Friday, July 22, 2011

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‘Pretty Little Liars’ Recap: Bitchy Mona Alert!

Posted: 22 Jul 2011 11:16 AM PDT

Last night's Pretty Little Liars episode, "Never Letting Go," centered around relationships — parental relationships, the girls' relationships and significant others/possible significant others. Jason DiLaurentis also takes on an even bigger (sadly non-shirtless) role. I thought the episode set up some very interesting things for the future. Are the girls able to let go of Ali? Clearly, not quite yet.

At the beginning of the episode, the girls continue to theorize about Ali's death. They also talk about boys, which is very refreshing. I'd love to see these girls not worry about A for once…which would not make for good television, but still. Aria gets a text from Jason to meet up with her. Of course, she lies and says it's Ezra. Oh boy. Jason tells Aria that he shouldn't have told her all of those things at the funeral. There is definitely something shady here.

Meanwhile, it's Toby and Spencer make out time. Woo! Love it. Spencer gets home and realizes her dad was on the phone with Jessica DiLaurentis. My first thought is that they had an affair. My second thought is that Spencer is making too much of it but who knows.

At the Fields house, Emily and her mom have a heart to heart about her dad. Em suggests that her mom stay with her dad until summer vacation. I love their new trusting relationship. Pam is so much more accepting of Emily now, it's great. Later, Spencer tells Aria about her dad's heated call with Jessica DiLaurentis. Spencer and Aria get an email saying that Ali's mom wants to have lunch with them. Awkwardness ensues. She gives the girls dresses which they remember in a bitchy Ali flashback moment. Creeepy! She wants them to wear the dresses in the upcoming fashion show. Double creepy! Hanna vocalizes exactly what I think about the dresses. Aria offers to pick out and show pictures for the Ali tribute to Jason. I don't like where this is going, Aria. Remember Ezra! I do like that Jessica DiLaurentis is suddenly back. I feel like she probably knows a lot more about Ali and Jason than the girls do and I'd love for that information to come out some time.

Wait, there’s more! You can read the rest of this recap on The TV Chick.

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The Daily WTF: The Dark Knight Rises Into a Unicorn

Posted: 22 Jul 2011 10:57 AM PDT

Oh my god, what is going on with the Dark Knight Rises poster? Why did we have to see this? Having an incredible superhero franchise sullied by a dumb, stupid unicorn is way more traumatizing that spotting a hidden penis in a Disney film. Get the heck out of there, stupid unicorn. You don’t belong in Gotham City.

(via Dog and Pony Show)

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Made In Manhattan: ‘Harry Potter’ Midnight Screening Madness

Posted: 22 Jul 2011 10:23 AM PDT

Potterphiles get a bad rep for being overly passionate about The Boy Who Lived and his friends. But if you think of some aspects of the book and movie series, dressing up as a house elf and waiting in line for six hours doesn’t seem all that weird. Just to prove it, I went to the midnight showing of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 to meet superfans, learn Potter trivia, and try a vomit-flavored Every Flavor Bean.


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Am I Right Ladies? Fabiohhhhhhh Old Spice

Posted: 22 Jul 2011 10:00 AM PDT

It appears that Isaiah Mustafa may no longer be the Old Spice guy. Sorry, joke's over boys and girls, nothing to see here. Unless of course, you count miles and miles of pectoral muscles, framed with flowing, blonde locks. Because there's plenty of that to go around now for your viewing pleasure.

That's right, there's a new man your man could smell like in town and that man is none other than Fabio. This partnership makes more than sense, it makes a whole dollar. I mean come on, his name and the brand name actually form a perfect portmanteau: Fabioldspice. And what a portMANteau it is, amirightladies?

But seriously womyn, ever since Bruce Campbell, Old Spice has had a pretty high success rate of hunk-o-sauruses hawking their male hygiene products. So why not ask the Zeus, the Everest, the Godiva, the Sleepless in Seattle of hot men to join the club? Answer? Oh I'm sorry, I don't have an answer, I was too busy fantasizing about all the ways he was going to tear off my bodice while smelling like Old Spice Fiji. That's your answer right there.

And if you still need convincing, take a walk through this Fabio-lous photo gallery and tell me he's not ass-pirational.

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The Dos and Don’ts of Drama, with ‘Degrassi’: Connor’s a Panty Bandit and Anya Fails at College Applications

Posted: 22 Jul 2011 10:41 AM PDT

Degrassi seems determined to hit new heights of creepiness this season, based on the past two episodes “What’s My Age Again?” (great title choice, btw) and “Idioteque”: Anya’s love life swings from older doctor to homphobic bully Owen; Connor steals women’s underwear without realizing how skeevy that is; and don’t even get me started on next week’s promo, where Imogen pretends to be Clare. Ew. But first, let’s go back to Anya’s 18th birthday party, and Drew’s continuing gang troubles.

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Questionable Choices: Tyra Banks’ Lightning Bolt Eyebrow Patch

Posted: 22 Jul 2011 09:25 AM PDT

You guys, I think Tyra Banks just now found out about Harry Potter and is trying to get in on the trend at the last possible second. I mean, the tie, the lightning bolt eyepatch scar sparkle thing … it all fits. And she has been so busy being a Serious Business Lady over at Harvard and only taking brief study breaks for Businesswomen’s Specials at the diner – how was she supposed to find time for a bunch of silly kids’ books? I mean, she’s a mogul, not a muggle.

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Video: Harrison Ford Keeps Showing Up to Late Night Interviews Super High

Posted: 22 Jul 2011 09:23 AM PDT

If you watched Letterman last night, you were treated to a bizarre performance from Harrison Ford, who seemed very clearly high as a kite (one of those rainbow kites with the long strings that trail off slowly behind it). Harrison lamented his lack of Oscar wins and talked a lot of nonsense about horses. The whole thing was very reminiscent of Han Solo’s Conan appearance from last year, where the actor talked about blimps in a surreal, altered state. Bizarreness, all ways round.

(via BuzzFeed)

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