The Superficial - Because You're Ugly |
- Natalie Portman Stripping
- Captain Hook Doesn’t Drive KITT…and Other News
- Britney Spears Was Left Unsupervised
- Michael Lohan: Rehab Consultant. No, Really.
- Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin Didn’t Get Along? Impossible.
- Chelsea Handler Did It Again
- Larry King Might Have Saved Wesley Snipes
| Posted: 09 Dec 2010 12:57 PM PST    In what couldn’t be a more perfect visual metaphor for today, here’s Natalie Portman stripping for the upcoming issue of New York Times Magazine even though I don’t how they can even call it that considering it’s more like, Here’s Natalie Portman taking off clothes to reveal more clothes underneath. (Yet notice how it didn’t Read More ... |
| Captain Hook Doesn’t Drive KITT…and Other News Posted: 09 Dec 2010 12:27 PM PST    (Yes, that’s David Hasselhoff, and this is literally what I have to work with today.) - Reese Witherspoon might get married again. - Aretha Franklin is gonna make it. - Everyone Loves Matt Damon - Denise Richards still has it. - Joanna Krupa really wants you to see her cleavage. - Read More ... |
| Britney Spears Was Left Unsupervised Posted: 09 Dec 2010 11:11 AM PST    Not unlike that time my mom “accidentally” left me at a Jamesway from 1988 to 1992, Britney Spears was allowed to wander the Westfield Mall in Los Angeles without supervision yesterday. Granted, a bodyguard could be off-camera holding a trash bag full of Auntie Anne pretzels to lure her back to the car, I can’t Read More ... |
| Michael Lohan: Rehab Consultant. No, Really. Posted: 09 Dec 2010 10:14 AM PST    As if Hollywood rehabs weren’t a big enough punchline to baby strollers getting run over by moving vehicles, Michael Lohan has been hired as a “rehab consultant,” according to TMZ: He’s teaming up with a company called “Recovery Hub” in L.A. — an agency that specializes in matching up recovering addicts with a rehab center that Read More ... |
| Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin Didn’t Get Along? Impossible. Posted: 09 Dec 2010 09:02 AM PST    When I was in college there was one phenomena I consistently noticed, female roommates always hated each other. Always. Granted, most of the arguments I saw revolved around me being passed out naked in their bathroom at 4 a.m., I don’t see how that’s relevant. Anyway, my point is that it really shouldn’t be a Read More ... |
| Posted: 09 Dec 2010 08:08 AM PST    (Did you really need to see that? Probably.) In a new interview with Katie Couric just posted to Glamour’s website, Chelsea Handler insults Angelina Jolie again while singing the praises of Jennifer Aniston who’s apparently our nation’s most hilarious e-mail sender: KATIE COURIC: Is there anybody who really makes you laugh? A woman who really makes you Read More ... |
| Larry King Might Have Saved Wesley Snipes Posted: 09 Dec 2010 07:14 AM PST    “Always bet on black. I mean, Jew.” Wesley Snipes is scheduled to go to jail today for failing to file his taxes five years in a row because apparently that’s illegal. (Side note: What are taxes?) Anyway, Monday night he appeared on Larry King Live where it was shockingly revealed one of the jurors comments on Read More ... |
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