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- Billy Ray Reacts to Miley Cyrus Bong Video
- Jennifer Love Hewitt is Topless and Other News
- Jersey Shore’s Angelina Bails on Porno With Snooki’s Ex. – Wait, What?
- Christina Aguilera is Moody
- Alright. Who Ordered the Cher Nipples?
- Ryan Gosling Scored Blake Lively
- Taylor Momsen: ‘Young Girls Should Masturbate More’
- Miley Cyrus Caught Smoking Bong
| Billy Ray Reacts to Miley Cyrus Bong Video Posted: 10 Dec 2010 02:44 PM PST    A sadness that only a wall of musical notes and pinwheels could possibly express… Things were looking up for Billy Ray Cyrus. He was single again, proudly mulleted once more and just this morning, Jesus followed him on Twitter. There was virtually nothing that could bring him down – until someone decided to put video cameras Read More ... |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt is Topless and Other News Posted: 10 Dec 2010 02:12 PM PST    LIFETIME EXEC #1: Hey, how can we get people to not care about our movies? LIFETIME EXEC #2: We could pull these topless photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt from the marketing campaign. LIFETIME EXEC #1: Genius! Based on a true story. - Nicole Richie is getting married tomorrow. - Bea Arthur was secretly a Marine. No joke. - Justin Read More ... |
| Jersey Shore’s Angelina Bails on Porno With Snooki’s Ex. – Wait, What? Posted: 10 Dec 2010 12:49 PM PST    We’ve been robbed this day, my friends. Robbed. Because America will forever be the Land of Opportunity, Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick (a blob above) was offered $50,000 to make a porno, shot to look like a sex tape, with Snooki’s ex-boyfriend Jeff Miranda. However, after considering the offer, she turned it down because it might Read More ... |
| Posted: 10 Dec 2010 11:52 AM PST    Despite this being her first major acting role, Christina Aguilera waltzed out to her car with an attitude last night while the rest of the cast of Burlesque made nice with the fans and signed autographs. (Except for, of course, Cher who was permitted to fly a helicopter through the ceiling.) Although, in Christina’s defense, Read More ... |
| Alright. Who Ordered the Cher Nipples? Posted: 10 Dec 2010 10:47 AM PST    Presumably as punishment for allowing Snooki to become the harbinger of the new year, the Good Lord saw fit to smite us with the appearance of Cher’s nipples at the Madrid premiere of Burlesque yesterday. Making it even more Biblical, this has to be all kinds of confusing to gay men. On the one hand, Read More ... |
| Ryan Gosling Scored Blake Lively Posted: 10 Dec 2010 10:05 AM PST    Granting me the legal grounds to stab him in his sleep without fear of prosecution – I know my rights. – Ryan Gosling is reportedly dating Blake Lively, according to E! News: “They’ve been out a few times and are definitely into each other, but I don’t think it’s super serious or anything right now,” quips Read More ... |
| Taylor Momsen: ‘Young Girls Should Masturbate More’ Posted: 10 Dec 2010 08:44 AM PST    Oh, good, she’s got safety pins on her skirt. For a minute there, I thought she wasn’t legit. Like clockwork here comes Taylor Momsen to try and one-up Miley Cyrus. Except this time around she’s competing with an actual video of Miley smoking a bong, so Taylor’s going to need to do more than whine about Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus Caught Smoking Bong Posted: 10 Dec 2010 07:30 AM PST    Perhaps to take the edge off of having a naked impersonator, Miley Cyrus allowed herself to be recorded smoking a bong full of a salvia – a legal natural herb with psychedelic qualities. According to TMZ, the video was recorded just five days after her 18th birthday which doesn’t really matter because it’s not like Read More ... |
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