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- Liz Hurley claims Shane Warne’s new face is result of weight loss
- Mischa Barton shops at Target, looks really annoyed, plans fashion line
- Duchess Kate will finally “get to know” the Queen, after nine years
- Angelina Jolie’s full-length Louis Vuitton commercial released
- Vanessa Hudgens chops hair, does dramatic transformation: cute or fug?
- Demi Lovato, 18, and Ryan Phillippe, 36, have been dating for two months
- J.Lo & Marc Anthony split because of jealousy, crazy fights, Marc’s controlling ways
- Brangelina’s alleged 2004 affair revisited by Israeli spy & Hollywood producer
- Emma Stone’s Giambattista Valli biscuit dust ruffle: lovely or ridiculous?
- Mila Kunis in red Lanvin at the ‘Friends With Benefits’ premiere: hot or boring?
| Liz Hurley claims Shane Warne’s new face is result of weight loss Posted: 19 Jul 2011 08:59 AM PDT
Last month, we had some new photos of Elizabeth Hurley and her jumpoff lover Shane Warne. Shane's face was… er… different. Bitch got tweaked, and then some. My theory was that Liz had demanded that her jumpoff, a slightly chubby, rapidly aging, sun-damaged Aussie cricketer be given a makeover which included a new weight-loss diet, new fancier clothes, and a total face overhaul, including a double-chin removal, an eye job and some kind of facelift. As I said, bitch looks like the love child of Tony Blair and a Ken doll. Anyway, Liz got on her Twitter to deny part of the story… but not the important part. She doesn't deny that Shane got surgically tweaked, but does deny that he's been wearing makeup, and she claims that his new "look" is simply weight loss: "SW does not wear eye makeup or have an “eye liner tattoo”…. his eyes were born that way! Neither does he wear lip gloss fyi hacks in gossip press; he’d prob just given me a kiss & got a bit of mine. And re “looking different”, you try losing 25lbs and see if you do!"
[From Liz Hurley's Twitter] Apparently, Shane also denied the facelift claims on his Twitter (which I can't find) - The Mail claims that he wrote: "Questions re facelift/Botox etc are absolute rubbish. I am 86kg. Lost 7kg and close to being the fittest I have ever been. Fitness and being healthy is now a daily habit I feel great and never been happier in my life. I am also eating very healthily and am flattered that people think I look younger. I have worked hard over the last five months on fitness." Bitch, this isn't JUST weight loss. Liz made him get tweaked, and what's worse is that they both seem to LIKE the way he looks now. This is Shane in 2007:
And here he is now:
Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN. |
| Mischa Barton shops at Target, looks really annoyed, plans fashion line Posted: 19 Jul 2011 08:25 AM PDT
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| Duchess Kate will finally “get to know” the Queen, after nine years Posted: 19 Jul 2011 08:24 AM PDT
I have no idea why there are twenty pieces of news about Prince William and Duchess Catherine today, but here we go. First off: Will and Waity like raunchy American comedies! Tut, tut. According to multiple sources, Kate and Will went to a normal little Welsh theater and saw Bridesmaids - which CB and I saw together! We both liked it, but there were some kind of sad parts in there too, and it wasn't gut-busting funny. There were some kind of raunchy parts, though, and I'd like to think that Will and Kate laughed and that they weren't grossly offended by all of us gauche Americans. Will and Kate had to drive 40 miles to get to the nearest theater when they're in Wales, so that's just what they did on Saturday, which must be their "date night". A palace spokesperson even had to make an official comment about it too, telling the press: "They have the rest of their lives to be public figures and working hard on behalf of the Queen and want to keep things on a level and enjoy their marriage.” Tut, tut. Meanwhile, it was announced today that Kate and Will have moved into an apartment in Kensington Palace. It's doubtful that they moved into the same apartment where Princess Diana lived in the years after her split from Charles. People Mag describes the apartment as "a modest two-bedroom, one bathroom apartment [which] provides a perfect place for the couple to entertain friends and base themselves when in the capital, but their residence there is likely to be temporary." Temporary = for the next two years or so, because the palace claims that they won't get a bigger place until they start working as full-time royals, which is probably years away. Also: William is hoping to become a captain with the RAF, which would mean that he would be allowed to pilot the Sea King helicopters himself. But the big story about the Cambridges is that the Queen has finally, at long last, decided to get to know poor Kate. It's been more than nine years, you know, since Kate and William began dating and the Queen only gives a crap now. The Queen is so awesome.
[From The Mail] I got tired of Balmoral just by watching The Queen. I would imagine that for public figures, it's a gift to feel so isolated and like you can just be yourself, and like you're surrounded by wilderness for hundreds of miles on all sides. But I can't stand that kind of stuff personally, and even though Scotland is where Kate and Will fell in love, I suspect that it might not be Kate's favorite thing either. I'm sure she'll do well with her one-on-one time with the Queen - Kate is a geisha, and she aims to please and be without controversy - but Kate always seems like she genuinely enjoys people, enjoys the city, enjoys the luxuries of being in a more metropolitan environment. We'll see.
Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN. |
| Angelina Jolie’s full-length Louis Vuitton commercial released Posted: 19 Jul 2011 07:43 AM PDT
Angelina Jolie's Louis Vuitton "Core Values" ad campaign has been released in a slow, effective drip. First, we saw the print ad - which Louis Vuitton claims was Angelina without makeup. Then we saw the first "commercial" with Angelina - it was fine, not really doing the hard sell, but it was pretty and it made me want to go to Cambodia. Now the full-length "commercial" has been released. It's 10 minutes long! Now… you bitches know that I love some Angelina, but I swear to God, this is ripe for a Funny or Die parody. Angelina talks about how it's very common for Cambodian families to just get on an elephant and watch the sunset together…? LOL, I mean, I'm sure that people do that in Cambodia and all, but she just makes it sound like it's something every family does in Cambodia, like the whole country shuts down at dusk because everybody's on their elephant, looking at the sky. Angelina also discusses her realization that she should adopt from Cambodia: "It dawned on me that my family was here. I thought about adoption, but hadn't all made sense. It hadn't come together and I wasn't ready to be a mom, but I saw this little boy. I don't believe in fate or destiny or things like that but something suddenly felt right. I came back a third time and met my son." She also says her "dream" has always been to cross the Sahara. Good God. Oh, and she's wearing eye makeup.
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| Vanessa Hudgens chops hair, does dramatic transformation: cute or fug? Posted: 19 Jul 2011 07:19 AM PDT
I saw these photos of Vanessa Hudgens a few days ago, but I didn't think much of them. She's in character, you see, on the set of the film Gimme Shelter, where she's playing a pregnant teenager living on the streets. I wasn't even paying much attention to her hair (I thought it was a wig) because I was so focused on how easily could go from little glamour girl to completely average-person fugness with just some minimal makeup changes. As it turns out, though, Vanessa is pulling a DeNiro with her transformation - sort of. She actually did chop off her hair. She stepped out last night and her new haircut made its red carpet debut - you can see the photos here. I think it's a pretty decent haircut, honestly. I'm so tired of the pixie cuts, and this is more like a choppy bob, which more women should try. Vanessa told Access Hollywood, "Oh man, it's really intense. I'm still getting used to it. Honestly, I kind of feel like a soccer mom, but we're going to let that go. There's nothing wrong with soccer moms, but I'm only 22! I play this girl, who's like homeless and she doesn't care about her look very much. I kind of look like a boy throughout the whole movie." Is that offensive to soccer moms? Eh. She kind of got Kate Gosselin's old "attacked by a beaver" haircut. Oh, and Vanessa also said that she did the haircut herself, which I totally don't believe - I think she may have cut some of it, but I bet she went to her hair guy and he "fixed" it: "I grabbed the scissors and started cutting my actual hair and then my director decided that he was going to grab the scissors, he grabs a chunk of my hair and just chops it. I miss [my hair,] believe me, I do, but there's nothing I can do about it." Vintage long-haired Vanessa:
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News. |
| Demi Lovato, 18, and Ryan Phillippe, 36, have been dating for two months Posted: 19 Jul 2011 07:00 AM PDT
[From E! Online] US Weekly is also running this story with a source who confirms it and adds “they were just hooking up” and “it was nothing serious.” Demi is technically legal at 18, but that’s still so young. How a 36 year-old father can find anything in common with a teenage girl is beyond me. Plus Demi has admitted she’s been really troubled, and she just got out of rehab for emotional issues earlier this year. She does seem mature in interviews, but a lot of guys Ryan’s age would know not to go there. Not Ryan, though. This makes me think even less of him.
Demi Lovato is shown on 7/19/10 (Leger dress, Credit: PRPhotos) and 9/23/10 (Fuschia top, credit: WENN) Ryan Phillippe is shown on 6/12/11 (Credit: PRPhotos and WENN.com) |
| J.Lo & Marc Anthony split because of jealousy, crazy fights, Marc’s controlling ways Posted: 19 Jul 2011 06:59 AM PDT
And so it begins. Starting Monday afternoon, speculation and stories about Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony went into overdrive. I guess, technically, it started just as soon as Marc and Jennifer announced their split on Friday, picked up some steam over the weekend, but it seemed like yesterday, all of a sudden there were a million stories about J.Lo and Marc. So let's take it point by point, shall we? *Lainey says that Us Weekly had the story early last week, but held it for a few days under the understanding that Jennifer would give them a statement. Then, Marc went behind Jennifer's back and released the news to People Mag. Keep this in mind in the coming weeks - because I feel an Us Weekly vs. People Mag pissing contest coming on, and we will all be the beneficiaries. *Us Weekly says that Jennifer and Marc have been "struggling for years" and that Jennifer "tried everything she could to make it work… They went to marriage counseling. She was patient and loving and did everything he wanted her to.. She exhausted all the possibilities,” according to a source close Jennifer. Another source says, "They had a very up and down marriage. They would get into heated, horrible fights. Then, they would also go through times where they were extremely loving and romantic…It was a roller coaster with them from the beginning.” Yet more insiders say, "She is devastated. Absolutely beside herself. This is someone she dedicated a long time to, and that she truly loved. She is looking forward to the future. She is jumping back into work and being a mom with all her energy and she is really excited. She feels like she has grown leaps and bounds and is a new person now, better than ever." Jennifer is expected to stay in LA and get primary custody of their twins. She's also really busy, with lots of ongoing and new projects. *Meanwhile, People Magazine says that Marc and Jennifer's split came "after months of nonstop arguing…. Marc and Jennifer decided it’s best to go their separate ways for the sake of their two kids." A source says that "Jennifer is doing okay. In the past two weeks, she has spent a lot of quality time with her kids and her family in L.A. She is, of course, sad that she and Marc didn’t work out, but they both feel they have tried everything.” So far, very similar to Us Weekly's story. That will change in the weeks to come, I think. *There were some stories that "the reason" for the split was Jennifer's alleged relationship/affair with a Cuban male model named William Levy, known as the "Brad Pitt of Cuba". He was the too-pretty dude in Jennifer's video for "I'm Into You" (a music video I actually kind of liked). William is 30 years old and he just split from his wife of eight years one month after the music video shoot with Jennifer. BUT! William denied that junk, getting his spokesperson to tell TMZ, "The only relationship there was or is, is a professional relationship. That's all there's ever been." Also: Levy forces underage girls to fellate him while he strangles them, allegedly. *One more story, courtesy of E! News. According to E! News' source, Jennifer just kept trying to make her marriage work: “She tried so hard to make this marriage work… She put up with—and kept putting up with—Marc’s controlling ways, which had been going on for a long time, and she was really trying to make the best of it. He would micromanage their lives . He was all over her all the time—about everything—and I know she tried very hard, and for a long time, to act like it didn’t bother her, but I know it did. A lot. He would hover over her, and it was almost antagonizing. She couldn’t breathe.” A source from American Idol (coughDameSeacrestcough) says that Jennifer was almost "scary" in her devotion to Marc, “She was always saying, ‘Marc likes this’ or ‘Marc doesn’t like that,’ as if he was her manager. We never once saw them fight.” Also: Jennifer had jealousy issues too, and tried to end Marc's ongoing friendship with his ex-wife Dayanara Torres. Eh.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Brangelina’s alleged 2004 affair revisited by Israeli spy & Hollywood producer Posted: 19 Jul 2011 05:53 AM PDT
How many more times are we going to have to go back to 2004? How many times are we going to have to revisit the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith? What is this obsession? Is it because we still don't really know what went down between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, and when, and where, and how? I suspect that even if Brad and Angelina did a press conference today and said "We boned for the first time on Blah Day, 2005" it would still be one of the biggest entertainment stories EVER. Anyway, Page Six has an "excerpt" from a Hollywood producer's memoir, even a cursory connection to Brangelina is still super-important:
[From Page Six] Specific dates or GTFO. What's interesting, to me, is that the bigger story seems to be that this Milchan guy was laundering Israeli money through Hollywood for years and years and barely anyone noticed. Probably because everybody was still fighting over when exactly Brangelina started boning. Memories…
Photos courtesy of WENN and Pacific Coast News. |
| Emma Stone’s Giambattista Valli biscuit dust ruffle: lovely or ridiculous? Posted: 19 Jul 2011 05:40 AM PDT
Emma Stone's vagina dust ruffle is the cure for the plague of little red dresses. The biscuit ruffle is courtesy of Giambattista Valli and it certainly is unique, right? I swear, there were more photos of Emma Stone, who seems to only have a smaller, supporting part in Friends With Benefits, than there were of Mila Kunis at last night's FWB premiere. Here's what I love about this: Emma is back to the ginger, and it looks great; the pink-red combination is better than I expected; Emma isn't flashing anything inappropriate, nor does look like she's trying too hard. BUT! At the end of the day, it's still a biscuit dust ruffle. It is a fancy, unnecessary, surprisingly fluffy and gigantic ruffle where no ruffle belongs. Why do designers put such unflattering additions onto their clothes? And why do otherwise slender, attractive women decide that they need enormous ruffles covering their biscuits? It adds weight to a part of the body that women want to look smaller. I still love Emma, of course, but this is a rare fashion miss for her. Still, she’s probably going to get more attention for this than Mila will get for her meh look last night. UPDATE: Ah, I missed this story! Emma and Ryan Gosling…?
[From Page Six] Honestly, I don’t think much of this as far as potential hookups go. I truly believe that Emma is dating Andrew Garfield, and she and the Gosdong are probably just friends. Plus, their movie comes out next weekend, right? Crazy, Stupid Love which I want to see.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Mila Kunis in red Lanvin at the ‘Friends With Benefits’ premiere: hot or boring? Posted: 19 Jul 2011 05:18 AM PDT
Here are photos of the two leads from last night's NYC premiere of Friends With Benefits. Mila Kunis wore this sleek red Lanvin number that I'm kind of meh on. Yes, she looks great in red, and yes, the dress fits like a glove and it flatters everything it should flatter. Sometimes everything can be working technically and it can still be underwhelming. I think my problem might be that it's too "standard issue starlet". Emmanuelle Chriqui wore a little red dress too - which tells you all you need to know about "little red dresses." Justin looked nice, I have to say, and he and Mila looked handsy and friendly on the red carpet. I'm actually starting to wonder if JT hasn't gotten his dirty mitts on Mila. It's been established that Mila was making him beg for it, but… I kind of think she may have given in. I hope he doesn't start treating her like crap, like he did with Jessica Biel. Speaking of Biel, one of the writers of Friends With Benefits dished on how Biel was originally up for Mila's part. Oh… NO.
[From Page Six] Well… yet more evidence of why it sucks to be Jessica Biel. She got Butler'd and then she went back to Timberlake and now it looks like he's either hooking up with Mila or he's just ignoring Biel because he and Mila need to sell their "chemistry" to sell the movie. Poor Biel.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
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