Wednesday, December 1, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

Kate Gosselin is Here to Steal Christmas

Posted: 01 Dec 2010 09:16 PM PST

   
After spending her morning trying to claim her kids weren’t expelled from school despite simultaneously blaming Jon for it, Kate Gosselin stepped out in New York on Wednesday to remind everyone this is the time of year when she straps antlers on her dog and breaks into your house. To prove my point, Taylor Momsen Read More ...

Kim Kardashian Seems Really Important Right Now and Other News

Posted: 01 Dec 2010 03:46 PM PST

   
- John Mayer smells blood in the water. - Angelina Jolie will anoint you now, snow. - Jennifer Lopez apparently used to like showing people her Mexican cuisine consisting of a flour tortilla, meat and cheese. - Denise Richards is Michael Jackson now. - Nicole Scherzinger in a helluva unitard indeed. Read More ...

Kendra Wilkinson’s Starving Herself

Posted: 01 Dec 2010 02:59 PM PST

   
Here’s Kendra Wilkinson outside Beso in LA last night where she looks like she’s starting to lose a little too much weight, but you know what, I probably shouldn’t jump to conclusions here. For all we know, it could just be a simple meth addiction, or she’s doing that thing porn stars do where their Read More ...

Britney’s Legal Team: ‘Audio is Fake’

Posted: 01 Dec 2010 12:58 PM PST

   
“Y’all gettin’ sued, y’all!” In what was only a matter of time, Britney Spears co-conservator Andrew Wallet has not only denied every aspect of the Jason Trawick abuse allegations, but is prepared to sue the dick off of Star and RadarOnline, according to TMZ, who I’m sure took no joy in publishing this: “Every aspect of the Read More ...

Sarah Palin ‘Forced’ Bristol To Do DWTS

Posted: 01 Dec 2010 11:58 AM PST

   
Keeping in mind the source of this information is second-hand hearsay via Margaret Cho’s blog, which is probably still more reliable than the Britney Spears recording going around, Bristol Palin was apparently forced to do Dancing With The Stars to make up for costing Sarah Palin the 2008 election by getting pregnant: I heard from someone Read More ...

Mila Kunis Destroyed Natalie Portman’s Will to Live

Posted: 01 Dec 2010 10:53 AM PST

   
Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman premiered their new movie Black Swan in New York last where apparently Natalie didn’t even try to look good or happy to be there, knowing she’d have to eventually stand next to Mila and look like hell no matter what either of them had on. I’ve seen prisoners on death Read More ...

‘Teen Mom’ Amber Got Her Baby Back

Posted: 01 Dec 2010 09:58 AM PST

   
Let’s keep the white trash flowing. Despite just being charged with two felonies and having her child deemed a ward of the state, Teen Mom Amber Portwood already has her baby back this week. Child services apparently warned her that this is her last chance and they’ll remove Leah if they find her living in unsuitable Read More ...

Britney’s Boyfriend Allegedly Beats Her (Updated with Recording)

Posted: 01 Dec 2010 08:43 AM PST

   
“You gon’ go buy me a sandwich wich year dancin’ money, woman. Now git.” In one of the most ludicrous claims ever leveled at the Britney Spears‘ camp so I’m not even going to pretend to take it seriously, Star is reporting Britney’s husband for two days, Jason Alexander, received an hysterical phone call from the Read More ...
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