Thursday, December 2, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Britney Spears: ‘Kiss Mah Grits’

Posted: 02 Dec 2010 06:42 PM PST

 
“Radiance.” Riiight. In a textbook example of how not to handle a celebrity client with special needs, Britney Spears was actually allowed near her Twitter account this evening where she left a very special message for Star and RadarOnline (above) after the two collaborated on the fake audio recordings of Britney calling her husband of 55 Read More ...

Nicky Hilton in a Bikini and Other News

Posted: 02 Dec 2010 02:44 PM PST

   
- Jessica Simpson is either not pregnant or as dumb as.. Jessica Simpson. And we’re back to square one. - Kirsten Dunst’s nude scenes are getting cut now. That’s gotta sting. - Angelina Jolie will not tolerate your insolence. - Jake Gyllenhaal’s penis is apparently the editor of EW now. - Read More ...

Kim Kardashian’s Gonna Be ‘Dead’ For a While

Posted: 02 Dec 2010 01:36 PM PST

   
So, remember when Kim Kardashian announced she’s going to “die” by signing off of Twitter and Facebook (What? You think I’m going to link to hers?) until $1 million is raised for Keep a Child Alive? It’s, uh, it’s not going very well. Popeater reports: Now that World AIDS Day (Dec. 1) is over, it looks Read More ...

Christina Aguilera Defends Divorce

Posted: 02 Dec 2010 11:44 AM PST

   
Because this won’t make her look guilty, Christina Aguilera agreed to an interview for the latest issue of People where she defended her divorce from Jordan Bratman, who apparently didn’t talk to her enough on the phone or whatever rationale she’s using: “Things were so unhealthy and unhappy for both Jordan and me, I knew I Read More ...

It’s a Katy Perry Post

Posted: 02 Dec 2010 10:53 AM PST

   
Hopefully by now everyone should know what to expect whenever the name Katy Perry appears in the headline. But just in case, she was at some thing, singing some song, big, giant breasts. That’s literally all you need to know. If anything at all, really. Oh, and John Mayer looks at these and lights English muffins Read More ...

Kirsten Dunst Doesn’t Want to Hear About Jake and Taylor

Posted: 02 Dec 2010 09:54 AM PST

   
Proving there’s honor among snaggletooths, Kirsten Dunst refuses to talk about her ex Jake Gyllenhaal now openly dating Taylor Swift, according to Us Magazine: At the film’s NYC premiere Wednesday, Dunst, 28, was asked whether she thinks Swift – who turns 21 Dec. 13 – is a good match for 29-year-old Gyllenhaal. “Next!” she told a pack Read More ...

Miley Cyrus Did Naked Stuff Again

Posted: 02 Dec 2010 08:42 AM PST

   
I’m sorry, nekkid stuff. She did nekkid stuff. For those of you unaware, a nude cell phone photo of, allegedly, Miley Cyrus has hit the Internet and was supposedly taken while she was in Spain for the MTV EMAs. I say “allegedly” because 4chan has put together a complex diagram attempting to prove it’s her, which Read More ...

Britney & Jason Trawick: A Horrible Idea

Posted: 02 Dec 2010 07:49 AM PST

   
After her people shot down the abuse allegations, someone thought it’d be a great idea to send Britney Spears over to Jason Trawick’s office in a show of solidarity. Which would make sense with any normal couple, but factor in Britney’s a mental patient, and you wind up with photos where she looks he told Read More ...

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