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Hot Guy Friday: The sparkly, the fuzzy & the rabid hotness
Natalie Portman is the new bitchface of Miss Dior Chérie perfume
Kourtney Kardashian is pissed that Scott Disick might love transsexuals
Are Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart finally sick of each other?
James Franco on how he watched a male prostitute have sex as ‘research’
Blake Lively & Ryan Gosling are officially a couple, People Mag confirms
Prince Charles & Camilla attacked by student protesters
Mel Gibson shuts down his church after photo leak of him w/ baby Lucia
From the desk of Clive Owen: “From Paris With Lust”
Miley Cyrus smokes weed-like substance from a bong in a new video

Hot Guy Friday: The sparkly, the fuzzy & the rabid hotness

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 09:00 AM PST

GUEST HGF SPECIALIST, CB: : Kaiser asked me to come up with the headliner for HGF. I was covering the hot interaction between Stephen Moyer and Alex Skarsgard for charity and Skarsgard emerged as the obvious headliner, despite the many deductions he’s earned for dating what’s her emaciated face. Skarsgard is down to earth, gorgeous, and powerfully persuasive as vampire sheriff Eric Northman on HBO hit True Blood. Plus he loves to get naked. There are so many other lovely actors who play supernatural characters that it became an obvious theme for HGF. Let’s hope that Kaiser, and the rest of you, agree. First some more palate-cleansing photos of Alex.

NOTE BY KAISER: I think Alex is The Sex, for sure, I’ve just been off of him since The Bos. But I recognize a fine ass when I see one. And Alex is FINE, and that ass is worth it.

By CB: Here’s my favorite vamp from CW cheesefest The Vampire Diaries, Paul Wesley. Wesley, 28, plays Stefan Salvatore, the troubled but usually kindhearted brother to Somerhalder’s character, Damon. (We’ll get to Somerhalder in a moment.) Sometimes Wesley looks too skinny to me, but he more than makes up for it with those full lips and that tousled hair you just want to grab fistfuls of.

By CB: This naturally brings us to Lost and fellow Vampire Diaries star, Ian Somerhalder. I know Kaiser has included him in HGF before, but he deserves some extra attention. The guy oozes sex.

By CB: Weres need some love too. We’ll be skipping over the barely pubescent boys of Twilight and heading straight for the big guns. Joe Manganiello plays Alcide Hervaux on True Blood, the manliest wolf of all. Think of how that beard must feel.

By CB: On to another supe from True Blood, Sam Trammell. He’s not really my type, but I would still do dirty things with him.

By CB: True Blood’s Mehcad Brooks (Eggs) wasn’t a supe per se, but he definitely had tendencies. It’s a shame that this gorgeous man won’t be back on the show, although there’s plenty of man candy to keep us occupied.

By CB: Tom Everett Scott, 40, played a werewolf in 1997’s An American Werewolf in Paris. We haven’t seen much of him since, which is a shame because he is one beautiful man. Those ice blue eyes kill me. Tell me you wouldn’t love to see those staring at you longingly before inviting you in for a nightcap.

By CB: Taylor Kinney played older were Mason Lockwood on The Vampire Diaries, and it was a huge oversight letting his character go. He’s a solid actor and much more appealing than some of his younger counterparts. He also starred on Trauma and unsurprisingly works as a model. I hope to see much more of this guy.

By CB: I just saw Lost’s Harold Perrineau on thriller 28 Weeks Later. He played a US military helicopter pilot saving people from the zombie apocalypse. (Jeremy Renner was also in it.) He’s not typically sexy to me, because he seems so damn nice. There’s something very sweet about him and he makes a lasting impression.

By CB: Since we’re covering the zombie apocalypse, I’d like to give some love to The Walking Dead’s Jon Bernthal. His character Shane is turning out to be a creep of the highest order, but zombies will do that to a person. He also played a royal jerk on one of my favorite shows last year, the sadly canceled Eastwick. There’s a bonus pic of his arguably more lovely costar, Andrew Lincoln, but Kaiser just covered him in HGF three weeks ago.

Now I’ll give the helm back to your regularly scheduled hostess. I seriously underestimated how much work HGF takes, (even with the few guys I did) so give Kaiser some love for bringing you these hotties every week. It is enjoyable work though, I must say. My heart is still racing.

By Kaiser: You didn’t think I would let you bitches down, did you? I know you. I’ve been bringing you HGF for MONTHS now. I know you bitches would have a motherf’ing fit if we did “supernatural” as a theme and we didn’t include everybody’s favorite dumb, makeup-wearing beefcakes. So I give you, the Supernatural boys, Jared McFoundationFace, Jensen TheOtherOne and Misha “Vanilla” Collins:

By Kaiser: CB left off the two True Blood guys that I really like, Stephen Moyer and Ryan Kwanten. She left off Moyer because she’s not a huge fan (boo!) and Ryan because he’s not technically “supernatural” on the show. But whatevs, HOT MEN.

By Kaiser: He’s not really “supernatural” either but he’s on a sci-fi show, so how about a little Joshua Jackson?

By Kaiser: Oh, crap! I almost left off The SparkleDong. My bad.

**********By Kaiser: Okay, now we’re just going to finish it off with some requests and non-vampiric/corpsey hot guys. Everything else from here on out is non-supernatural, and mostly requests from last week and this week. ENJOY.

Guy Pearce, by request. Is it just me, or is Guy really bringing the sexy in these photos? I really need to watch L.A. Confidential again.

Since there was just a cameo by him, how about some Don Cheadle? I love The Cheadle. Sometimes I’ll catch the odd showing on Hotel Rwanda on tv, and I always end up in tears. He’s a really beautiful man, physically and talent-wise. Cameo by my shame-crush.

A little Daniel Sunjata, by request. Don’t you just love when you you’re watching a Law & Order: SVU marathon and you catch an episode where he plays one of the forensics guys? I love New York-based actors.

Rufus Sewell, everybody’s dirty, smarmy crush, and Paul Bettany, everybody’s ghostly, corpsey crush. Just because there are new photos of them! I love Paul more than Rufus, but who am I kidding? If I got a Rufus-and-Paul English cucumber sandwich, I would be a very happy bitch.

James Purefoy. Just because. He’s dirty-hot.

Armie Hammer, by request. He played the douche twins in The Social Network. He’s prettier in motion, the boy doesn’t know how to take a candid photograph yet.

James McAvoy, by request. I’m about to say something that will destroy your crush on him (for some ladies): in some angles, he gives me a very Gerard Butler vibe. Yeah, I said it. What’s worse is that when he gives me a Butler vibe (from some angles, I said!), I like even more.

Michael C. Hall, by request. Please don’t tell me anything about Dexter. I’m two episodes behind, and I need my Jonny Lee Miller. Hall is wonderful too!

Jason Mraz, by repeated request from (I think) one person. I don’t get it, at all. I mean, he’s harmless, so I don’t dislike the guy. But out of all of the fantasy crushes you could have, you pick Jason Mraz?!?

Mmm… Colin Farrell, now known to my vagina as Vesty McAscotF-cker. I think his new name speaks for itself.

Damn, when does White Collar start again? I can’t wait to find out what happened to Mazzie (I hope it’s not what I think). Here’s some Matt Bomer to keep you satisfied:

Aaron Johnson, by request. He’s the young actor who impregnated his middle-aged director/lover. He is rather swoon-worthy, honestly.

Gael Garcia Bernal, by request. HOT. Although if I’m picking off dudes from Y Tu Mama Tambien, I’ll go with Diego Luna every time.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan, by request. He’s a hard one, just FYI. There are very rarely new photos of him, ever. He keeps a very low profile.

Isaiah Mustafa, “The Old Spice Guy” - by request. He might be nailing Neve Campbell!

Now we come to the end, The Hot Guy Finale, The Forever Dong Dessert. So many of you have bitched about my love for Gerard Butler and even Clive Owen (bitches), so let’s try a little mix-and-match David Gandy and Italian actor/model Raoul Bova, shall we? In some photos, they look somewhat similar, although I think Gandy is more traditionally handsome. Bova has kind of a goofy grin - but it’s sweet. Sigh… DONG DESSERT.

Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN, Vogue, Vanity Fair, GQ, Terry Richardson’s archives, Details, Esquire, Entertainment Weekly, Alexander Skarsgard’s fansite, Google Images.

Natalie Portman is the new bitchface of Miss Dior Chérie perfume

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 08:58 AM PST

It was announced earlier this year that Natalie Portman was working on a deal to become the "face" of a perfume from the house of Dior. Now we know which one - Miss Dior Cherie. I can't say that I've ever smelled it, but as a rule, I tend to avoid all Dior perfumes because I find them so heavy. This one sounds like it could be one of their lighter scents, though. And what's more important is that Natalie is now very, very closely associated with a luxury brand. Dior produced many of the costumes for Black Swan. Natalie has worn mostly Dior while promoting Black Swan. Natalie has began attending events for Dior. Not bad, Dior. The new ads will premiere in the new year, but Natalie recently gave an interview to Allure about her gig:

Allure: When do you wear perfume?
NP: On special occasions. On Valentine’s Day. If it’s a big night out with someone I love. It’s like putting on nice jewelry. I think it makes every woman feel more feminine.

Allure: What’s the one product you use every day?
NP: Joëlle Ciocco Sensitive Cleansing Milk. It smells delicious; it’s really natural, and it protects my skin.

Allure: What’s a look you love on others but don’t think you can pull off yourself?
NP: I’m slowly being eased into red lipstick. I think it looks really chic on other people, but I always felt a bit silly with it on.

Allure: What’s a beauty trend you’d never try in a million years?
NP: Plastic surgery. I feel like everyone is trying to look like the same person, and it usually makes people look older than they are.

Allure: Growing up in front of the camera, did you develop any beauty hang-ups?
NP: Having a mole on my cheek was the biggest thing. When I did photo shoots, they would Photoshop it out. No one ever said anything to my face, but I felt like I was being told that it was ugly. Finally, I had to say, “No! This is part of me.” I’m not a model. I’m being photographed because of who I am—and that includes the mole!

Allure: When you’re working on a film, how do you relax?
NP: Acupuncture on my pressure points keeps me balanced and calms my nerves.

Allure: What’s your typical workout?
NP: Three or four times a week, I’ll swim or use the elliptical. Swimming is very meditative. I can’t hear anything under the water; it’s just me and my silence for 45 minutes to an hour. And it really gets every part of my body at once.

Allure: Who are your beauty icons?
NP: I love Audrey Hepburn, of course, with her cat eyes and thick eyebrows. And I love Lauren Hutton in the ’70s with those curls and her big eyes and her beautiful teeth!

[From Allure]

Not bad, Dior. You got yourself an A-list shill who is a heavy contender for Best Actress - Natalie will probably wear Dior on every major awards red carpet. But here's the real question: will Natalie wear her bitchface for every event? Because I don't see why a luxury brand would want to associate themselves with looking and feeling surly.

Sidenote: I am allowing for the idea that Natalie has a "natural bitchface" - meaning that her face just looks like that when she's not smiling. I have a natural bitchface too! People always think I'm pissy when I'm not even pulling a face.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Kourtney Kardashian is pissed that Scott Disick might love transsexuals

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 08:31 AM PST

Do you know that there are some dumb stories about Scott Disick boning his ex? That's been going around this week - Scott "cheating" on Kourtney Kardashian with some ex-girlfriend. Whatever, I don't care. He probably is. But if you told me Scott was quietly murdering his ex-girlfriends and dismembering their bodies so that he could stage a macabre private showing of Burlesque with the body parts, I would be surprised either. But what is especially hilarious to me is a new story in The Enquirer - according to their sources, Kourtney Kardashian is seriously pissed that there are rumors that Scott is gay and/or into transsexuals.

Kourtney Kardashian is devastated by false Internet rumors that her beau Scott Disick is secretly gay and into kinky sex with transsexuals. She's is furious that her relationship is under a microscope, say sources, and by the constant Internet heckling from commenters taunting her about Scott's sexuality.

She's even concerned about a blind item that many thought was about she and Scott: "Things are about to get real for this D-list reality star. Her bf loves she-males."

What's worse, Scott seems to be enjoying all the publicity!

"Kourtney is fed up, and she's starting to feel like all the two of them do is tumble from one crisis to the next," a pal told the Enquirer. "She's sick of defending Scott to her family and friends. She wants a decent guy who looks out for her."

"Kourtney knows Scott is not gay," said the pal. "But the last thing she needs to worry about is a sex scandal."

[From The National Enquirer, print edition]

Blah, blah, the rest of the piece is just the same old "pity poor Kourtney, she's too friggin' stupid to realize that Scott is going to murder her and her family one day." I get so sick of Kourtney's manufactured drama with Scott - I think I've said this before, but she reminds me SO MUCH of a former friend of mine who was in a very similar years-long on-and-off relationship with a douche who treated her like crap. My friend thrived on the stupid drama of it, and she was obsessed with the guy. It made me sick towards the end. The end of my friendship with her - I think she and the guy are still doing their stupid drama crap.

But it makes me happy to think of Scott with a transsexual. It really does. Kourtney is kind of drag queeny too, you know? Maybe that's his type.

Here are photos of Scott, Kourtney and little Mason-Dixon out and about yesterday. Mason is such an adorable baby! And he looks nothing like Scott. Just sayin'. Premo Stallone Jr.

Photos courtesy of Fame and WENN.

Are Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart finally sick of each other?

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 07:38 AM PST

We haven't had any access to the new photos coming out of the film shoot for Breaking Dawn, unfortunately. You can see some of the new ones here, at Celebuzz - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart looks cute together. People Magazine is also reporting that contrary to some nasty reports swirling around (I'll get to those in a moment), Sparkles and K-Stew are fine. Still together, still loved-up.

Onscreen lovebirds Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are making no secret of their real-life romance while shooting the latest Twilight installment. The pair, along with the rest of the film’s cast, are now filming Breaking Dawn in Baton Rouge, La., after a stop in Brazil, and have been seen getting cozy around the southern city.

Pattinson, 24 and Stewart, 20 recently joined about two dozen other cast members for a private dinner at Fleming’s Prime Steakhouse and Wine Bar, but seemed to only have eyes for one another.

“Kristen and Rob were very couple-like,” a restaurant source tells PEOPLE. “There was a lot of hand-holding, sitting next to each other. Everyone was talking around the room, but Kristen and Rob were just talking to each other, not really into the conversations everyone else was having.”

At another outing to Cadillac Café, a strip-mall karaoke bar less than a mile from the studio where shooting is taking place, the two were spotted looking “very much a couple,” says an onlooker.

“I mean, they weren’t slobbering all over each other … but they sure looked like a couple and were talking with each other like a couple,” the onlooker says. “They [seem like] a couple in love.”

[From People]

The People article also includes a bit about Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas, which I think is hysterical. Like Ashley and Joe are the new Robsten or something. Ha!

Anyway, as I mentioned, there are rumors that Sparkles and Grumpy are having problems. In this week's Star Magazine, sources close to filming claim that "their off-screen romance is fizzling" because the trying, emotional material they're dealing with in the Breaking Dawn story is "almost too much for them to handle." One source says: "They are in virtually every scene together, and this has to be the most intense shoot yet. Everyone is wondering how they'll survive." Star's sources also suggest that it was a "big mistake" for them to rent a house together in Baton Rouge - they're sick of each other now. A source says, "They've started sleeping in separate bedrooms because after a long day of playing a married couple with a child, they're exhausted and the last person they want to see is each other."

Also: Kristen feels "awkward" (shock) pretending to have the Sparkler's baby. "In real life, they aren't anywhere close to that…it leaves them confused about the state of their own relationship and whether they're ready for the long haul." K-Stew doesn’t want any Sparkle-babies! NUTS.

My verdict? I think they're probably somewhere in between People's glowing report and Star's nasty one. They probably do get sick of living and working together so closely, but I also think they love each other and they're in the same boat, for better or for worse.

James Franco on how he watched a male prostitute have sex as ‘research’

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 07:07 AM PST

James Franco was on Inside the Actors Studio sporting his douche stache and reflecting on his craft. There was a high demand for tickets to Franco’s talk, with TMZ reporting a couple weeks ago when it was taped that over 250 people had to be turned down when they tried to score tickets. Franco is said to have been very gracious with everyone there, and to have “stayed another hour-and-a-half after the taping and talked to every single student and fan who wanted to talk… No one has done that [except] Paul Newman.” That’s really nice!

It sounds like Franco really made it worth everyone’s time. He told host Frank Lipton an interesting story about how he tried to do research for his role as a male prostitute in 2002’s Sonny. He tried to shadow a gigolo and ended up watching him have sex with a John. He’s such a weird guy.

In a televised interview with James Lipton for ‘Inside the Actors Studio,’ Franco reflects on the time when, researching a role, he ended up watching a gigolo have sex with a man.

“I found this guy that was kind of a perfect model,” Franco said. “He claimed to service both males and females. He took me on one of his jobs.”

At the time, Franco was studying for his role in ‘Sonny,’ where he played a male prostitute. To get a grasp for the part, Franco shadowed a gigolo in the back of a strip club, but things went a little further than he anticipated.

“The guy said, ‘Oh, you wanna play a prostitute? You want some real research? Then come with us,’” Franco recalls. “It went down. Everything went down, as you see in the movies and hear about. The eerie thing is, it was like a movie, but it wasn’t a movie — it was the real thing, happening in front of me.”

[From Popeater]

It’s actually pretty damn funny when Franco explains it, and you can tell he didn’t mind being there at all. You know, watching this video I get it, I get his appeal. He’s personable and kinky and has this kind of joy for life.

Franco is going to do two more stints on General Hospital this February, in episodes that will air directly before and after his Oscar hosting gig. The executive producer of General Hospital told TV Guide that they approached Franco after hearing about his Oscar’s hosting gig. (Franco will be in LA where they’re located.) They asked him if he’d be available for another guest spot on the show - and he said yes!

Franco has an MFA in fine arts from Columbia University and is currently getting his PhD in English from Yale. No wonder the dude looks so tired usually. I wish more celebrities would go to college and explore art and culture like Franco. He doesn’t seem too caught up in his own hype either, although I’m sure a lot of people would disagree with me.

The video below where Franco explains his prostitute experience only plays for US visitors. Sorry about that! The next video that loads after this one has Franco explaining how he got into acting. He had a girlfriend in high school who was auditioning for something and it occurred to him that he could do it.

James Franco is shown on 12/8/10 at The 2nd Annual Rob Pruitt Art Awards at Webster Hall in NY. Credit: C.Smith/ WENN.com. Other photos are screenshots from Inside The Actors Studio

Blake Lively & Ryan Gosling are officially a couple, People Mag confirms

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 07:02 AM PST

As more reports come in about Blake Lively's appearance at Tuesday's Blue Valentine premiere, the verdict is in: Blake and Ryan Gosling are so on. They're even getting a big roll-out, with stories in E! News and People Magazine. Allegedly, Ryan and Blake were all over each other at the Blue Valentine after-party, and sources are now telling every media outlet that it's some kind of love/lust/promotional arrangement.

Ryan Gosling's new movie Blue Valentine almost got an NC-17 rating, but the actor kept the flirtation with Blake Lively noticeably G-rated at the film’s premiere after-party.

Still, the pair were almost inseparable as they engaged in close conversation Thursday night while the event spun around them at The Top of the Standard at the Standard Hotel in New York. At one point, Gosling started to leave Lively's side and the actress yanked him back to continue chatting, according to an observer.

As the party wound down, they headed downstairs to the hotel's Standard Grill to dine with two other companions.

Lively, 23, and Gosling, 30, were first spotted together in October at Disneyland where they took in the sights and some ice cream at the park, an appropriate setting since Gosling once was a Mouseketeer.

Neither of the actors is admitting to anything serious. “She’s an incredible actress; she’s a good friend,” Gosling told PEOPLE at a lunch Thursday for Blue Valentine in New York at the Kimberly Hotel.

When asked generally about romances between actors and actresses, Gosling says, “You’re not allowed to have friends in this business.”

[From People]

Look at Ryan, trying to by coy. So funny. Especially when even People is rolling it out. So how long do you give Ryan and Blake? I'm staying with the opinion that Ryan will get tired of her famewhore act, and that he'll dump her in a few months. This isn't a permanent love match for either of them, and I feel kind of bad for Ryan, actually. He deserves to be with a girl who really finds him adorable, and gets hot just by the idea of his beautiful blue eyes. Blake is not that girl - she's only trading up for some attention, and for her career. Just my opinion.

Also: is anyone else surprised that Blake went with The Gosdong? I thought she would end up “trading up” with someone higher profile. But for now, Blake’s vagina drapes (see photo) are closed.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Prince Charles & Camilla attacked by student protesters

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 06:39 AM PST

I'm old enough to remember when members of the royal family were considered prime targets for terrorist attacks… by the IRA. I wasn't even born yet when Lord Mountbatten (the Duke of Edinburgh's adoptive father, and Prince Charles' mentor) was murdered in an IRA bombing, but I remember being a kid in the 1980s and watching the news with my parents and seeing all of the stuff about IRA bombs and their targeting of the "British establishment". Anyway, Prince Charles and Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, were caught up in some kind of student protest last night in London. There was an "attack" on the "royal Rolls Royce".

The students were protesting a major hike in tuition fees. The Rolls Royce "became separated from its police escort" (poor thing!) and "was surrounded by demonstrators who had spilled into the West End after an initially peaceful demonstration outside parliament rapidly deteriorated and spread." Did the protesters know who was in the car? According to observors, the car was well-lit, so everyone could see inside. They just trashed it anyway:

One witness, Ben Kelsey, said: “There were 400 to 500 protesters there. It was fairly obvious who was in the car. It was very well lit up. Charles and Camilla looked quite relaxed at first but when they saw how many people there were they began to get worried. A few seconds later the area was packed with police. It was complete chaos.”

Another witness described how a police protection officer, dressed in a tuxedo, travelling in convoy with the royal couple opened the doors of his car to beat his way through the crowds.

The royal couple had looked visibly shaken when they arrived at the London Palladium for the Royal Variety performance, but Camilla later joked about the incident, saying: “First time for everything” as she left the theatre.

A Clarence House spokeswoman said: “We can confirm that their royal highnesses’ car was attacked by the protesters on the way to their engagement at the London Palladium this evening. Both their royal highnesses were unharmed.”

At least 38 protesters were injured, according to the Met. There were 26 arrests.

[From The Guardian]

“First time for everything!” Camilla is kind of easy-breezy kind of gal, isn’t she? “Oh, poppycocks, the Rolls is dead. Charlie, I’m going to bed and closing down the biscuit factory. Whatevs.”

So the Rolls Royce was damaged, but Charles and Camilla were not! Sigh… poor Rolls Royce. And poor students. I enjoy a good student demonstration, as long as it doesn't get too violent and stupid. Sounds like they got just the right balance - take down the car, but not the people, and there are injuries but no deaths. Aren't their soccer riots much, much worse?

Additional photos courtesy of WENN.

Mel Gibson shuts down his church after photo leak of him w/ baby Lucia

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 06:26 AM PST

On Tuesday, TMZ published photos of Mel Gibson with his 14 month-old daughter, Lucia, that were taken at a function at his ultra-conservative Catholic Church. Mel’s church is based on a version of Catholicism that doesn’t recognize any changes to Catholicism post 1962, which is when the Vatican decided to allow for annulments of marriages. (Here’s a link to a good overview of their beliefs) So Mel getting separated and taking up with Lucia’s mom at the time, Oksana Grigorieva, was a huge scandal in his church, where the members have more conservative beliefs than typical Catholics. Under the doctrine of his own church, Mel was committing adultery and shouldn’t have even been taking communion. (He can probably get communion now, since the relationship is over, as long as he made a full confession.)

As a result of some of the fallout over his then-relationship with Oksana, Mel made a rambling speech at the church in June of last year threatening people not to talk about him. Radar quoted a source who said that Mel “got up on his stage — the altar — and went off. He tried to intimidate the parishioners by staring at everyone with his angry eyes. Mel even threatened to shut down the church if people kept gossiping about him.” Mel didn’t shut the church down back then, but we know how Mel’s relationship with Oksana turned out, and I would bet that a lot of parishioners are driving him crazy with variations of “told you so.”

Anyway Mel’s church posted a notice that it’s no longer offering mass pending further notice. TMZ reports that it’s due to those photos of Lucia that were taken on church property.

Mel Gibson’s mega church is putting the brakes on all congregational services because of a picture that was taken on church grounds this weekend and then passed on to TMZ.

Sources connected with the church tell us … Gibson was “extremely concerned about the invasion of privacy.” One source adds, “He is not just concerned that photos of his daughter were taken at the church, he is concerned for the privacy of his parishioners.”

Members of the Holy Family Chapel in Agoura, CA received an email notice from church honchos yesterday which read, “There will be no Masses here at Holy Family Chapel until further notice.”

Our sources tell us, however, that limited services will continue to be provided. In fact, a service was conducted yesterday — the Holy Day of Obligation — for long term parishioners.

[From TMZ]

You know that Gibson was ranting and raving over those photos for hours.

Last year Mel’s church started making new parisioners fill out applications to join, in order to weed out anyone who would tattle about Mel to the tabloids. It sounds like they’re now only holding mass for people they know and are shutting out the public as much as possible. It’s too bad that tax exempt status isn’t just reserved for public churches.

Lucia is really cute and she looks so happy and well adjusted. I hope that Mel has a nanny for the girl and that he’s not the one responsible for her care when he has custody.

Photos are from 2/4/10 and 2/23/10. Credit: WENN.com

From the desk of Clive Owen: “From Paris With Lust”

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 06:02 AM PST

FROM THE DESK OF CLIVE OWEN:

Hello, darlings. Did you think I would leave this party without dropping you a line? I know how you like to hear from me. I know how you like to hear my posh, can't-be-bothered growl. I know how you wish you were hearing it right before I tie you to the bed. Do you need a moment? I'll wait.

I'm in Paris, for an event for Bulgari. Julianne Moore was here too - she looks like hell. She's in dire need of a good "Cliving" you know? I know, I know, she has a young partner and she's a happy mom and everything. But I swear I saw drool coming out of her mouth when she saw me. The drool dripped onto this hideous outfit she was wearing:

Still, wonderful actress, and a friend. That's why you love me - because I have age-appropriate lady-friends. I'm never trying to sauce it up with some barely legal starlet. Trust me, there were only old whores at this event, and they loved their piece of The Clive. Ha!

Do you like the way I lean, ladies? How about the way I give you my patented little half-smirk? God, I love when your eyes crawl all over me. That's why I keep showing up for these promotional events. Pretty soon I'll make you forget all about that Jon Hamm motherf'er. Yes, I'm a petty, jealous bitch when it comes to your affection. Here, let me graze my crotch while you watch.

Do you love it? I see you drooling. Get in line, ladies.

Love, Clive

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Miley Cyrus smokes weed-like substance from a bong in a new video

Posted: 10 Dec 2010 05:41 AM PST

Above is a photo of our beloved Destiny "Miley" Cyrus from her Twitter account, or maybe it was hacked or something? I don't know. Miley looks drunk as hell, and it's not surprising to me at all that she's basically just wearing a bra in this photo.

Anyway, TMZ just got their hands on an "explosive" video of Miley Cyrus smoking a bong. The video is below - TMZ says the video is from her 18th birthday party, and that it was "shot during a party at Miley’s L.A. area home 5 days after her 18th birthday." TMZ also hilariously notes that "a source connected with Miley" claims that Miley is in fact smoking "a natural herb called salvia which has psychedelic qualities. Possession of salvia is legal in California." HA. TMZ got their hands on it… well… "the source tells us it was shot by one of Miley’s friends — and theory is that someone stole or copied the video from that friend’s camera." Miley’s friends keep selling her out - she needs to surround herself with better people.

It's definitely her, and I would argue that it's totally not "salvia" but in fact, The Refer. I don't hate on Miley for smoking weed, at all. She's doing what I was doing when I was her age. It's a rite of passage, and I'm just happy that her vices are about having some drinks and smoking some weed, rather than some Blohan-esque extravaganza involving a mountain of cocaine, a couple of hookers and a road trip from the Chateau Marmont to Tijuana. Smoking a bong in your own home just seems quaint, honestly.

That being said, I would hate to get high with her. Her voice would make me bug out.