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- Katie Holmes at the Globes announcement: very pretty or overly medicated?
- Jake Gyllenhaal & Swifty were soberly cuddling at Swifty’s b-day party
- Gwyneth Paltrow on Country Strong: “This is the best job I’ve ever done”
- Leighton Meester for Allure: completely awkward or totally adorable?
- Ryan Gosling smolders as GQ’s January cover boy
- Michelle Williams’ Dior & darker roots: most improved, or still a ways to go?
- Golden Globe nominations: Jolie, Depp, Portman, Idris & The Hamm!
- Jersey Shore’s J-Woww has new book on ‘The Rules’ of dating
- Chelsea Handler tweets photo in bed with 50 Cent
- Paris Hilton says she was invited to Nicole Richie’s wedding but had other plans
| Katie Holmes at the Globes announcement: very pretty or overly medicated? Posted: 14 Dec 2010 08:41 AM PST This morning, the Golden Globe nominations were announced by Blair Underwood (swoon), Josh Duhamel (blech) and Katie Holmes! Katie actually looked rather lovely for the announcement, I thought. She's actually giving me a very Kate Middleton vibe, right? I think it's the talking out of the side of her mouth thing (Middleton does that too) and the hair. The hair looks great. The face… well, her makeup is good. But to my jaded eyes, the Kate-Bot looks stoned. She always looks medicated these days. Anyway, last night Katie was filming scenes with Adam Sandler for Jack & Jill, the film where she plays Sandler's wife, I believe. She was also spotted with little Suri. Here are some of the pics: Photos courtesy of WENN and Fame. |
| Jake Gyllenhaal & Swifty were soberly cuddling at Swifty’s b-day party Posted: 14 Dec 2010 08:22 AM PST Of course. Yesterday, Taylor Swift finally turned 21 years old. Now she and Jake Gyllenhaal won't have to just hang around coffeehouses endlessly - although I bet they still will. At least now we can finally say "Just man up and get her drunk, Jake." You know Swifty and Jake would have probably both giggled like little girls when they ordered their first Buttery Nipples. Us Weekly reports that at last night's birthday party for Swifty, Jake and Swifty were "cuddly and so cute” and “obsessed” with each other. AND NO ONE WAS DRINKING. The Hell? I know would need a stiff drink if I had to watch Jake nuzzle Swifty's bangs trauma.
[From Us Weekly] Blah, blah. It's interesting to me that Us Weekly is getting so many of these strategic leaks - at first People Magazine had the first detailed reports of the cuddly G-rated union, but now Us Weekly is getting everything. Personally, I like Us Weekly - it's trashier and dirtier than People, but there's a similar celebrity-friendly vibe. I wonder if Jake and Swifty's reps have some kind of exclusive deal with Us Weekly to promote this relationship? I'll have to check the print issue to see if there are lots of ads for coffee (tin foil conspiracy hat on). |
| Gwyneth Paltrow on Country Strong: “This is the best job I’ve ever done” Posted: 14 Dec 2010 08:01 AM PST Gwyneth Paltrow is the January cover girl for InStyle Magazine, to promote her lead role in Country Strong. My new happy place is picturing Goop's face when she realized that Angelina Jolie got a Golden Globe nomination for Comedy/Musical and that she, Goop, got shut out. Anyway, Goopy still has a job to do, and that includes talking about her "dear friends" and "good friends" - because Goopy wants to remind us, once again, that she only associates with the very best. Goopy is the worst/best kind of name-dropping starf-cker.
[From People] "You know, last night when I was watching the film, I thought, this is the best job I’ve ever done." Oh, Goopy is selling it HARD. How about this, Goopy: "Usually I think I play myself and come across as a frozen, icy bitch on screen, but I was playing drunk and I had a twang, y'all. Go see my movie, please." Goopy also tells InStyle: "My kids are everything to me. I was so lucky to have great parents and I don’t know if I’ll be as good, but I’ll certainly try.” And: “I’m a clothes person and try to have fun with fashion. It’s like playing dress-up.” Of course. By the way, all of you yelling at me for saying Goopy looked like ten kinds of hell at her Walk of Fame ceremony yesterday - seriously? She looked like hell. And don't even try to tell me she just looks "natural". She looked 'Toxed and waxy. Just my opinion, I guess. |
| Leighton Meester for Allure: completely awkward or totally adorable? Posted: 14 Dec 2010 07:26 AM PST Leighton Meester is the cover girl for the January issue of Allure Magazine, to promote her supporting role in Country Strong, the musical that was just SHUT OUT of the Golden Globes (poor Goopy). I know many of you don't care about her, but I really like Leighton. I think she's way prettier than Blake Lively, and more interesting too. I think she's pretty in that really adorable/cute way, much like Rachel McAdams, who I think looks like she could be Leighton's sister. But why did Allure take such a cute girl and make her pose like this for the cover? It's so… awkward. And fug. It makes it seem like the real cover star is Leighton's arm, not her face. Ugh. Here are some highlights from the interview:
See, she's a better interview too, as opposed to Blake Lively's Anna Wintour name-dropping. I would like to see Leighton with someone really interesting too - part of me wants to see her with Ed Westwick, but that's probably a no-go. Who is single? Let's see… Garrett Hedlund? Ooh… how about Colin Farrell? THAT would be hot. Photos courtesy of Allure. |
| Ryan Gosling smolders as GQ’s January cover boy Posted: 14 Dec 2010 07:03 AM PST Ryan Gosling is the January cover boy for GQ Magazine. GOSDONG!!! I know many of you are over him now that he's slipping The Gosdong to Blake Lively, but I still have some affection for him. He got a Golden Globe nomination this morning too - and maybe he'll even bring Blake as his date!!! Good times. Anyway, GQ has only released a few select excerpts from their cover interview. Also: Gosling took his GQ interviewer to Disneyland. At this point, the boy has a Disney fetish, he really does. Once, even twice if your name appears with "Magic Castle" I'll let it go - but we're going on at least a half dozen Gosling-Disneyland references in a year. Enough. Here are the highlights:
[From GQ] You know who Gosling reminds me of a little bit? Shia LaBeouf. It's like there's some sort of desire - in both Gosling and Shia - to come across as somewhat creepy/weird, just in attempt to be different. And I hate to say it, but I think Shia does it with more authenticity, you know? Shia seems genuinely creepy and weird. Gosling seems like he's trying too hard. The full Gosling pictorial is here, at GQ. Photos courtesy of GQ. |
| Michelle Williams’ Dior & darker roots: most improved, or still a ways to go? Posted: 14 Dec 2010 06:41 AM PST Michelle Williams is having a good moment. Blue Valentine's rating was changed from an NC-17 to an R. Blue Valentine is getting some serious awards buzz, and just this morning, she was nominated for a lead actress Golden Globe. And to add to the goodness, she's no longer got funky too-blonde hair! YAY! These are photos of Michelle at yet another Blue Valentine screening last night in NYC. The dress is Dior, and I kind of hate it - on Michelle. I just don't find it flattering on her figure, and it makes her upper arms look heavy (which they are not), and it's much too short for winter. It doesn't even look like she's wearing panty hose either. Ugh. But I love the hair - her hair has been looking hideous lately, I think because she had to dye it white-blonde to play Marilyn Monroe. But now she chopped some off and added some roots to the mix, and it looks so much better. Note to Goop: this is how you should be doing your blonde. |
| Golden Globe nominations: Jolie, Depp, Portman, Idris & The Hamm! Posted: 14 Dec 2010 06:15 AM PST The Golden Globe nominations are out! The Hollywood Foreign Press douches split the announcement into two separate things, though, which is why this has taken so long. There were some surprises, but mostly everybody who you thought was going to be an awards contender is on the list. Here are some of the biggest surprises, in my opinion: *ANGELINA JOLIE! She was nominated for Best Actress Comedy/Musical for The Tourist. SHOCKING. Of course, the HFP probably just wants some Jolie-Pitt action for ratings, but it's still nice for the film that got hideous reviews, and it might boost the box office a bit. Oh, Depp got nominated for The Tourist too, and the film got a Comedy/Musical Best Picture nomination. *Idris Elba got a nomination for Lead Actor in a TV Movie! There will be Hot Man Meat at the Globes! Between Idris and The Hamm, it's going to be Hot Guy Globes (mm…man globes). * There was a lot of love for Glee and Modern Family, but the actors who got singled out for the shows are very interesting. More on that in a second. *Piper Perabo got a nomination?!? For that dumb CIA show. For real. *Emma Stone got a nomination for Easy A! Yay for recognizing younger talents! Okay, here are the list of nominees, courtesy of Cinema Blend: BEST PICTURE, DRAMA BEST PICTURE, MUSICAL OR COMEDY BEST DIRECTOR BEST ACTOR, DRAMA BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA BEST ACTOR, COMEDY OR MUSICAL BEST ACTRESS, COMEDY OR MUSICAL BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS BEST SCREENPLAY BEST ANIMATED FEATURE BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM TELEVISION NOMINEES: BEST TV SERIES, DRAMA BEST TV SERIES, COMEDY BEST ACTOR, DRAMA BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA BEST ACTOR, COMEDY BEST ACTRESS, COMEDY BEST MINI-SERIES OR TV MOVIE BEST ACTOR IN A MINI-SERIES OR TV MOVIE BEST ACTRESS IN A MINI-SERIES OR TV MOVIE BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR TV MOVIE BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR TV MOVIE Very interesting, right? Re: Modern Family - why no Ed O'Neill? Why no WhatsHisFace Ginger? Weird. Also - no love for Lost's final season. Good. It sucked. Re: the film nominations - I'm just thrilled with the actors nominated, I really am. I think it's a good group all around, and I'm even glad to see Michael Douglas included - at the expense of Justin Timberlake! HA. It's good to see Andrew Garfield getting some love, and Mark Wahlberg for The Fighter. I'm a little surprised that Inception didn't get any acting nominations - specifically, Leo. Weird. |
| Jersey Shore’s J-Woww has new book on ‘The Rules’ of dating Posted: 14 Dec 2010 06:12 AM PST
That segment also revealed the many ways that these kids are raking in the big bucks. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino earned $10 million this year, not just 5 as previously reported, from his endorsement deals and iPod app. J-Woww has a tanning line out and a clothing line, and now there’s news that she has her own book coming out on “dating.” This is from the girl who slept with Pauly, but I guess of all the Jersey Shore women she’s had the least hookups in the house. (See diagram below, although I don’t watch this show to properly judge.) Anyway I fail to see how she’s qualified to put out a dating book, but I guess that doesn’t matter when it comes to making money.
[From Celebuzz] The book is being released just in time for Valentine’s day, when all the single girls with aspirations of being like J-Woww can get wasted and get their fake tits out to land the “guy of their dreams.” I’m sure he’s heavily bronzed, roided up, and has his own special language with his buddies through which he puts down all the women stupid enough to put out for him. Update: here are more photos of Jenni on Halloween. Credit: PRPhotos |
| Chelsea Handler tweets photo in bed with 50 Cent Posted: 14 Dec 2010 06:04 AM PST
You know, I’m going to say something nice. They look really happy together. Chelsea bugs the crap out of me, and so does 50 in his way, but these two found each other and they seem to be in lust, so good for them. Chelsea has talked about 50 before, but never called him anything more than her ‘friend.’ It looks like he’s thrilled that she’s ready to admit they’re together. Maybe Chelsea will tone down her meanness now that she’s getting laid. No, I doubt it either. |
| Paris Hilton says she was invited to Nicole Richie’s wedding but had other plans Posted: 14 Dec 2010 05:53 AM PST
[Sources linked in text] Khloe Kardashian was at Nicole’s wedding, but Paris wasn’t there for whatever reason. I tend to believe US Weekly over E!, where the account sounds straight from Paris’ camp. This isn’t just about two friends who had a falling out. This also signifies Paris’ place on the Hollywood hierarchy. If Paris was still relevant, she would have scored an invitation to Nicole’s wedding regardless of the current state of their friendship or whether or not she used to date the groom’s brother. As it is, she doesn’t rate an invite while Khloe Kardashian does. Burn. Look at Paris below in her Pepto Pink Bentley with Brooke Mueller on December 1. Does Paris look ok to drive here, or coked out of her mind? |
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