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• ‘Breaking Dawn’ Comic-Con: Sparkles’ haircut & Kristen Stewart curses onstage
• Paris Hilton “felt ambushed” when GMA reporter asked about her irrelevance
• Megan Fox’s cat-face covers Elle China, she discusses her “beauty secrets”
• Ryan Reynolds in an off white suit in Spain: too orange, too Crocket and Tubbs
• LeAnn Rimes is moving to Chicago to keep a squinty eye on Eddie Cibrian
• 16 yo bride Courteney Stodden seen by Dr, breasts are ‘100% real & organic’
• Linnocent was wearing $1200 Louboutins while pleading poverty
• Justin Theroux is “manly & protective” of Jennifer Aniston, eyeroll
• Kate Beckinsale & Rachel McAdams are bitch-fighting over Michael Sheen
• Carrie Underwood orders husband Mike Fisher to stop hunting & playing with guns

‘Breaking Dawn’ Comic-Con: Sparkles’ haircut & Kristen Stewart curses onstage Posted: 22 Jul 2011 08:44 AM PDT The red rope was bursting to capacity at San Diego’s Comic-Con yesterday when the Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 panel hit the stage. Front and center was not Robert Pattinson himself but his strange new haircut, which was for his role in that David Cronenberg movie, Cosmopolis, that he’s currently shooting. So Sparkles is doing it for the art, but it still looks like he pulled out the scissors himself, since his movie character apparently goes nuts mid-buzzcut and flees a barber shop. Weird but not surprising for Cronenberg. Anyway, let’s appreciate this from all angles: Meanwhile, Deadline has a correspondent at Comic-Con who is clearly not a fan of the franchise and describes Sparkles as looking like Gizmo from Gremlins and Taylor Lautner’s neck to Stretch Armstrong. That last one makes sense since Lautner has been rumored for the role for quite some time now, but this writer obviously does not want to be there. Anyway, the panel answered some questions and showed a few clips, one of was were not taken from the book. SPOILER ALERT and SHIRTLESS PATTINSON ALERT: Now we get to see a clip - a scene Condon says isn’t in the book. Jacob is getting a medical blood packet from Carlisle Cullen. It won’t be enough, so Carlisle has to get more. Jacob warns him that Sam will kill them. Carlisle and Esme say it’s worth the risk, Bella is family now. Jacob says he can see that; “This really is a family, as strong as the one I was born into.” Cut to Jacob, with Leah and Seth, in the woods. He’s confronted by Paul and other hostile werewolves. Paul: “This isn’t your territory any more!" Jacob demands that Sam take back Leah and Seth into the clan. Adds: “Tell Sam that when the moment comes, I’ll be the one to destroy it. I’m the only one who can. They trust me.” End of clip. Lautner says Jacob in this movie gets his heart crushed and has to mature/take a stand. New clip: the honeymoon. Edward carries Bella over the threshold through a rotating glass door. She actually looks slightly tan, and is barefoot. Edward: “I’m nothing if not traditional.” She sees the four-poster bed, and is clearly excited. He brings in the luggage, kinda embarrassed-looking. Edward: "You tired?” She shakes head. “You wanna go for a swim?” She nods. "I could use a few human minutes." “Don’t take too long, Mrs. Cullen.” He goes outside to the water and takes his shirt off [Con crowd goes wild] She goes into the bathroom, and a pop song comes on as she brushes her teeth, hair, shaves legs, picks out underwear, looks all tense. Then she says, to herself, “Don’t be a coward.” She runs outside in just a towel, drops it (seen from behind; sorry, boys!) and goes in the water, where Edward’s bare back awaits. End clip. What was the cast’s reaction to the birth scene when they read it? Stewart: “I thought it was so cool; we really tried to go as hardcore as we could.” Bella has "always been able to fight harder than other humans because of a little bit of that [indicates Rob] in her – literally!" She realizes double entendre, laughs. What’s it like for Rob and Taylor to work with beautiful women? Rob: "I always get asked this, every year.” Taylor: "And what do you say?” Rob: "Any answer could be inappropriate." Taylor: "There could be worse jobs. It is weird." Kristen: "It’s so weird that we’re so hot." All cast members say how much they’ll miss it. Taylor says the third book was one he loved but this movie is his fave. Kristen’s favorite book was New Moon, but movie-wise she still loves the first one. "I am so goddamn nostalgic!" Immediately covers her mouth in horror realizing there are kids in the room. [From Deadline Poor Kristen just couldn't help herself there, I think. She's like a surly sailor in a miniskirt, but I'm the same way and really have to watch my mouth in public, not to mention around my own kid. For what it's worth, Movieline live-Tweeted Kristen's dirty talk in a slightly flattering light: "Kristen Stewart accidentally swears, catches herself, apologizes adorably for 'the tiny ones in the audience.' #sdcc" Meanwhile, Twitter has presented a not-so-adorable picture of Kristen refusing to indulge fans with autographs outside their San Diego hotel: [W]hile Rob was more than happy to sign autographs for fans, Kristen surprised everyone by allegedly gave them the cold shoulder. “Robsten spotted in San Diego!” fan Levi Dailey tweeted. “Fan asked Rob and Kristen for photo with. He said yes, Kristen said No! … I have no idea what they were doing, all I know they came into the hotel. … Rob also signed autographs before going into the hotel. They did come out a stretch limo though.” “I guess she doesn’t like to be bothered with Rob,” Levi speculates. “Rob doesn't care as long as he’s not mobbed.” [From Hollywood Life] Kristen also reportedly was very crowd-shy when she paid a visit to Rob on the the Cosmopolis set, preferring to stay in her vehicle while Sparkles signed autographs for his fans. Yes, she’s got an attitude, but Kristen doesn’t usually pretend to be anyone but herself unless the studio makes her do so. In fact, she probably received a stern talking-to after her potty mouth on the Comic-Con stage, but at least I can understand why she might not want to interact with the Comic-Con crowd itself, which (according to some) is the very definition of “unwashed masses.” I think it was Eli Roth who once said that after the yearly event, he gleefully indulged in a Silkwood shower. Still, Kristen can get away with not loving her public as long as this Twilight madness carries her less than ideal behavior. Afterwards, she’ll really have to prove herself as an actress, and part of that process is endearing herself to the public. It’ll be semi-interesting to watch all of that shake out in the future. Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News and WENN

Paris Hilton “felt ambushed” when GMA reporter asked about her irrelevance Posted: 22 Jul 2011 08:43 AM PDT A few days ago, a useless cokehead dumbass walked out of a Good Morning America interview in a huff. Paris Hilton got her thong in disarrays after ABC correspondent Dan Harris questioned Paris about her irrelevance, citing the Kardashians' fame as an example of how Paris has been overshadowed in the famewhore game. Paris looked off camera (to her publicist, it seems) and then she got up in a huff, temporarily leaving the interview. She later returned and finished the segment. Now TooFab reports that Paris is all whiny about it, and she thinks she was "ambushed". Seriously. Paris Hilton is upset with ABC and correspondent Dan Harris for airing an “Good Morning America” interview that went awry, a source close to the situation tells TooFab exclusively. The 30-year-old reality TV star walked off set because Harris deviated from the agreed-upon (and very serious) topic of stalking, the source says. The source says Hilton invited Harris and his camera crew into her home to talk about the recent string of celebrity stalkings. Hilton’s alleged stalker, James Rainford, was recently arrested and charged with attacking her then-boyfriend Cy Waits in April and stalking her outside her home in July. “Do you worry sometimes that people that have followed in your footsteps like Kim Kardashian are overshadowing you?” Harris asked. “No, not at all,” Hilton responded. “Do you worry about your moment having passed?” Harris pressed on, at which point Hilton audibly scoffed and left her chair. The source says that particular question set Hilton off because just moments prior, Harris had gone on and on about the success (to the tune of $1 billion) of her fragrance lines and merchandising. “It’s ridiculous that he went on an on about her making a billion dollars, and then asking if she’s relevant,” the source added. “She is upset. She felt ambushed.” The source adds that Hilton resumed the interview after ABC told her they were cutting out the part where she walked away, but they did not. The source also says Hilton feels Harris did this only to get publicity for himself, which he’s now accomplished. [From Too Fab] Absolutely. Ridiculous. Paris Hilton was doing a sit-down interview which was being pre-taped (it's not like this junk was live!), and she was trying to promote her failing reality show which no one cares about. The only way she gets attention anymore is by getting arrested, hooking up with someone major, or being absolutely idiotic (see this post). Instead of being smart enough to say, "Well, I think my multiple successful business interests speak for themselves," Paris showed her ass and let everyone know that she actually is THAT irrelevant, and she knows it too. By the way, don't you love that Paris is calling Dan Harris a famewhore? That's what she's saying - "He's only famous because he asked me a mean question!" It's called being a half-decent journalist, for the love of God. Photos courtesy of Fame.

Megan Fox’s cat-face covers Elle China, she discusses her “beauty secrets” Posted: 22 Jul 2011 08:10 AM PDT Here is Megan Fox's cover and pictorial for the August issue of Elle China. I have no idea what she's promoting, but I do think that this is a new or relatively new photo shoot. It's being promoted that way on Megan's fansites, and it seems like this is some super-tweaked version of her 2011 Face. Is it racist to say that Megan is on the cover of a Chinese fashion magazine right now because she's tweaked herself to look part-Asian? I don't think it's racist. She honestly looks part-Asian at this point. No disrespect to all of the beautiful Asian women out there - you are much prettier than Megan Fox. And she was much prettier before she screwed with her face. Meanwhile, Megan sat down with Marie Claire UK to discuss her "beauty secrets". Some are actually kind of interesting: Less is more: My beauty philosophy is ‘less is more’, so my daily routine consists of washing my face thoroughly and moisturising with La Roche-Posay sunscreen [Anthelios AC SPF30 High Protection Fluide Extreme, £15.50]. I drink lots of water and think it’s important to get lots of sleep. Hair color: I always wanted to be blonde when I was little, like Barbie and Pamela Anderson, but it would really damage my hair. It was exotic to me, as my entire family has dark hair. If I did it, I would go white- blonde- really platinum. Femininity: My definition of beauty is simplicity, elegance and sensuality. Ava Gardner is my beauty icon. I think that when a woman is in harmony with herself and remains true to her values, she will glow naturally. Femininity doesn’t depend on what you wear or how you look. It’s an attitude. No cardio: Sport gives me positive energy so I exercise everyday with my trainer, Harley Pasternak. Each circuit is 45 minutes long and I lift weights but never do cardio No diet: I eat five times a day and don’t diet, but I do eat healthily- mostly raw and vegan food, with no dairy. It’s not always possible with travel and filming, but I try. I also take supplements like silica and fish oil religiously. Makeup: I try to keep my make-up fresh, clean and pretty on the red carpet. My signature look is red lipstick worn with plain eyes, so I apply a light foundation, then on my cheeks I use blush or sometimes the same lipstick that I’m wearing. Giorgio Armani Rouge d’Armani Lipstick in 400, £23, contrasts well with my pale complexion and dark hair. No makeup: Even when I’m working I don’t like wearing too much make-up, but when I’m on my own I go bare-faced as I like to give my skin a rest. Moisturize with grapeseed oil: with I have to wash my face every 12 hours and then moisturize. I only take showers as I don’t like sitting in bath water. After my shower I moisturize with Grapeseed Oil from Whole foods [Cold Pressed Organic Oil, £12.60]. It’s a great moisturizer and lighter than olive oil. [From Marie Claire] Some of it seems pretty honest - in candid photos, Megan is often without makeup, and even though her face is tweaked beyond recognition, you can tell that she takes pretty good care of her skin. I've never heard about moisturizing with Grapeseed oil, though! Do you bitches really do that? When my skin dries out on my face, I use Olay's Age Defying night cream. It works like a charm! Photos courtesy of Elle China.

Ryan Reynolds in an off white suit in Spain: too orange, too Crocket and Tubbs Posted: 22 Jul 2011 08:01 AM PDT Here’s Ryan Reynolds in Madrid promoting Green Lantern along with costar Peter Sarsgaard, who looks completely over it. Green Lantern was out in the US last month to somewhat disappointing box office. (Box office mojo has it with the largest second weekend decline for a superhero film this year.) The film also got negative reviews. It had a budget of $200 million and has so far made $131 million but it’s yet to be released in some parts of Europe, hence this promotional tour. There are always DVD sales. Anyway Ryan looked hot but a little cooked in this white beige suit. He’s too orange-y with the bronzer against that light color. Plus that shiny blue shirt is just ridiculous. But it’s Ryan Reynolds and you know he’s working a tight ass underneath those pants, which fit him very nicely. Then you scroll down and see his dark brown shoes and wonder if he didn’t bring enough shoes with him on this trip. That outfit needs some white loafers. We last heard that Ryan was getting busy with Charlize Theron. I doubt it’s serious or will last for them, but they sound hot together. They’re both so pretty.

LeAnn Rimes is moving to Chicago to keep a squinty eye on Eddie Cibrian Posted: 22 Jul 2011 07:25 AM PDT Over the past few weeks, I've seen some random reports about LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian house/condo-shopping in Chicago, but I just thought the reports were kind of bizarre. Eddie's got a job, you know, on the new NBC show The Playboy Club, which is set in 1960s Chicago. I didn't think they were actually going to FILM the show in Chicago, though. Apparently, they are. And LeAnn has bought a place in Chicago, and they're now going to split their time between LA and Chi-town. The bitch in me says that LeAnn cannot be apart from Eddie for even a moment, lest his dong "accidentally" fall into another woman's biscuits. The pragmatist in me says that LeAnn is doing what most newlywed women with means would do - making her husband (and his career) a priority. LeAnn Rimes is headed to the windy city! The 28-year-old singer-actress tweeted Wednesday about her upcoming move to Chicago. “Three sets of toiletries, three sets of clothes,” she said. “Starting Thursday, our time is split between L.A., Chicago and the world! I’m ready! All great things!” Rimes’ hubby Eddie Cibrian is headed to Chicago to film his upcoming TV series, The Playboy Club. Cibrian, 38, plays Nick Dalton, a lawyer and Playboy Club Keyholder. Rimes joked about packing her things for her cross-country move. “No shoe left behind,” she exclaimed. “Very excited for our new adventure,” she said Thursday. “Lots of flying back and forth, but well worth it! [I'm] beyond proud of my husband!” [From Us Weekly] Am I alone in thinking that this Chicago move could be genuinely good for LeAnn? She'll be out of LA, she'll be away from the constant (perceived) threat of Brandi Glanville (Operation Single White Female/Thinner Than Brandi will have to be temporarily jettisoned). Chicago is known for great food, so she might even gain some weight. And she might have so much going on with the move and with stalking her husband's every move and glance at other women that she might actually stop tweeting every single little thing and just concentrate on living her life. Photos courtesy of WENN.

16 yo bride Courteney Stodden seen by Dr, breasts are ‘100% real & organic’ Posted: 22 Jul 2011 07:09 AM PDT Like Kim Kardashian getting her huge ass x-rayed, 16 year-old Courteney Stodden, best known as the porn star face-making bride of 51 year-old character actor Doug Hutchison, has had her boobs “examined” by a doctor who declared them real. Given all these ridiculous stories and interviews with these people, I’m starting to consider the possibility that this is a publicity stunt, as so many of you have suggested. It’s a much nicer alternative than the reality they’re trying to sell - that this is a 51 year-old creep with a face lift getting his freak on with a girl barely out of puberty. That’s when she got those boobs too, according to this random doctor who felt her tittays. Courtney has blonde bombshell good looks that many people are calling fake, so RadarOnline.com spoke exclusively with a plastic surgeon who examined her to get the the bottom of the case. Dr. Gabriel Chiu, a board certified plastic surgeon from Beverly Hills Plastic Surgery Inc. who has performed more than 10,000 breast surgeries, examined Courtney on July 6 and told RadarOnline.com: “In my professional opinion Courtney Stodden does not have implants. Her breast are 100 per cent natural and organic.” Accompanied by her husband, Courtney allowed Dr. Chiu to perform a complete exam on her and gave the doctor permission to reveal his findings to RadarOnline.com. “I did four tests to determine that she has not had breast implants,” Dr. Chiu said. “I looked and carefully examined the four areas where someone would normally have a scar from surgery - the armpit, aureole border, the belly button and the fold under the breasts, and Courtney did not have any scars. If you know how to look for the scars you can find one and I did not find a scar. “I did a breast examination and Courtney’s felt like normal breasts. If someone has implants either below or on top of the muscle you can squeeze and felt the implant moving around but I did not feel implants in Courtney. “There is a test where a patient holds their palms in front of their face and pushes their palms together. If there are implants they will rise, but when Courtney did the test, her breast did not rise. No implant was identified. “When a person with implants lies down the implants will stay perky, they won’t fall and if they’re put in through the armpit they will ride up but when Courtney laid down neither happened. Her breasts fell like natural breasts do.” [From Radar Online] What does Kaiser always say - if someone is trying very hard to convince you of something you can assume the opposite? Ok, maybe this chick’s boobs are real. She still puts the makeup on with a trowel and makes faces during interviews that would look ridiculous even if she was having vigorous sex at the time. She’s 16 years old and she’s married to a guy older than her father, and old enough to be her grandfather. That’s the issue here, not whether or not she’s gone under the knife. And to be clear, I’m not bashing her, I’m blaming her parents whose control she would still legally be under had they not signed her away to Tooms here. Compared to that, getting a boob job, lip injections and a chin implant for a 16 year-old is absolutely good parenting. This is Courtney’s mother (left). She’s said of her daughter’s new husband: “Doug is a wonderful man and we love him. They are very much in love and we are so supportive of this. Courtney was a virgin when she married Doug. She is a good Christian girl.”

Linnocent was wearing $1200 Louboutins while pleading poverty Posted: 22 Jul 2011 06:48 AM PDT As we talked about yesterday, Linnocent was in court yesterday for a progress report on her probation. These are some photos from her entering and exiting the courthouse, which is pretty much her second home at this point. As for what went down at the hearing, guess what? She's a lazy crackhead who has barely fulfilled any hours on her probation, and she hasn't even started her mandatory psychological evaluation yet. Regarding that, Linnocent tried to claim poverty - it seems she no longer has insurance from the Screen Actors Guild, because she hasn't worked as an actress in a legit movie in so long. So, she's an uninsured crackhead, claiming that she doesn't have enough money to pay for her court-ordered shrink. She does this while wearing $1200-1500 Louboutin shoes. No joke. She's so, so dumb. Anyway, there was this interesting little story from TMZ after Linnocent's appearance was over. I've noticed that lately, it seems like TMZ has stopped buying every single little crack lie from Team Linnocent, and the pro-crackhead propaganda has significantly slowed down. But this one is old school - Team Linnocent thinks that her probation officer is "out to get her". Because she's a crackhead martyr. The probation officer who asked Judge Stephanie Sautner to violate Lindsay Lohan’s probation was called on the carpet by the judge, who said the officer was totally inaccurate and the judge strongly implied the probation officer was unfairly gunning for Lindsay. The probation officer wanted to violate Lindsay’s probation for 3 reasons, based on the probation report obtained by TMZ. – Lindsay did not pay $3,900 in fees for her community service. But probation was wrong, because the fees are accrued over a 3 year period, and, as Judge Sautner wrote in the margins of the report, “Probation concedes $3,900 is not currently owed.” – Lindsay did not return the call of the probation officer. Again, the probation officer was wrong. As Judge Sautner wrote in the margins, “Probation now states [Lindsay] phoned 3 times on 6/15 and left message.” – Lindsay did not present proof to the Probation Department that she was enrolled in her community service program, the shoplifting program, and the psychological counseling program. Again, the probation officer was off base. The judge wrote, “[Lindsay] was ordered to provide proof to court on 7/21 — not to probation.” The probation officer has been trying to get several judges to find Lindsay in violation of her probation for a while now and have her thrown in jail, and people connected with Lindsay think the probation officer has an ax to grind. [From TMZ] It sounds like Linnocent's probation officer was just looking to get her bounced on a technicality. Little did he know that Linnocent lives by technicalities, and she's got this sewn up. Even if she was found "in violation" of her probation - which, let's face it, is inevitable - the legal system will still do nothing. She'll be able to get out of it. By the way, I was wrong yesterday - Linnocent did have her crack tittays out. She just covered them temporarily with the fug vest. AND her lips were freshly inflated. I swear, she gets them done before every court appearance. She's so… inappropriate. Photos courtesy of Fame.

Justin Theroux is “manly & protective” of Jennifer Aniston, eyeroll Posted: 22 Jul 2011 06:40 AM PDT Before I get into what is making me eye-roll this morning, I just thought we'd start with one of the funnier "body language" assessments I've seen in a while. This comes from Hollywood Life's in-house "body language expert" Dr. Lillian Glass - because you can totally get a PhD in body language! It's like that show Lie to Me, only instead of solving crimes, you just look at photos of celebrities. Anyway, Dr. Glass tells Hollywood Life that these photos of Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston, two nights ago at a London club and then again yesterday at Heathrow, are very bad news: "They are not like-minded. They are not in step with each other [at the airport] In the photos from the after party she's looking down and hiding her face. Justin is looking ahead. This is not a good match. Justin has tension in his face, and Jen has tension in her jaw. The fact that he is walking ahead and her stride is so wide to keep up isn't good either. If he was trying to protect her he'd have his arm around her, they'd be shoulder to shoulder. This doesn't foretell to anything good. There's a lot of discomfort in his hand, his hand is cupped — it means there's a lot of ambivalence." [Dr. Glass's body language assessment, via Hollywood Life] I noticed the tense, stony faces, but yesterday I just assumed that Aniston and Theroux were pissed off because the photographer was getting in their faces. And I don't believe that a sign of true love is walking in step with each other at all times. Sometimes the dude just has longer legs and walks faster, with bigger strides. It's not the end of the world. Anyway, here's the eye-roll part. Us Weekly has an interesting "report" about what Justin and Jennifer were up to in London. Remember, Us Weekly has been getting a lot of "exclusives" about Jennifer's life recently. Almost like Aniston's publicist Steven Huvane calls them up and gives them exclusives on a regular basis. Meet the family! Justin Theroux introduced girlfriend Jennifer Aniston to his documentarian cousin, Louis Theroux, in London on Wednesday night, an observer tells Us Weekly. After Aniston, 42, hit the red carpet premiere of Horrible Bosses, she and Theroux, 39, headed (hand-in-hand) to Shoreditch House, a swanky members-only club in London. According to the witness, Justin’s cousin Louis joined the pair half an hour after their arrival. “Louis obviously approved [of Jennifer],” the insider says. “It looked like they were having a great time, and they all seemed instantly at ease with each other. Justin looked proud of Jen and seemed quite manly and protective.” The trio enjoyed dinner and drinks together, and another observer told Us Aniston “was really chilled out and seemed blissfully happy.” When asked about her personal life on a Good Morning America appearance last month, the Friends star gushed: “Yes, I’m very happy… I’m extremely lucky, and I’m extremely happy.” [From Us Weekly] Manly? Protective? Wow, Justin's move to CAA is really going well, isn't it? It's like how every article about Jennifer Aniston will somehow drop in "beautiful" or "gorgeous". Justin's new team must want him to have the "manly" and "protective" vibe, so they're going to repeat those words ad nauseum. Also: Justin was "proud" of Jennifer? Why? I don't understand this. Is the bar set so low for Justin's girlfriends that the sheer fact that Jennifer didn't fart at the table or drool on Louis Theroux mean that Justin was "proud" of her? Also, here's something interesting: guess who was at the Shoreditch House when this super-protective and manly family dinner went down? Aniston's publicist. He was photographed leaving the club behind Aniston and Theroux. Meaning, he witnessed the whole event, and he's the one who is pushing this whole manly and protective crap. Sidenote: Why does Aniston bring her publicist with her on so many of her dates? Photos courtesy of Fame & PCN.

Kate Beckinsale & Rachel McAdams are bitch-fighting over Michael Sheen Posted: 22 Jul 2011 06:26 AM PDT Last week, LaineyGossip talked about the activities of Michael Sheen, his ex Kate Beckinsale, and his current squeeze, Rachel McAdams. Oh, and Kate and Michael's daughter, Lily. Michael and his girls were in Toronto, where I believe Michael and Rachel have made their home base, and where Kate brought Lily so that they could all go to the Canadian premiere of Harry Potter. To see those photos, go here. Kate and Michael have always struck me as the best kind of joint-parents. Both seem to actively spend a lot of time with Lily, and it's always seemed to me that Kate and Michael still get along pretty well in general. Didn't Kate dump him for her current husband, Len Wiseman? I believe there was some overlap. Anyway, I'm kind of surprised it took the tabloids so long to create a controversy between Michael's ex and his current, but better late than never. According to In Touch, Kate Beckinsale kind of hates Rachel McAdams: He's the king of schlub, but actor Michael Sheen, 42, has two Hollywood beauties fighting over him! Living with Kate Beckinsale, 38, from 1995 to 2003, the exes have been peacefully sharing custody of their daughter, Lily, 12, for the last eight years. But even though Kate has been married to director Len Wiseman, 38, since 2004, she's got her claws out when it comes to Michael's new love, Rachel McAdams, 32. "Rachel and Kate make a point to avoid each other, and it seems like it's Kate who's the resistant one," says an insider, though her rep denies it. Just recently, Michael brought Lily to Kate's hotel to spend the night, and Rachel was left steaming outside of the hotel! "She couldn't even go upstairs or inside with him," reveals the source. And on July 17, he left Rachel home so he could bring Lily - and Kate - to the Canadian premiere of Harry Potter. "There are opportunities where Michael could bring Rachel along, but he doesn't," says the insider. [From In Touch Weekly, print edition] Part of me thinks it's true just because Kate seems like that kind of woman - the kind of woman who "trades up" from a character actor boyfriend to a Hollywood director, then still wants her ex to be hung up on her and acts pissy to whoever he dates. But I'm going to give Kate the benefit of the doubt here - I think she and Michael just focus on being good parents to Lily, and maybe that ongoing relationship - because of their child - is rubbing Rachel the wrong way? I don't know. I don't see Rachel as the kind of person who would get pissy about it either. She and Michael seem genuinely loved up. And maybe THAT is what's pissing off Kate. That her ex found professional success and a cute, younger girlfriend after Kate dumped him. Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

Carrie Underwood orders husband Mike Fisher to stop hunting & playing with guns Posted: 22 Jul 2011 06:00 AM PDT I have my opinions about Carrie Underwood, but for the most part, those opinions aren't based on anything other than how she seems, in general. To me, she seems rather snotty and bitchy, especially when the first Carrie story I always think about is this one, where Carrie was kind of mean to Leighton Meester. I know some of y'all like her, and CB seems to have some (begrudging) respect for her and the way she conducts herself. Anyway, Carrie is married to hockey player Mike Fisher (making her Carrie Fisher!), and they recently decided to make their home in Tennessee, after it was widely reported that Carrie had no interest in living in Canada, where Mike played for the Ottawa Senators. He got traded, and Carrie gets to make their home in Tennessee, just like she wanted. So, what does Carrie want now? She wants Mike to stop hunting. She wants to take away his guns! Carrie Underwood has banned husband Mike Fisher from his favorite pastime - hunting! Carrie, a vegan, laid down the law after finding a box of guns and traps at Mike's home in Canada, sources say. "Carrie hit the roof when she found Mike's hunting gear," a source told the Enquirer. "She knew Mike has hunted everything, even grizzly bears, but she thought he's given it all up when they got married. Carrie loves animals, doesn't eat them and is dead against harming them for fun." To appease his wife, Mike vowed to quit hunting and squirreled his gear away, said the source. The hunting ban is another win for Carrie - sources say she pressured Mike to move from Canada to Tennessee to save their marriage - and he demanded that the Ottawa Senators trade him to the Nashville Predators. Their marriage had been on thin ice last year, when Carrie reneged on a promise to move to Canada with Mike. The couple ended up buying 354 acres in rural Williamson County, Tennessee, where they are building a home. "Carrie and Mike are creating their dream home in Nashville, and she doesn't want any hunting gear there. It's going to be a warm, safe love nest where they can start a family." [From The Enquirer, print edition] If Mike wanted to put up a fight, it would get ugly. Like, the NRA would declare Carrie Underwood their public enemy number one and she would be derided and rejected by a good chunk of her pro-gun, pro-hunting, country-music-loving fan base. It would get Dixie Chicks-level bad. Thankfully for Carrie, it doesn't seem like Mike is putting up much of a fight, which makes me wonder if he was even much of a hunter. Men who hunt all of their lives, who see it as a tradition passed on from father to son, they wouldn't give up hunting so easily. Photos courtesy of WENN.

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