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- Cockblocked By War: A Review of ‘Captain America: The First Avenger’
- The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.22.11
- Peter Dinklage Went To Comic-Con
- Eddie Cibrian Left This For LeAnn Rimes
- Minka Kelly’s Got a Gun On a Horse Now
- Leelee Sobieski is Hot? Wait, What?
- Rihanna is Fancy and Other News
- Paris Hilton Was ‘Ambushed’ By ABC
| Cockblocked By War: A Review of ‘Captain America: The First Avenger’ Posted: 22 Jul 2011 10:46 PM PDT    “Oh, so now you’re accusing me of stealing your topless scenes. Where do you get off?” Gabe from Videogum wrote a pitch-perfect opening for his review of X-Men: First Class that now, even more than it did for that movie, says exactly how I felt about Captain America after the credits rolled which I sat entirely Read More ... |
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.22.11 Posted: 22 Jul 2011 10:45 AM PDT    “Your questions can’t rape me if I can’t hear them! Lalalalalalalalalala…” If you haven’t noticed by now, the posts have been flying up faster than usual today, and that’s because Photo Boy and I are cutting out exactly now to catch Captain America (Review later tonight.), so keeping with the nerdery, here’s Friday’s The Crap We Read More ... |
| Peter Dinklage Went To Comic-Con Posted: 22 Jul 2011 10:00 AM PDT    True story: Not even an hour before this photo was taken, this woman’s mom, husband and cat died at the exact moment she found out she has breast cancer. That’s how much joy these people bring. That’s how much joy. Photos: Getty, Splash News Read More ... |
| Eddie Cibrian Left This For LeAnn Rimes Posted: 22 Jul 2011 09:00 AM PDT    In 2009, Eddie Cibrian filmed a made-for-TV movie with a then-married LeAnn Rimes and decided she’d be pretty awesome to have sex with and talk into getting the same pair of implants as his wife who he was very much still married to along with being the father of their children. This is that wife. Read More ... |
| Minka Kelly’s Got a Gun On a Horse Now Posted: 22 Jul 2011 08:15 AM PDT    Yesterday, we posted a tight-panted Minka Kelly firing a gun from the back of a truck which is really about as American it gets, so here she is still wearing those stretchy pants, only this time on a horse because apparently the new Charlie’s Angels is going to be a titty-bouncing tour-de-force of ridiculous chase Read More ... |
| Leelee Sobieski is Hot? Wait, What? Posted: 22 Jul 2011 07:31 AM PDT    Does anyone know exactly when Leelee Sobieski started looking like this? Because I don’t remember getting that memo. In fact, I don’t have any memos. Just a bunch of doodles of me carrying Peter Dinklage in a Baby Bjorn. What the hell kind of business am I running here? (Please say chocolate factory.) Photos: Fame Read More ... |
| Rihanna is Fancy and Other News Posted: 22 Jul 2011 07:30 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Jason Sudeikis is making a movie about an orgy. - Which won’t be nearly as funny as this clip of JLo literally smelling the flight attendant on Marc Anthony’s breath. - Robert Pattinson’s new haricut is awesome? - Holly Madison vs. Fergie: Plays with old wrinkled nuts vs. has Read More ... |
| Paris Hilton Was ‘Ambushed’ By ABC Posted: 22 Jul 2011 06:41 AM PDT    “Oh my god, you totally made me ambush! (Am I using that right?)” After her highly-publicized walk off during an interview with ABC News, Paris Hilton is now claiming she was “ambushed” and only invited the camera crew into her house to talk about her stalker that was recently arrested because people give a shit about Read More ... |
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