Tuesday, December 7, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

Halle Berry Put Kibosh on Kim Kardashian and Gabriel Aubry

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:20 PM PST

   
“The one with the big ass? Oh, no, he ain’t…” With word spreading today that Kim Kardashian and Gabriel Aubry called it quits after just two weeks of dating, E! News reports Halle Berry had a hand in their break-up presumably after learning her daughter would be exposed to a walking urinal: Apparently Halle was not happy Read More ...

‘Teen Mom’ Doing Exactly What Everyone Said ‘Teen Mom’ Would Do

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 05:25 PM PST

   
*chops monitor with an axe* Sorry, reflex action. When Teen Mom became the ratings sensation pretty much every MTV show full of society’s finest eventually becomes, the immediate and rational concern was that it would encourage young girls to get pregnant just to be on TV. And because we live in the greatest country on earth, Read More ...

Jasmine Waltz in a Bikini and Other News

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 01:22 PM PST

   
(For the first time in my life I want to be.. David Arquette? *head explodes*) - Randy and Evi Quaid are writing a book now. This should be incredible/batshit. - Kim Kardashian and Gabriel Aubry broke up already. - Christian Bale is probably a lock for Best Supporting Actor. - Irina Shayk is doing red Read More ...

Khloe Kardashian: ‘Airport Securty is Like Rape’

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 12:17 PM PST

   
BEAR RAPE. Something she knows all too much about. From being in this photo. Because we are at our most lost without the sage guidance of the fabled “Sésquac,” Khloe Kardashian has thrown its hat into the TSA debate and equated airport security with rape on Lopez Tonight. RadarOnline reports: "Well, they basically are just raping you Read More ...

The Celebrites Are ‘Alive,’ Everybody!

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 10:36 AM PST

 I'm actually going to let this one slide considering she effectively got a billionaire to donate half a mil to AIDS research. Oh, look, an ad. How entirely unexpected. (I hear they pay her in dead rabbits.) 
After not even six whole days, the celebrities involved in the Keep a Child Alive campaign managed to convince a billionaire to donate $500,000 so they can all return to Twitter after it was starting to look like it’d be awhile before they could shill for Best Buy again. So, on that note, I took Read More ...

Kathy Griffin in a Bikini (I’m Sorry)

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 09:27 AM PST

   
Because I also support the troops, I was avoiding posting these pics of Kathy Griffin until enough of you America-haters wrote in, making us less safe for it. So here she is wearing a bikini at The USO presents “Vh1 Divas Salute the Troops” which I can only assume was an effort to cool down Read More ...

Jenn Sterger Will ‘Go Public’ if Brett Favre Isn’t Punished By NFL

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 08:29 AM PST

   
“These were a great choice. What could possibly go wrong?” With all signs pointing to the NFL pretending it wasn’t Brett Favre who sent photos of his penis to Jenn Sterger while she was employed by the New York Jets, she’s finally decided to break her silence and will come forward with an “overabundance of evidence” Read More ...

Chelsea Handler: ‘I’ve Been Making Fun of Angelina Jolie For Years’

Posted: 07 Dec 2010 06:50 AM PST

   
Seen here at the New York premiere of The Tourist last night, Angelina Jolie was called a “fucking cunt” over the weekend by Chelsea Handler, who wants everyone to know it has nothing to do with her new best friend despite the icicles dripping from her ear where Jennifer Aniston whispered into it. Us Magazine: “I’ve Read More ...
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