Thursday, December 1, 2011

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Cele|bitchy


Lacey Schwimmer’s new tatas: improvement or too much?

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 08:26 AM PST


US Weekly is pointing out that Dancing with The Stars professional, Lacey Schwimmer, got some new knockers and is pleased with how she looks now. We’ve covered Lacey in the past, mostly for her terrible fashion and the fact that she’s claimed to be a size four. Now she has new tatas, obtained at some vague point in the past according to US. I can’t say they look bad or disproportionate when she’s wearing normal clothes. In the outfit to the right above, which she’s poured into and busting out of, she looks bad all over but that has nothing to do with her implants. Here’s more, from US:

Notice anything different about Lacey Schwimmer last season on Dancing With the Stars?

The 23-year-old pro — who competed during this fall’s season 13 with Chaz Bono — recently went under the knife for a hush-hush boob job.

A source close to the reality star tells Us Weekly that Schwimmer got plastic surgery to enhance her bust two cup sizes, from a B to a D.

“Lacey’s told friends she got a boob job. She’d wanted one for a while so she went ahead and did it,” the source tells Us.

Having long faced criticism over her figure, Schwimmer — who said she was “happy” to have an athletic build instead of a model shape — couldn’t be more thrilled with her latest look.

Says the insider: “She loves the results and she’s proud of her new shape.”

[From US Weekly]

Here are some older pics of Lacey for comparison. I can’t tell whether she had smaller implants in the past and had them replaced, whether she’s just pushing up and boosting her implants now, or whether these are new implants. I wish Us Weekly would do more than just throw up old and new undated photos and be like “implants!” Still, they’re making our work easy for us so I should thank them. It’s not like I would ever take the initiative to look through photos of Lacey Schwimmer and notice whether her b00bs were different. It takes another outlet and a slow news day to motivate me.

She was so much prettier with dark hair. 11/20/08

On 5/30/09.

On 9/20/10. So did she have smaller implants here, or was she pushing those puppies up?

Also, that full outfit needs to be seen to be appreciated.

So does this one.

10/29/10

8/25/11

And here’s Lacey at a recent event on 11/20/11. That beetlejuice dress and those booties are actually an improvement for her. I hate the new dip dye hair trend.

Photo credit: WENN and Fame

Oscar-Date Barbie Stacy Keibler brags about her Christmas plans with Clooney

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 08:26 AM PST

I haven't seen The Descendants yet, but I will. I already know that I'm going to find it overrated, honestly. I have issues with Alexander Payne, and I'm starting to have issues with George Clooney. It would be one thing if Clooney was just promoting The Descendants like it was a good movie that people should see just for something good to see. But Clooney is shilling it so hard, and he wants the Best Actor Oscar so badly, it's a turn-off, right? I feel like, at the end of the day, people are going to consider Clooney and think, "Well, he already has one, maybe we should give it to someone who doesn't have one already. Like Brad Pitt. Or Michael Fassbender."

Part of the problem I've been having with Clooney lately is his dating pattern, and most significantly, his current piece. Stacy Keibler is in the midst of remaking herself into Oscar-Date Barbie, and it's really leaving me cold. Here's Stacy, campaigning for her man, trying to play the game and letting us all know that she and Clooney are FOR REAL because they're making Christmas plans (you can see the full E! interview here).

It’s going to be a very Keibler Christmas for George Clooney this year.

“We’re going to be having a lot of friends and family going together this year, so it will be fun,” Stacy Keibler dished to E! News about her holiday plans, including a Yuletide vacation with her parents—which, for the first time, will be feauturing a very special guest appearance by her Oscar-winning boyfriend.

Here’s to new traditions!

Keibler says that the “pressure’s off,” however, because Clooney has already met her folks (as she has met his).

“It will be easy and it will be relaxing,” she says.

That sounds suspiciously like the couple’s Thanksgiving weekend, which they spent triple-dating in Cabo San Lucas with Molly Sims, Cindy Crawford and their hubbies.

While she joked about it three years ago, before they even knew each other, obviously Keibler knows that a rumor about her being engaged to Clooney would carry much more weight now than it did then.

So she’s turning the tables!

“You have to really be careful with this, I guess, what you say,” Keibler acknowledges now. “If that works…I really hope I could be engaged to Ryan Reynolds! Yeah, the power of manifesting!”

Well, before the sexiest men alive start dueling for the lady’s hand, we’ll just wish Stacy and George (and Ryan) a very happy holiday season and be done with it.

[From E! News]

Sigh… does anyone else really miss Elisabetta Canalis? I told CB that Keibler's shenanigans make me miss Eli, and CB pointed out that if Eli's English was better, she'd probably have been just as annoying as Stacy. I don't know, though. Eli had some mystery, and a truckload of drama, what with having such a seedy past in Italy. Seeing Elisabetta get white-washed was always amusing and interesting. Stacy isn't seedy as much as she is…just… cheap. She just seems so budget, like Clooney went shopping for a new girlfriend in the bargain bins.

Her hair is improving, though, isn't it? Clooney finally bought her a decent hair stylist, and they're just doing soft waves and blowouts now.

Photos courtesy of WENN.
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Prince William & Duchess Kate named the UK’s Olympic Ambassadors

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 07:53 AM PST

Catherine, Duchess of Eyeliners and Cambridge, has a new job! OMG, WORK. Whatever shall she do?!? It was just announced that Kate, Prince William and Prince Harry are the "Official Ambassadors" for the 2012 Summer Olympics, which is being held in London. This is Kate's second "job" since marrying Prince William – a few months ago, she also signed on as a patroness to her first charitable organization, which just happened to be her husband's. Considering how the goalposts keep shifting for Kate to sign on to do some actual royal work, it comes as a surprise that they're announcing her involvement in the promotion of the Olympics.

Prince William and Kate Middleton have added a new title to their resumes.

The royal newlyweds — along with William’s brother, Harry — have been named Official Ambassadors for the 900 Great Britain and Northern Ireland-based Olympic and Paralympic athletes competing in London’s 2012 Olympic Games.

The trio will join 27 of Britain’s most esteemed Olympians who were also appointed as ambassadors.

“Catherine, Harry and I are honoured to be Ambassadors for Team GB and Paralympics GB. London hosting the 2012 Olympic and Paralympic Games will inspire so many people — particularly the young — to be the best they can be,” William, 29, told Us Weekly in a statement Thursday.

“We are hugely looking forward to this incredible sporting competition, but are also looking beyond next summer’s Games to the springboard it will provide for future success and excellence,” his statement continued.

The royal couple’s participation in the Olympic ambassador program follows The Queen’s patronage of the British Olympic Association.

[From Us Weekly]

I'm not completely sure what this ambassadorship will entail. Probably lots of photo ops before the games, maybe even some interviews encouraging people to buy tickets and travel to London for the summer, and then once the games begin, William, Kate and Harry will be present at many of the big events. And Kate probably won't be pregnant, right? She's going to WAIT.

By the way, I'm actually kind of worried about London for the games. I don't think the Brits are as disorganized as, say, the Greeks were in 2004, but China in 2008 really set an amazing standard for production value and preparedness. Can London live up to that? The FBI is wondering too – there are LOTS of security concerns.

Photos courtesy of Fame and WENN.
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In Touch: Jennifer Aniston’s high-maintenance neuroses irritate Justin Theroux

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 07:32 AM PST

This week's tabloids are actually all over the place on the state of Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's relationship. OK! Magazine claims they're totally headed for a Cabo wedding on New Year's Eve. Star Magazine claims that Justin is picking out rings RIGHT NOW and that he could propose any minute. And In Touch Weekly, usually one of Jennifer Aniston's biggest cheerleaders, has a story this week about what a narcissistic, high-maintenance (boozehound?) monster she is, and how her bad habits are driving Justin away. Oh, speak to me, In Touch.

Free spirit Justin Theroux has started to see how high-maintenance Jennifer Aniston can be. Case in point: her obsession with being thin. The actress, 42, recently quit smoking in hopes of getting pregnant, but it caused her to gain 10 pounds, so now she "complains nonstop about how fat she is," a source tells In Touch. "Justin really can't believe how vain Jennifer is. He will want to go to a restaurant and Jen will say that the food's too fattening or that she can't stay up late because she's getting up at 6 a.m. to go to a workout."

Despite her exercise compulsion, Jen isn't breaking a sweat in the bedroom. Desperate to conceive, the actress has instituted a sex ban, insisting to Justin, 40, that they should only have sex during her most fertile days each month. As a result, "Justin has been saying that their love life is more like a science experiment and he's really fed up with it," says the source. "It's hard to deal with her neurotic side."

After all the drama, Jen may in fact be flying solo soon — at least for the holidays. Jen made plans with Courteney Cox for Christmas Eve, but Justin "flat out said no," says an insider. Although a rep insists they're fine, the friend says Justin had finally had enough.

"He sort of rebelled and said he wasn't sure about going," the insider says. "He's starting to feel like Jen is scheduling all of his time up so that he won't be able to see his friends," says another pal.

Jen also thinks it's "unhealthy" that he still talks to his ex, Heidi Bivens, says her friend. Indeed, if Jen doesn't loosen up the reigns on their relationship — stat — the pal adds, "They may end up spending time apart."

[From In Touch Weekly]

I know I said yesterday that I wished Justin and Jennifer well, but g–damn, this is a fun story. Every now and then, there will be a tabloid report about just how high-maintenance Jennifer really is. On one side, I don't blame her at all – she's rich as hell, and that money buys a lot of sycophantic flattery to counterbalance her neuroses (“I want an Us Weekly report laden with anonymously-sourced quotes about my beauty! STAT!”). On the other side, it's funny because she puts herself out there as Ms. Easy-Breezy-Yoga-Girl. What will happen when Justin realizes just how much hipster-street-cred he's lost by getting his nails done with his girlfriend, America's Neurotic Sweetheart? And how bad will the freakout be if Justin continues to take Heidi Bivens' calls?

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News and WENN.
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Kourtney Kardashian dipped a pregnancy test in the toilet after the first one didn’t work

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 07:28 AM PST


I know we’ve already covered Kourtney Kardashian’s pregnancy announcement, but now that I’ve read her US Weekly cover story I wanted to report on some of the truly stupid things she said. Also, we didn’t mention that Kourtney sold her pregnancy announcement to US. A reporter for the Hollywood Reporter was on Entertainment Tonight last night and he estimated that Kourtney banked around $100k or more for that story. ET also acknowledged the Kardashians’ sick amount of media saturation and the fact that the public is burning out on them on one hand, but still paying attention to them on the other. It’s like even the most mainstream outlets realize what a joke this family is. (You can watch that segment today on ET’s website, it’s in the beginning of the full episode video.)

My favorite anecdote from Kourtney in US is about how she dipped a pregnancy test in the toilet to absorb her first morning urine because the first test she used on that pee didn’t work! Holy face palm. She has no clue that her pee would be much less diluted if she just drank some water and tried again. Kourtney also addressed the issue of how she got pregnant when she doesn’t share a bed with Scott, the presumed father of her first child.

So take us to the moment when you found out
I was four weeks along… I took a home test because my period hadn’t come. I had the tests from last year when I thought I might be pregnant… I took one and it didn’t work. It was broken! They always say your first morning pee is the good stuff, and so I took it and of course it didn’t work. I was, like, ugh! So I took another one and stuck it into the toilet! I was like, I don’t even know if that works!

Were E! cameras filming?
We actually were not filming that exact moment. I ran and told Scott, but I wasn’t sure because I had just dipped it into the toilet, so then we had to wait until a little later in the day [to do another test].

[From US Weekly, print edition, December 12, 2011]

So did the second test work or not? She’s so cagey the way she explains it that you can’t tell if that second test was positive. Here’s more from the interview:

Was [Khloe] at all conflicted about your news?
No, she was really really happy for me.

It’s clear on the show you and Scott slept in different beds. We have to ask: how did this happen?
That’s what Khloe asked! She was like, “But I thought you guys didn’t even have sex.” I was like “Just because we sleep in different rooms doesn’t mean we don’t do it.”

Mason’s birth, where you literally pulled him out of yourself, is legendary. Will you film this one?
The last one we actually filmed ourselves. And then we decided to share it because it was such an amazing experience. This time I think we’ll just film it for ourselves and see what happens.

Scott: We felt it was only fair to share that with the viewers who were attached to the ride that we’d been on having him.

Admit it, Scott, you’ve wanted to get married.
Scott: There have been times where I wanted to get married more than she did, and maybe there were even times when she wanted to get married more than I did. But at this point, I just don’t think it really changes anything. We have what we need, so that’s enough.

So Kourtney, no big wedding special like Kim’s?
I think we’re happy and it’s working how it is.

I don’t pay enough attention to this family to realize that they filmed Mason’s birth and aired it. (Daniel Craig knows more about them than I do.) They did though, you can watch it here. They show Kourtney’s labor in the hospital and at around 3:40 they show Kourtney giving birth and holding Mason right after he was born. (They film it from the side so it’s suitable for television.)

So I guess I know what Kourtney and Scott mean when they say they’ll film the birth of this second child and will “see what happens.” They’ll see how much money they can get for it, because every single thing in their lives is for sale. At least they’re not getting married yet, or more likely they’re just holding out for the best offer. ET Online reports that their wedding is “imminent,” so maybe they’re totally lying here when they say they’re not getting married so that they can sell the engagement news too.

These photos are from 11/18, 11/29 and 11/1/11. Credit: Fame

Demi Moore is “winning” the post-split “race” to find a new partner, sort of

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 07:16 AM PST

Ashton Kutcher spent the Thanksgiving holiday in Iowa with his family – he tweeted this photo of a cow (and a douche) a few days ago. When I first read that he was in Iowa, I thought, "Aw, that's kind of nice." But then it occurred to me – did Ashton ever go home to Iowa when he was with Demi Moore? Or did Demi and Ashton just always spend the holidays together in LA or on some beach vacation? I think Ashton has spent a lot of time away from Iowa over the best decade? I don't remember ever hearing about him visiting. I think Ashton is a douche, of course, but that must have been hard for him to spend that time away from his family. Of course, once Ashton was in Iowa, he spent that time being swarmed by girls:

The midwest got a taste of Hollywood this Thanksgiving! Ashton Kutcher paid a visit to his hometown of Iowa City, Iowa for the holidays, and sources tell the new Us Weekly — on stands Friday — that the newly single star partied hard with local girls.

On Nov. 23, Kutcher, 33, and an entourage visited Iowa City bars Bo James and Sports Column. “He was drinking beer, and girls kept coming up to him,” says a source. “He loved the attention. Girls were hugging him and shaking his hand.”

On Nov. 26, the Two and a Half Men star spent three hours with pals at Summit bar downing beer and shots of liquor. “He was swarmed by girls,” an eyewitness tells Us. “A few tried to convince him to go to a strip club — but he declined!”

Kutcher let his Twitter followers know he was enjoying his time at home, but he painted a much calmer picture of the American Heartland. He shared a photo of himself — captioned “Country giving” — in front of field with a cow in it.

While Kutcher was enjoying himself in Iowa, future ex-wife Demi Moore, 49, kept a low profile. The actress skipped daughter Tallulah Willis’ debut at the Crillon Debutante Ball in Paris on Nov. 26. “She was never supposed to go,” a source tells Us. “She had to work.” Moore was spotted, however, enjoying dinner in L.A. with her “totally platonic” BFF, Hollywood florist Eric Butterbaugh.

[From Us Weekly]

Yes, on the other side of divorce equation, Demi Moore's publicist has been dropping hints in various media outlets that Demi is out and about, and being a single lady. Page Six reported a few days ago that Demi had a "dinner date" with a "mystery man" at Tower Bar. An eyewitness claimed: "Demi looked good, and like she was ready to be seen out. She was in deep conversation with her male companion, but it didn't look like a romantic date." And then this happened:

Demi Moore just announced her intention to file for divorce from hubby Ashton Kutcher and RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned the 49-year-old cougar has moved on already — with beauty mogul to the stars, Scott-Vincent Borba.

"Demi and Scott-Vincent started dating last week," a source close to the couple revealed to RadarOnline.com.

"They have known each other a long time and he's really been there for her by her side through the whole Ashton thing."

Borba is the mid-30's founder and CEO of BORBA skin care products — endorsed by Hollywood starlets such as Ashley Greene, Mila Kunis, Stacy Keibler and AnnaLynne McCord.

"It's easy for Scott-Vincent to keep his relationships a secret because he's so often photographed hanging out with celebrity clientele," the source said. "But he's head over heels for Demi and there's definitely potential for a lasting relationship between them."

When asked for comment by RadarOnline.com, Scott-Vincent did not deny that he's dating Demi, but said, "I do not comment on my personal life."

Meanwhile, Ashton is wasting no time moping around. As RadarOnline.com previously reported, the Two and a Half Men star spent his Thanksgiving partying hard in Iowa, surrounded by a bevy of beauties as he cruised the bar scene.

[From Radar]

You might think to yourself, "Doesn't this seem very fast? Does Demi need to jump into a relationship so quickly?" Well, don't worry about it. This is Scott-Vincent Borba – photos below. Try to imagine this man kissing Demi Moore. BITCH PLEASE.

Photos courtesy of WENN and Ashton's Twitter.
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L&S: Angelina Jolie is “desperate to be skinny” & “refusing to eat”

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 06:29 AM PST

Last week, some British tabloids decided to pick a fight with Angelina Jolie's bones. The claim was that Jolie was subsisting on 600 calories a day, and that she currently weighs only 97 pounds. In Touch Weekly ran a "follow up" cover story about how absolutely CRAY-CRAY Angelina still is because she and Brad leave the kids with nannies so that they can have liquor-soaked date nights. Sigh… can't you tell that we're about to go full-throttle into another publicity tour for Brangelina? I can already feel the Jolie-induced tension headache coming on.

Anyway, this week's Life & Style just picks up where those other tabloids left off. Apparently, Angelina is "desperate to be skinny" and "starving herself," and “refusing to eat." Also, she's “run down, nervous and worried” because of the stress of promoting In the Land of Blood and Honey. L&S changes up her diet too – In Touch claimed last week that Angelina is all about non-cream based soups and tea. L&S says that Angelina's diet is “green tea, almonds, red wine, handfuls of cereal and gummy bears.” Gummy bears? FATTY. So what does Brad think? “Brad’s a country boy who’s into steak and potatoes. He tells her to bulk up on some carbs. She just tells him to get over it.” Er… what? He's all, "Baby, eat some tater chips." And she's all, "STFU I HATE YOU YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME." Does anyone really think that is their relationship dynamic?

Besides that, I'm still not seeing any kind of drastic weight loss in Angelina in the past six months or so – when Brad was filming in London and Scotland, I could have sworn that Angelina looked like she had put on a few pounds too. Gossip Cop got a "denial" from "a source close to Jolie" (???) who says that L&S's story is "100% false". Meh.

Cover courtesy of Jezebel, additional pics by Fame.
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Ben Affleck is surprisingly affectionate & lovey-dovey with preggo Jennifer Garner

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 06:24 AM PST

I can barely believe my eyes. Ben Affleck, looking like he enjoys being with his wife and oldest daughter? Ben Affleck being openly affectionate and lovey-dovey with his wife IN PUBLIC? Ben Affleck not being surly when the paparazzi are around? Who are you, Ben Affleck?!? I thought I knew you!

So these are new photos of Ben, Jen and Violet in LA yesterday. Jennifer is ??? God knows how many months pregnant. This pregnancy seems to be much more low-key than her two previous pregnancies – there are still lots of photos of Jennifer and the girls, but she's taken it down a notch and they're not getting photographed on a daily basis at this point. This isn't even the first time (during this pregnancy) where Ben Affleck seems to be enjoying some face-time with his family, although this New Affleck (Affleck 2.0: The Loving Father & Husband Version) has never, in my memory, been so cutesy with his wife. Yes, he'll hold her hand, but it usually comes with a scowl. I kind of like this new Ben. I wish I could see them like this more often. Usually, whenever the paparazzi are shooting Ben and his family, Ben almost always looks like he wants to curl up and die.

So why does Ben seem so affectionate? Is it just because his lovely wife is preggo and Ben is just trying to be a better dude? Is it because Ben might finally be getting his longed-for son? Jennifer is reportedly pregnant with a son this time, so maybe Ben is just excited about all of the ball games and boy things he'll be sharing with his son. Or is there another, sketchier reason? Remember how Ben's name was mentioned often in all of those reports about those high-stakes, underground poker games in Hollywood? Tobey Maguire just settled in one of lawsuits stemming from the games. But I'm sure that's nothing. It's just a coincidence!

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.
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Kris Humphries files for annulment on basis of fraud, says he was Kim’s “pawn”

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 05:48 AM PST

As we talked about yesterday, Kris Humphries has now officially filed for legal separation from Kim Kardashian, and he is now seeking an annulment. According to sources, Kris claims the date of separation was October 31 (the same day Kim filed for divorce), and the reason for the annulment is listed as "fraud". By the way, Kris's rep also managed to comment on this week's Star Magazine cover story, about Kris being "secretly gay" - Kris's rep said the story is "completely false and ridiculous. He is not gay." Anyway, we're now seeing the fallout from the latest chapter in STFU AND GO AWAY YOU STUPID HEAPS OF TRASH.

Kim Kardashian is telling close friends today … she NEVER defrauded Kris Humphries into marrying her.

Sources very close to Kim tell us … Kim loved Kris and the marriage was legit, but just fell apart in short order.

As for Kris filing for an annulment on grounds Kim defrauded him, she says the two of them actually discussed annulling the marriage before she filed for divorce, but they were advised there were no legitimate grounds for an annulment. Under California law, someone can annul a marriage if there’s proof of impotency, incest, bigamy, unsound mind, force or fraud.

In fact, Kim is saying she wanted an annulment and filed for divorce only after being told it was her only legal option.

[From TMZ]

Wait, you would have to have "proof" of impotency? What’s proof? The lack of a sex tape? Is that proof? It is in my courtroom! *CASE DISMISSED*

But sources also tell People Magazine that Kim originally wanted to annul the marriage too, but her lawyers told her she couldn't (lest she wanted to admit to defrauding Kris, I guess). So now Kim is "happy" that everybody is on the same page, apparently.

Anyway, Lurch ran right over to TMZ just after Kim's people leaked that story, and here's what he (through "sources") had to say:

Sources very close to Kris Humphries tell TMZ … Kris is gunning for an annulment based on fraud because he feels “he was just slotted in the plot line of Kim Kardashian’s latest headline and newest business venture.”

We’re told Kris believes Kim never intended to stay married to him, but needed a groom to fuel ratings for her show. One source says, “Once they were finished taping, she just didn’t need a groom anymore.”

Kris is telling people he feels like a pawn in the game.

And, we’re told, Kris is outraged by people who think he was in on the wedding scam — according to one friend, “He would have never flown in his childhood pastor to marry them and involve his church.”

Finally, Kris feels Kim’s own statement that she posted on her blog is a smoking gun … specifically, “I felt like I was on a fast roller coaster and couldn’t get off when now I know I probably should have. I got caught up in the hoopla and the filming of the TV show.”

Bottom line — the divorce/annulment war in on.

[From TMZ]

See, whenever I start to have a smidgen of sympathy for Kris, I'm reminded of how dumb he is – he got out-foxed by a flock of cat-faces, after all. I think he's just pissed off that all of his half-assed plans blew up in his face. Everyone could see what a disaster this whole wedding and marriage was going to be, and using the "I was too stupid to see it" defense is BS.

Photos courtesy of WENN.
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VH1 has two new Courtney Stodden videos, is her reality show imminent?

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 05:47 AM PST

VH1 has two new video interviews with 17 year-old Courtney Stodden. In the first (above) she talks about her life with her 51 year-old husband Doug Hutchinson and how they’re trying to expose each other to the sh*ttiest pop culture of their respective generations or something. It’s not notable for what she says or the way she continues to act like she’s a cat in heat. We’ll already seen all that from her, although it’s so extreme it’s hard to look away from. It’s notable because this video is on VH1′s blog, which has some of the trashiest reality shows going and may be adding another one featuring a statutory rapist and his child bride. Courtney and Doug met with VH1 in late October about filming a reality show for them. We’ve heard for some time that they’re shopping one, and this may mean that VH1 is testing the waters. Here’s more, from VH1′s FabLife blog:

It's taken a few months, America, but we may finally be accepting the fact that Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are the real thing. I mean, why else would we see the 17-year-old aspiring starlet and her 51-year-old actor husband going to church and the mall together on Sunday? Not for the photo op, surely! Anyway, we here at TheFABlife had the chance to take a little peek into the everyday lives of this fascinating couple — not the Dr. Drew-style peek, either — when Courtney answered a few questions on camera.

First up, we wondered, with their age gap, do Courtney and Doug have the same taste in music, movies and TV shows? (Subtext: Is that, at least, like hanging out with someone's dad?)

But Courtney said they do like some of the same things and have been introducing each other to new ones. "There's fine lines in between what we share and what we teach each other," she said enthusiastically. "I've turned him on to Maroon 5, Train and all the new awesome bands. And he's turned me on to some of his music. We're batting that back and forth and exploring each world."

And like many a kid raised on Nick-at-Nite, Courtney knows her old-timey TV shows, like, erm, "I Love Lucy's."

"I love I Love Lucy's, The Honeymooners, Green Acres. We love that kind of stuff," she said. "But it's so cute: Doug calls Maroon 5 'Monsoon 5.' He's like, 'YEAH! Monsoon 5!' It's so embarrassing, but it's darling too."

And though the paps have caught glimpses of her walking to Starbucks and doing other mundane tasks, we asked her what a typical day in the life of Courtney Stodden is like.

"A typical day for me is crazy, let me tell you," she began. "I get up out of bed in the sexiest outfit you've ever seen. My hair is done, my makeup's done. I get up at around 12 p.m. I make my mocha. I don't care about anything else.

"Doug is wonderful," she added. "He picks up my coffee beans that I spill on the floor. He picks up my foundation. He picks up my feathers from my big robe that I wear. My high heels are all over. So I have a wonderful life, a wonderful husband. So, a typical day for me is, like, a princess."

[From The Fab Life]

So her husband picks up everything she drops on the floor and cleans up after her, which is why her life is so great. We’ve heard this from these clowns in the past. Courtney was asked in a previous interview why Doug was “inspiring to her” and she said “he's cooking for me, cleaning for me, he's like the wife around the house.”

VH1 has yet another interview with Courtney (below), where she talks about her music career and how she wants to act. She was asked if she wants to emulate anyone’s career and she said “I want to be original, unique. And I really want to bring back the classy beautiful edge of old Hollywood. But I want my own career… The career of Courtney Stodden! Yeah!” So she represents a “classy, beautiful” edge? I agree with CDAN that she must be on something. Also, I watched the video with the sound off like he suggested and it’s true that she doesn’t stop twitching. It’s probably much more than all those mochas she’s drinking. Here’s a link to her new music, if you dare.

Photos are from 11-27-11. Credit: David Tonnessen/Pacific Coast News

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