” Paltrow tells Hill, who interviewed her for January’s InStyle, on newsstands Friday. “My son is in love with your daughter!”

Paltrow is referring to her son Moses, 4, with husband and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, and Hill’s daughter Audrey, 9, with country superstar Tim McGraw. The two families grew close while Paltrow and McGraw were filming their upcoming movie Country Strong in Nashville.

“Don’t you just love our babies?” Hill, 43, asks her friend, who replies, “I love mine, and I love yours!”

Hill complimented Paltrow on her singing voice, which Paltrow says “didn’t have any power or strength to it” before she spent time developing for her role as a country star.

“I don’t even know how to respond to that in your presence, but thank you,” Paltrow says. “You know, last night when I was watching the film, I thought, this is the best job I’ve ever done. Normally I can’t stand to see myself, but with this film I felt like it all came together.”

Paltrow, 38, also dished on her Christmas plans, saying the family of four will hole up in their Amagansett, N.Y., home for some R&R.

“I’m excited,” she says. “We always get a big old tree and go see movies. It’s so cozy.” Another bonus to the holiday season? “The phone stops ringing and the emails stop coming.”

[From People]

"You know, last night when I was watching the film, I thought, this is the best job I’ve ever done." Oh, Goopy is selling it HARD. How about this, Goopy: "Usually I think I play myself and come across as a frozen, icy bitch on screen, but I was playing drunk and I had a twang, y'all. Go see my movie, please." Goopy also tells InStyle: "My kids are everything to me. I was so lucky to have great parents and I don’t know if I’ll be as good, but I’ll certainly try.” And: “I’m a clothes person and try to have fun with fashion. It’s like playing dress-up.” Of course.

By the way, all of you yelling at me for saying Goopy looked like ten kinds of hell at her Walk of Fame ceremony yesterday - seriously? She looked like hell. And don't even try to tell me she just looks "natural". She looked 'Toxed and waxy. Just my opinion, I guess.

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Photos courtesy of ONTD.

Leighton Meester for Allure: completely awkward or totally adorable?

Posted: 14 Dec 2010 07:26 AM PST

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Leighton Meester is the cover girl for the January issue of Allure Magazine, to promote her supporting role in Country Strong, the musical that was just SHUT OUT of the Golden Globes (poor Goopy). I know many of you don't care about her, but I really like Leighton. I think she's way prettier than Blake Lively, and more interesting too. I think she's pretty in that really adorable/cute way, much like Rachel McAdams, who I think looks like she could be Leighton's sister. But why did Allure take such a cute girl and make her pose like this for the cover? It's so… awkward. And fug. It makes it seem like the real cover star is Leighton's arm, not her face. Ugh. Here are some highlights from the interview:

On the Chuck and Blair love affair:
“I can really relate to it–not necessarily because it’s this dramatic, tumultuous relationship, but because the way they love each other is very real, and not for the sake of being dramatic. It’s actual love. There’s nobody for each other but them.”

On her former life as a partier:
“We had craaaazy parties, we had DJ’s, bands, an ice luge, a fire twirler. One of my roommates burned off her bangs on the stove trying to light a cigarette.”

On Country Strong:
Meester has a string of promising movies on the way, including Country Strong, a Nashville drama in which she sings and costars with Gwyneth Paltrow and Tim McGraw. “Gwyneth’s just chilled out, well-balanced,” Meester says. She’s not uppity in any way. She’s got a family and kids and a really healthy lifestyle.” And her take on McGraw? “He’s a prankster, a flirt. He’ll make up a little song about you. He’s got a devious twinkle in his eye.” When Country Strong wrapped, Paltrow and McGraw presented Meester with a meaningful parting gift: “A guitar,” she says, with a flicker of pride. It has become Meester’s constant travel companion; she’s teaching herself to play and has begun writing songs that are very different from the perky dance music she’s recorded in the past. “The stuff I’m doing now is a little more complementary to my heart and my vibe,” she says.

On her ex, Sebastian Stan:
In her early 20s, Meester was in a relationship with actor Sebastian Stan, who appeared on Gossip Girl, but she’s enjoying being single these days. “I don’t see the point in dating. I hate it,” she says. “It’s wonderful to be in love. And it’s definitely wonderful to cuddle and have sex and get to experience life with somebody. But it’s OK if you don’t find him and you’re 24. You can find it someday.”

On the supposed rivalry with costar Blake Lively:
For years, the actress has batted away speculation of friction between herself and Gossip Girl costar Blake Lively. “It’s unfortunate when women are pitted against each other,” Meester says. “Like with Sex and the City. People say, ‘They’re jealous of each other.’ Come on! They’re all rich, successful, great actresses.” In a breathless voice, she mocks the male-driven stereotype of the Hollywood catfight: “‘When women fight, it’s usually with pillows and in bras and panties! Sometimes, they accidentally kiss!’”

On working out:
“I hate working out for the sake of working out—it’s a chore. I hate going to the gym, and I don’t really care to do it,” says Meester. “The one thing I love is yoga, and I do it at least four or five times a week. It’s pretty fast-paced. I never get bored.”

On her love life:
“It’s wonderful to be in love. And it’s definitely wonderful to cuddle and have sex and get to experience life with somebody. But it’s OK if you don’t find him and you’re 24. You can find it someday.”

[From Allure & HuffPo]

See, she's a better interview too, as opposed to Blake Lively's Anna Wintour name-dropping. I would like to see Leighton with someone really interesting too - part of me wants to see her with Ed Westwick, but that's probably a no-go. Who is single? Let's see… Garrett Hedlund? Ooh… how about Colin Farrell? THAT would be hot.

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Photos courtesy of Allure.

Ryan Gosling smolders as GQ’s January cover boy

Posted: 14 Dec 2010 07:03 AM PST

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Ryan Gosling is the January cover boy for GQ Magazine. GOSDONG!!! I know many of you are over him now that he's slipping The Gosdong to Blake Lively, but I still have some affection for him. He got a Golden Globe nomination this morning too - and maybe he'll even bring Blake as his date!!! Good times. Anyway, GQ has only released a few select excerpts from their cover interview. Also: Gosling took his GQ interviewer to Disneyland. At this point, the boy has a Disney fetish, he really does. Once, even twice if your name appears with "Magic Castle" I'll let it go - but we're going on at least a half dozen Gosling-Disneyland references in a year. Enough. Here are the highlights:

"The path of the Reluctant Movie Star has been well worn at least since Brando, but few have walked it as doggedly and resolutely as Gosling," writes GQ correspondent Brett Martin. All of Ryan Gosling's roles, with the exception of The Notebook, have been "small, odd, and metaphysically mysterious." Even his two latest movies, All Good Things and Blue Valentine, "do little to alter the perception that he will only do those things that appeal to his own, confident sense of what's worth doing."

The two spent time together at some of Gosling's favorite L.A. spots, including the Magic Castle and The Varnish, discussing family (he comes from a "family of believers") and his various jobs outside of acting (including working at a local deli). Gosling says his latest film (with rumblings of an Oscar nod), Blue Valentine, is the best he'll ever make.

Ryan Gosling on his family's willful suspension of disbelief:
"My mother still believes in Santa Claus. We tried to break it to her once, but she wasn't having it. There are very few believers in the world, but my mother is one of them. I don't know if she'd admit that this is why she does it, but it's just more fun to believe in Santa than not to."

…on why he got a job at a deli after his Hollywood hit, The Notebook:
" 'I'd never had a real job,' he says. The problem with Hollywood, he goes on, is that nobody works. 'They have meals. They go to Pilates. But it's not enough. So they do drugs. If everybody had a pile of rocks in their backyard and spent every day moving them from one side of the yard to the other, it would be a much happier place.' "

…on expecting retribution from his success:
"Look, this is crazy. I don't understand how I'm here, living this life, wearing this suit. I assume I'm going to pay for it someday…. And that's okay. It seems fair to me. I just want to be ready for it. I want to meet it like a gentleman."

[From GQ]

You know who Gosling reminds me of a little bit? Shia LaBeouf. It's like there's some sort of desire - in both Gosling and Shia - to come across as somewhat creepy/weird, just in attempt to be different. And I hate to say it, but I think Shia does it with more authenticity, you know? Shia seems genuinely creepy and weird. Gosling seems like he's trying too hard.

The full Gosling pictorial is here, at GQ.

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Photos courtesy of GQ.

Michelle Williams’ Dior & darker roots: most improved, or still a ways to go?

Posted: 14 Dec 2010 06:41 AM PST

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Michelle Williams is having a good moment. Blue Valentine's rating was changed from an NC-17 to an R. Blue Valentine is getting some serious awards buzz, and just this morning, she was nominated for a lead actress Golden Globe. And to add to the goodness, she's no longer got funky too-blonde hair! YAY! These are photos of Michelle at yet another Blue Valentine screening last night in NYC. The dress is Dior, and I kind of hate it - on Michelle. I just don't find it flattering on her figure, and it makes her upper arms look heavy (which they are not), and it's much too short for winter. It doesn't even look like she's wearing panty hose either. Ugh. But I love the hair - her hair has been looking hideous lately, I think because she had to dye it white-blonde to play Marilyn Monroe. But now she chopped some off and added some roots to the mix, and it looks so much better.

Note to Goop: this is how you should be doing your blonde.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

Golden Globe nominations: Jolie, Depp, Portman, Idris & The Hamm!

Posted: 14 Dec 2010 06:15 AM PST

Photo by: Dennis Van Tine/starmaxinc.com 2010  12/6/10 Angelina Jolie at the premiere of The Tourist . (NYC) Photo via Newscom

The Golden Globe nominations are out! The Hollywood Foreign Press douches split the announcement into two separate things, though, which is why this has taken so long. There were some surprises, but mostly everybody who you thought was going to be an awards contender is on the list. Here are some of the biggest surprises, in my opinion:

*ANGELINA JOLIE! She was nominated for Best Actress Comedy/Musical for The Tourist. SHOCKING. Of course, the HFP probably just wants some Jolie-Pitt action for ratings, but it's still nice for the film that got hideous reviews, and it might boost the box office a bit. Oh, Depp got nominated for The Tourist too, and the film got a Comedy/Musical Best Picture nomination.

*Idris Elba got a nomination for Lead Actor in a TV Movie! There will be Hot Man Meat at the Globes! Between Idris and The Hamm, it's going to be Hot Guy Globes (mm…man globes).

* There was a lot of love for Glee and Modern Family, but the actors who got singled out for the shows are very interesting. More on that in a second.

*Piper Perabo got a nomination?!? For that dumb CIA show. For real.

*Emma Stone got a nomination for Easy A! Yay for recognizing younger talents!

Okay, here are the list of nominees, courtesy of Cinema Blend:

BEST PICTURE, DRAMA
Black Swan
The FIghter
Inception
The King’s Speech
The Social Network

BEST PICTURE, MUSICAL OR COMEDY
Alice in Wonderland
Burlesque
The Kids Are All Right
Red
The Tourist

BEST DIRECTOR
Darren Aronofsky, Black Swan
David Fincher, The Social Network
Tom Hooper, The King’s Speech
Christopher Nolan, Inception
David O. Russell, The Fighter

BEST ACTOR, DRAMA
Jesse Eisenberg, The Social Network
Colin Firth, The King’s Speech
James Franco, 127 Hours
Ryan Gosling, Blue Valentine
Mark Wahlberg, The Fighter

BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA
Halle Berry, Frankie and Alice
Nicole Kidman, Rabbit Hole
Jennifer Lawrence, Winter’s Bone
Natalie Portman, Black Swan
Michelle Williams, Blue Valentine

BEST ACTOR, COMEDY OR MUSICAL
Johnny Depp, Alice in Wonderland
Johnny Depp, The Tourist
Paul Giamatti, Barney’s Version
Jake Gyllenhaal, Love and Other Drugs
Kevin Spacey, Casino Jack

BEST ACTRESS, COMEDY OR MUSICAL
Annette Bening, The Kids Are All Right
Anne Hathaway, Love and Other Drugs
Angelina Jolie, The Tourist
Julianne Moore, The Kids Are All Right
Emma Stone, Easy A

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Christian Bale, The Fighter
Michael Douglas, Wall Street 2
Andrew Garfield, The Social Network
Jeremy Renner, The Town
Geoffrey Rush, The King’s Speech

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Amy Adams, The Fighter
Helena Bonham Carter, The King’s Speech
Mila Kunis, Black Swan
Melissa Leo, The Fighter
Jacki Weaver, Animal Kingdom

BEST SCREENPLAY
Danny Boyle and Simon Beaufoy, 127 Hours
Lisa Cholodenko and Stuart Blumberg, The Kids Are All Right
Christopher Nolan, Inception
David Seidler, The King’s Speech
Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE
Despicable Me
How To Train Your Dragon
The Illusionist
Tangled
Toy Story 3

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
Biutiful
The Concert
The Edge
I Am Love
In A Better World

TELEVISION NOMINEES:

BEST TV SERIES, DRAMA
Boardwalk Empire
Dexter
The Good Wife
Mad Men
The Walking Dead

BEST TV SERIES, COMEDY
30 Rock
The Big Bang Theory
The Big C
Glee
Modern Family
Nurse Jackie

BEST ACTOR, DRAMA
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Michael C. Hall, Dexter
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Hugh Laurie, House

BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA
Julianne Marguiles, The Good Wife
Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men
Piper Perabo, Covert Affairs
Katey Sagal, Sons of Anarchy
Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer

BEST ACTOR, COMEDY
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Steve Carell, The Office
Thomas Jane, Hung
Matthew Morrison, Glee
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory

BEST ACTRESS, COMEDY
Toni Collette, United States of Tara
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Laura Linney, The Big C
Lea Michele, Glee

BEST MINI-SERIES OR TV MOVIE
Carlos
The Pacific
Killers of the Earth
Temple Grandin
You Don’t Know Jack

BEST ACTOR IN A MINI-SERIES OR TV MOVIE
Idris Elba,
Ian MacShane, PIllars of the Earth
Al Pacino, You Don’t Know Jack
Dennis Quaid, The Special Relationship
Edgar Ramirez, Carlos

BEST ACTRESS IN A MINI-SERIES OR TV MOVIE
Hayley Atwell, Pillars of the Earth
Claire Danes, Temle Grandin
Judi Dench, Return to Cranford
Romola Garai, Emma
Jennier Love Hewitt, The Client List

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR TV MOVIE
Scott Caan, Hawaii Five-O
Chris Colfer, Glee
Chris Noth, The Good Wife
Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family
David Straithairn, Temple Grandin

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR TV MOVIE
Hope Davis, The Special Relationship
Jane Lynch, Glee
Kelly McDonald, Boardwalk Empire
Julia Stiles, Dexter
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family

Very interesting, right? Re: Modern Family - why no Ed O'Neill? Why no WhatsHisFace Ginger? Weird. Also - no love for Lost's final season. Good. It sucked.

Re: the film nominations - I'm just thrilled with the actors nominated, I really am. I think it's a good group all around, and I'm even glad to see Michael Douglas included - at the expense of Justin Timberlake! HA. It's good to see Andrew Garfield getting some love, and Mark Wahlberg for The Fighter. I'm a little surprised that Inception didn't get any acting nominations - specifically, Leo. Weird.

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WASHINGTON - AUGUST 09: Idris Elba poses for photographers during a screening of 'Takers' at the AMC Georgetown on August 9, 2010 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Kris Connor/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - DECEMBER 06: Jon Hamm attends the 2010 Charlize Theron Africa Outreach Project Benefit at The Darby Restaurant on December 6, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

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Dec. 6, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - Actress ANGELINA JOLIE attends the World premiere of 'The Tourist' held at Ziegfeld Theater. © Red Carpet Pictures

Dec. 7, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - Actor JOHNNY DEPP at his appearance on the 'Late Night With David Letterman' held at the Ed Sullivan Theater. © Red Carpet Pictures

Jersey Shore’s J-Woww has new book on ‘The Rules’ of dating

Posted: 14 Dec 2010 06:12 AM PST

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Is there anything these Jersey Shore kids can’t do? I watched Barbara Walters’ “10 Most Fascinating People” show hoping to get some decent quotes from Sandra Bullock, who wasn’t even interviewed. Instead, I was treated to an interview with the Jersey Shore gang in which they defended themselves to Barbara and then defined their stupid insider words, like “Smush,” “Grenade” and “GTL.”

That segment also revealed the many ways that these kids are raking in the big bucks. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino earned $10 million this year, not just 5 as previously reported, from his endorsement deals and iPod app. J-Woww has a tanning line out and a clothing line, and now there’s news that she has her own book coming out on “dating.” This is from the girl who slept with Pauly, but I guess of all the Jersey Shore women she’s had the least hookups in the house. (See diagram below, although I don’t watch this show to properly judge.) Anyway I fail to see how she’s qualified to put out a dating book, but I guess that doesn’t matter when it comes to making money.

Jenni “JWoww” Farley announced on her Facebook page this weekend that she, too, is throwing her hat into the writing ring to become a woman of letters. According to Farley, The Rules According to JWoww will offer “a new spin on the dos and don'ts of dating, from ’smushing’ guys to avoiding booty calls to finding the guy of your dreams.” Rife with “empowering advice for a new generation of self-assured young women,” the book will offer “shore-tested secrets on landing a mint guy, staying fresh to death, and kicking the competition to the curb."

The dating guide, which will be published by HarperCollins imprint William Morrow, goes on sale February 8, 2011.

[From Celebuzz]

The book is being released just in time for Valentine’s day, when all the single girls with aspirations of being like J-Woww can get wasted and get their fake tits out to land the “guy of their dreams.” I’m sure he’s heavily bronzed, roided up, and has his own special language with his buddies through which he puts down all the women stupid enough to put out for him.

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Update: here are more photos of Jenni on Halloween. Credit: PRPhotos
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Photo by: AJM/AAD/starmaxinc.com 2010  11/27/10 Jenni J-Woww Farley hosts an event at Studio 54 . (Las Vegas, Nevada)  Photo via Newscom

Photo by: AJM/AAD/starmaxinc.com 2010  11/27/10 Jenni J-Woww Farley hosts an event at Studio 54 . (Las Vegas, Nevada)  Photo via Newscom

Photo by: AJM/AAD/starmaxinc.com 2010  11/27/10 Jenni J-Woww Farley hosts an event at Studio 54 . (Las Vegas, Nevada)  Photo via Newscom

47230, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Monday November 8 2010. Jenni JWoww Farley of Jersey Shore dines out at Hollywood hotspot Katsuya. Photograph:  Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.com

TV personalities from MTV's Jersey Shore Nicole Snooki Polizzi and Jenni Jwow Farley head out for a day in Manhattan, New York on October 14, 2010. Snooki was recently the target of the animated show South Park where she was created into monster which was shoot at by the Cartman character but Nicole took to her twitter with what seemed to be pride after the episode tweeting snooki want smoosh smoosh. im going to have nightmares tonight lmao!!! we've officially made it. goodnite my bitches. Jwoww was recently paid a great deal of money to appear on a Spike TV wrestling show to get in the ring with a snooki look alike.  Fame Pictures, Inc

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Chelsea Handler tweets photo in bed with 50 Cent

Posted: 14 Dec 2010 06:04 AM PST


Chelsea Handler is ready to go public with her relationship with 50 Cent. She tweeted a photo of the two of them in bed, along with the caption “I don’t know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper.”

chelsea50Chelsea also made her characteristically boring deadpan jokes center around her relationship with 50. On her show last night, while talking about the end of her “Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang” book tour, she quipped “The biggest changes that happened over the course of the tour actually took place inside me. Literally. My love life became as ridiculous as a comic book. When the tour began, I was dating Superman. [cut to picture of Ted Harbert in Superman suit], then I dated Tarzan [cut to picture of that Animal Planet dude with a loincloth], and finally I ended up with Batman, aka ‘The Dark Knight’ [cut to picture of her kissing 50 Cent]. See you in the bat cave, ‘ma boo.” (Video of that is above)

You know, I’m going to say something nice. They look really happy together. Chelsea bugs the crap out of me, and so does 50 in his way, but these two found each other and they seem to be in lust, so good for them. Chelsea has talked about 50 before, but never called him anything more than her ‘friend.’ It looks like he’s thrilled that she’s ready to admit they’re together. Maybe Chelsea will tone down her meanness now that she’s getting laid. No, I doubt it either.

LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 12: Host Chelsea Handler onstage during the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards at NOKIA Theatre L.A. LIVE on September 12, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

45898, VANCOUVER, CANADA - Friday October 8, 2010. Chelsea Handler spotted on the set of This Means War , filming on location in downtown Vancouver. The upcoming comedic film also stars Reese Witherspoon and Chris Pine. Photograph:  Kred, PacificCoastNews.com

Paris Hilton says she was invited to Nicole Richie’s wedding but had other plans

Posted: 14 Dec 2010 05:53 AM PST

LOS ANGELES - JANUARY 17:  'The Simple Life's' Paris Hilton (L) and Nicole Richie arrive at the 'White Hot Winter on Fox' TCA Party at Meson G on January 17, 2005 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
There’s some interesting back and forth in the celebrity sites about why Paris Hilton didn’t attend the weekend wedding of her former BFF, Nicole Richie. Richie had a lavish affair by most accounts, with over 150 guests, a ‘winter’ theme and an elephant, but avian Paris was off in Vegas. According to E! Online, Paris was invited but begged off because of a scheduled birthday party for a friend, which was filmed for Paris’ reality show. US Weekly claims that Paris wasn’t invited because Nicole worried that she would steal her thunder. Here are US and E!’s reports:

When Nicole Richie got hitched to Joel Madden this weekend in front of friends—such as Gwen Stefani, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Khloé Kardashian Odom—at dad Lionel’s Beverly Hills estate, many were wondering why Paris Hilton wasn’t there.

The former BFFs and Simple Life costars did have a falling out years ago, but have since patched things up.

And although Page Six says Paris didn’t make the guest list for the intimate affair, a Hilton confidant insists that’s not the case…

“She was invited, but she had another commitment,” a source close to the heiress tells me.

So what was the reason she couldn’t be there to see Nicole tie the knot?

Paris was shooting her Oxygen reality series in Vegas this weekend, where one of her castmates was celebrating her birthday (costar Brooke Mueller didn’t attend).

“This was planned months ago,” the source says. “Paris sent Nicole and Joel a wedding gift to congratulate them and wishes them both the best.” - E! Online


“Nicole knew very well that having Paris involved would have inevitably turned a special night into being about their friendship,” a source tells UsMagazine.com. “Nicole’s life is completely different now.”

In fact, Richie didn’t even bother to invite Hilton, her best friend since the age of 2, to attend the winter-themed ceremony. And though Richie’s pals Khloe Kardashian and Samantha Ronson made the final guest list, a source close to Hilton tells Us that the 29-year-old socialite “isn’t dwelling on it too much.”

“She and Nicole aren’t close anymore, but there are no hard feelings there,” the insider explains. “They just grew up and apart.” - US Weekly

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Khloe Kardashian was at Nicole’s wedding, but Paris wasn’t there for whatever reason. I tend to believe US Weekly over E!, where the account sounds straight from Paris’ camp. This isn’t just about two friends who had a falling out. This also signifies Paris’ place on the Hollywood hierarchy. If Paris was still relevant, she would have scored an invitation to Nicole’s wedding regardless of the current state of their friendship or whether or not she used to date the groom’s brother. As it is, she doesn’t rate an invite while Khloe Kardashian does. Burn.

Look at Paris below in her Pepto Pink Bentley with Brooke Mueller on December 1. Does Paris look ok to drive here, or coked out of her mind?
48088, WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNAIA - Wedensday December 1 2010. Welcome to my world! Paris Hilton introduces Brooke Mueller to her lifestyle, driving her to the Las Palmas club in West Hollywood in a baby pink Bentley. The heiress and the estranged wife of Charlie Sheen were filming a section for Paris's latest reality venture. Miss Hilton later left with boyfriend Cy Waits in a slightly less loud vehicle. Photograph:  Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com

48088, WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNAIA - Wedensday December 1 2010. Welcome to my world! Paris Hilton introduces Brooke Mueller to her lifestyle, driving her to the Las Palmas club in West Hollywood in a baby pink Bentley. The heiress and the estranged wife of Charlie Sheen were filming a section for Paris's latest reality venture. Miss Hilton later left with boyfriend Cy Waits in a slightly less loud vehicle. Photograph:  Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com

48088, WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNAIA - Wedensday December 1 2010. Welcome to my world! Paris Hilton introduces Brooke Mueller to her lifestyle, driving her to the Las Palmas club in West Hollywood in a baby pink Bentley. The heiress and the estranged wife of Charlie Sheen were filming a section for Paris's latest reality venture. Miss Hilton later left with boyfriend Cy Waits in a slightly less loud vehicle. Photograph:  Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com

48088, WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNAIA - Wedensday December 1 2010. Welcome to my world! Paris Hilton introduces Brooke Mueller to her lifestyle, driving her to the Las Palmas club in West Hollywood in a baby pink Bentley. The heiress and the estranged wife of Charlie Sheen were filming a section for Paris's latest reality venture. Miss Hilton later left with boyfriend Cy Waits in a slightly less loud vehicle. Photograph:  Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com

48088, WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNAIA - Wedensday December 1 2010. Welcome to my world! Paris Hilton introduces Brooke Mueller to her lifestyle, driving her to the Las Palmas club in West Hollywood in a baby pink Bentley. The heiress and the estranged wife of Charlie Sheen were filming a section for Paris's latest reality venture. Miss Hilton later left with boyfriend Cy Waits in a slightly less loud vehicle. Photograph:  Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com

LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 27: TV personality Nicole Richie and son Sparrow Madden attend Yo Gabba Gabba! Live! There's A Party In My City at Nokia L.A. Live on November 27, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)

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