Friday, December 3, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Victoria’s Secret by Michael Bay

Posted: 03 Dec 2010 04:18 PM PST

   
It’s no secret I hate Michael Bay to the point where it manifests itself at the drop of a hat. Case in point, my grandmother asked me to pass the potatoes during Thanksgiving dinner and I yelled, “Transformers 2 gave me AIDS!” before smashing the gravy boat. That said, Michael Bay was allowed to direct Read More ...

‘I Am GaGa, Destroyer of Worlds’ and Other News

Posted: 03 Dec 2010 12:33 PM PST

   
- Mark Wahlberg thinks he could KO Pacquiao. No, really. - JWoww’s ex claims he’s responsible for her career and actually thinks he deserves money instead of an arrow to the taint. - The Kardashians desperately want your attention. - Jeff Goldblum’s still got it. And by it I mean 22-year-old models. - Jayde Read More ...

Josh Duhamel Kicked Off Plane

Posted: 03 Dec 2010 12:31 PM PST

   
Seen here at Billboard’s Fifth Annual Women in Music event yesterday (But… but they have both have penises…), Josh Duhamel was kicked off a plane at La Guardia this morning after he refused to turn off his Blackberry before take-off. TMZ reports: We’re told the flight attendant asked Josh to turn off the device three separate Read More ...

Olivia Wilde in Flaunt

Posted: 03 Dec 2010 12:30 PM PST

   
Thanks to the release of Tron: Legacy this month Olivia Wilde is pretty much everywhere you look, including the latest issue of Flaunt, a magazine by and for artistic self-gratifiers, which I pride myself on being. My technique has often been equated with Rembrandt, if not a younger Claude Monet during his sock and rubber Read More ...

There’s Another Britney Spears Tape

Posted: 03 Dec 2010 11:41 AM PST

   
Despite explicit instructions to place their lips gently upon her Southern derriere, RadarOnline has just released another Britney Spears recording even though absolutely no one is buying these things, and audio experts are laughing themselves to sleep over the obvious manipulation used on them: On the new tape, Britney's ex husband Jason Alexander also confesses to Read More ...

Justin Bieber: Such a Scamp

Posted: 03 Dec 2010 10:22 AM PST

   
Yes, it’s that slow. Because he’s essentially Richie Rich, Justin Bieber can do whatever he wants now and took that opportunity to come out of an exclusive London restaurant last night with a fake mustache and toy helicopter. I guess the part that angers me the most is I’m pretty sure if I still played with Read More ...

Erin Barry Denies Affair With Tony Parker

Posted: 03 Dec 2010 08:38 AM PST

 
Erin Barry, soon-to-be-ex-wife of San Antonio Spur Brent Barry, has officially denied an affair with Tony Parker despite allegations fed to the press by Eva Longoria. Erin apparently posted the following lengthy statement on her website before Thanksgiving which everyone is only just now realizing because when did wives of basketball stars get their own Read More ...

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