Saturday, December 11, 2010

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Nightmare Fuel: Willem Dafoe

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 10:39 AM PST


Since we started the “hot shot” feature here at Crushable, we think it’s only fair to present, from time to time, an anti-hot shot to keep the world in balance. Something so disturbing it would take a thousand models sitting at your feet in the nude to banish from your brain. So here it is: Willem Dafoe at Australia’s AFI Awards, making this face.

(via Getty)

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Nightmare Fuel: Willem Dafoe

Posted: 11 Dec 2010 10:00 AM PST

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Parting Tweet: Billy Ray Cyrus Finds Out About Miley's Bong, Apologizes To Internet

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 02:35 PM PST

Oh man, Billy Ray Cyrus woke up this morning, breathed in the fresh mountain (?) air, and made himself a big cup of coffee. Then he turned on his computer and found this shit. Dude’s day is totally ruined.

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Parting Tweet: Billy Ray Cyrus Finds Out About Miley's Bong, Apologizes To Internet

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 02:05 PM PST

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Video: Black Swan/Showgirls Mash-Up

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 01:55 PM PST

Showgirls | Black Swan Trailer MASH UP from Jeffrey McHale on Vimeo.

Ah yes, the inevitable has finally happened. Someone has cut images from Showgirls with audio from Black Swan. This movie looks completely awesome, by the way. Remake anyone?

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The Daily WTF: Crocheted Sid And Nancy

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 01:36 PM PST

Isn’t murder adorable? An artist in San Francisco (who goes alternately by the names Croshame and Shove Mink, because that’s what artists do) created this knitted sculpture of Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen. This has got to be the quaintest crime scene of all time.

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The Daily WTF: Crocheted Sid And Nancy

Sex On The Wire: Hipster Dating

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 01:15 PM PST

• Sexually active…who knew that the term could have so many shades of grey? (College Candy)

• “This is why you’re single” guide includes reasons like “you’re too picky” and “those guys are out of your league.” Ouch! (The Frisky)

• Gawker Personals: because the hipster snarky jerks you meet on the Nerve personals weren’t smart enough. (How About We)

• Finally, a flash mob we can get behind. (The Gloss)

• A guy’s perspective on hooking up with you when you’ve already got a guy. Hint: It’s all good, except when it’s not. (The Hairpin)

• The year of the transsexual sounds like something on the Chinese zodiac. Good job, New York Times! (Nerve)

• Welcome back, Accidental Penis. (Tumblr)

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Sex On The Wire: Hipster Dating

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 01:04 PM PST

Anna Faris accidentally sexted her dad - Oh no! Anna accidentally sent the message “Can’t wait to see you in bed later” to her father instead of her husband, Chris Pratt. Careful, kids! (Oh No They Didn’t)

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Crush This: Paul Rudd, The Fighter and Greyson. Oh My!

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 01:04 PM PST

Crush This is your weekly guide to what's coming up in music, movies and TV in the next week. This week, we’re actually excited for Saturday Night Live. Also, Mark Wahlberg and Christian Bale are both in a movie we’re excited for. And don’t forget Greyson Chance. Ever!

Television:

  • Paul Rudd is hosting Saturday Night Live. Considering he’s most of the reason we’re excited to watch How Do You Know? next week, we’re excited to see what he does.  Also, we’re pretty sure Vanessa Bayer is going to pull out a pretty sweet parody of Miley Cyrus taking bong hits. Otherwise, why does she exist on SNL?
  • On Sunday night, Carrie Fisher brings her one woman show Wishful Drinking to HBO. What’s it about? Basically her life being a famous alcoholic. And generally coping with once having been the embodiment of the male wet dream as Princess Lea.
  • Sunday night is also the season finale of The Amazing Race. If anyone other than QVC hosts Claire Champlin and Brook Roberts win, we’re going to be in a terrible mood on Monday. How else can reality TV make up to for hitting Brook in the face with that huge watermelon?

Movies:

  • Disney stopped funding The Chronicles of Narnia series, but that doesn’t mean movies won’t keep coming out. Tonight is the premiere of The Voyage of the Dawn Treader. And if any of the reviews we’ve been reading are any indication, there are lots of ship metaphors to be had.
  • Mark Wahlberg and Christian Bale star in The Fighter. The title is terribly generic, but the movie looks pretty great. And some people even think Amy Adams‘ role could bump her up a notch in Hollywood.

Music:

  • Nas The Lost Tapes: Volume 2 are out Tuesday. The same day Greyson Chance drops his single "Waiting Outside the Lines." Coincidence? We think not.

TV:

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