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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.2.12
- Blake Lively’s Nephew Doesn’t Even Realize
- Mila Kunis Is Having Sex With Ashton Kutcher, It’s Time To Accept That Reality
- Anderson Cooper Was Gay This Whole Time?!
- Katie Holmes Left Tom Cruise Because Of Scientology? Noooooo
- Katy Perry’s Breasts Go Down Under And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.2.12 Posted: 02 Jul 2012 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which in today’s case happens to be a generous breast-filled smattering of all things not related to that sham marriage that miraculously lasted six years before getting alien-penised in the mouth. Anyway, we’ve got Kingston Rossdale who is going to want his mom to stop walking with him Read More ... |
| Blake Lively’s Nephew Doesn’t Even Realize Posted: 02 Jul 2012 11:45 AM PDT        While getting ready for a Letterman appearance last week, Blake Lively‘s nephew apparently burst into her room while she was naked and then proceeded to laugh at her naked body because four-year-olds are dumb like that. I don’t know why we even keep them around. Via Starpulse: “He was tattling on his older brother and Read More ... |
| Mila Kunis Is Having Sex With Ashton Kutcher, It’s Time To Accept That Reality Posted: 02 Jul 2012 10:36 AM PDT        Mila Kunis keeps denying she’s dating Ashton Kutcher because she’s obviously smart enough to know he’s one of the most hated douchebags on the planet, but not smart enough to not have sex with him. Except it’s going to be harder for her to deny she fell for his schtick, because here’s the two of Read More ... |
| Anderson Cooper Was Gay This Whole Time?! Posted: 02 Jul 2012 09:28 AM PDT        A lot of you are going to have a hard time swallowing this one, but apparently Anderson Cooper has been gay this whole time. “But he hid it so well!” I know, I know. You’re not the only one who sat around making oil paintings of a silver haired knight satisfying the pleasure mounds of Read More ... |
| Katie Holmes Left Tom Cruise Because Of Scientology? Noooooo Posted: 02 Jul 2012 08:31 AM PDT      After writing a way too long review of Prometheus, the last thing I want to do is talk about aliens and religion combining in another nonsensical clusterfuck, but there’s literally nothing going on besides Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes divorce which I’m not going to pretend wasn’t goddamn Christmas day. So let’s get into this Read More ... |
| Katy Perry’s Breasts Go Down Under And Other News Posted: 02 Jul 2012 07:00 AM PDT        - A future without lower back problems is no friend of mine. - John Mayer is trying to bang Jennifer Lawrence now. - Overly Attached Girlfriend Is Back With A New Lip-Sync Medley - E.L. James is making $1.34 million a week off Fifty Shades of Grey because your wife’s horny Read More ... |
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