Monday, December 6, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


WTF Did You Do to Emma Stone?

Posted: 06 Dec 2010 07:49 PM PST

   
Let me start out first by saying I have absolutely nothing against blondes, or more particularly, Emma Stone who’s simply following orders for her role as Gwen Stacy in the Spider-man reboot. That said, what in the hellfuck?! They destroyed* a perfectly hot ginger, albeit not a natural one, but a perfectly hot one nonetheless, Read More ...

Hulk Hogan & Son in Bikinis and Other News

Posted: 06 Dec 2010 03:22 PM PST

   
(Wait. — No, I got it right.) - Britney Spears and Jason Trawick pretend they have romantic getaways together and not screaming matches over fudge. - Angelina Jolie shoots down plastic surgery rumors. - Blake Lively is a better actor than Justin Timberlake, according to people who judge these things on more than just breasts. Read More ...

Kanye West Knocked Up Kim Kardashian?

Posted: 06 Dec 2010 01:38 PM PST

   
A rumor has been making the Internet rounds today that Kanye West knocked up Kim Kardashian after the two shared an intimate summer of him making love to her Rubenesque butt in ALL CAPS. The rumor cited an anonymous source, so it only makes sense that Hollyscoop used one of its own to dispute it Read More ...

Bristol Palin to Margaret Cho: ‘Have You Met My Ghostwriter?’

Posted: 06 Dec 2010 12:43 PM PST

   
Seen here demonstrating how this entire mess could’ve been avoided in the first place, Bristol Palin fired back at Margaret Cho’s claim that Sarah Palin forced her daughter to appear on Dancing With The Stars to make up for getting pregnant during the 2008 election. And by Bristol Palin I mean her mom’s ghostwriter who Read More ...

Katy Perry Dressed Like Jessica Rabbit

Posted: 06 Dec 2010 11:02 AM PST

   
As advertised. Proving her large, soft, ample love for America, Katy Perry wore more than just one outfit during The USO presents “VH1 Divas Salute The Troops” over the weekend. Here she is wooing the crowd in the iconic red dress made famous by Jessica Rabbit, our nation’s most sexually desirable cartoon character since Stinkor Pamela Read More ...

Chelsea Handler Hates Angelina Jolie

Posted: 06 Dec 2010 09:51 AM PST

   
Because being new best friends with Jennifer Aniston comes with a larger price than just promising to have an equally as frozen uterus, Chelsea Handler went off on Angelina Jolie during a stand-up show in Jersey over the weekend. Via The Huffington Post: “She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants Read More ...

Haloti Ngata Broke Roethlisberger’s Face

Posted: 06 Dec 2010 09:00 AM PST

   
One of my readers who loves taking pictures of his/her television – And who doesn’t, really? – sent in this shot of Ben Roethlisberger after having his nose rearranged by Haloti Ngata of the Baltimore Ravens during yesterday’s game. Granted, the blow itself wasn’t as epic as Richard Seymour’s sucker punch from two weeks ago, Read More ...

Josh Duhamel is Okay, Everybody

Posted: 06 Dec 2010 08:10 AM PST

   
“If you prick me, do I not bleed – handsomely?” After Josh Duhamel refused to turn his Blackberry off prompting flight attendants to boot him from a plane Friday morning, delaying everyone on board, the natural reaction was, of course, “How’s he doing? Is he okay?” Well, worry not, citizens. Josh Duhamel is gonna be alright. Read More ...

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