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- Hot Girl & Guy Friday: Some dong & biscuit variety for the sultry summer
- Rumer Willis and Zac Efron are heating up, he’s even met the parents
- Peaches Geldof looks super-skinny all of a sudden: what happened?
- Rihanna finally gives up the Kool-Aid hair, disrespects Britney & Adele?
- Madonna fanatically measures her cellulite & rages at people who mock her
- Kate Bosworth is obvious, photographed with “mystery man” after Skarsgard split
- Did Brad Pitt bully Jonah Hill into his dramatic weight loss?
- Soulja Boy buys $35 million private jet and puts $20 million worth of work into it
- Lady Gaga’s latest LA look: almost pretty, or still a coke-faced tragedy?
- Jason Momoa wants you to touch his 6′4″, 230 lb, all-throbbing-muscle body
| Hot Girl & Guy Friday: Some dong & biscuit variety for the sultry summer Posted: 29 Jul 2011 08:41 AM PDT
Paul Bettany and Jennifer Connelly. I think Jennifer and Paul are maybe the sexiest actor-couple right now. Yeah, you could make the argument for Angelina and Brad, or Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz, but for my money, Paul and Jennifer are perfect, because they are both my type - she’s a tough, smart brunette beauty, and he’s a ginger and an Englishman. The photo of Jennifer in the black bra… yeah, that’s why Paul is a lucky bastard. And the way he looks at her, the way his arm is always out for her to take… that’s why she’s a lucky bitch. I want them both. Oh, and just prepare yourselves, because there’s a lot of love for gingers in this list.
Julianne Moore. GINGER FIRE. And Julianne was born with it. She’s aging so beautifully, and she’s not messing with her face and I just love her, okay? She’s so sexy to me, but beyond my attraction to her, I just simply LIKE her.
Rufus Sewell. I’ve always liked him because he seems rather smarmy, and he’s got an accent, and that’s basically all I need, but for the past two weeks, PBS Masterpiece Mystery has been airing Zen, where Rufus plays a cop in Rome. It’s a really good show, and Rufus wanders around Rome like he just stepped out La Dolce Vida, wearing smart Armani suits and being all ethical and smart and sexy. I love him now.
Emily Deschanel. It’s not even about Emily’s body for me, although she does have a lovely figure (she’s one of the few women on television who seems to gain weight as her show - Bones - goes season to season). It’s about her beautiful, impossible, incredible face! I love her face. She’s like the television version of Angelina Jolie, as far as beauty goes. All of those features together should be very strange, but they all somehow work to make a strikingly beautiful woman.
Christina Hendricks. GINGER FIRE. Also: BOOB FIRE. Christina may have hit-or-miss styles, but can we all agree that the rack is incredible? And the ginger is quite something too. With all of the boobage and the ginge, you know what goes unnoticed and unremarked on? Christina has a sexy voice. It’s girly and feminine and sexy without her doing a Paris Hilton-like “sexy baby” voice.
Sam Rockwell. He’s not traditionally “handsome”. But I love him. He reminds me of my dog, honestly, and I adore my dog. They both have sweet eyes and they seem eager to please. I didn’t mean anything gross about my dog, okay? I’m not having sex with my dog. But I’d like to do something doggy-style with Sam.
Kelly Brook. Perfect hourglass figure. Perfect proportions. Sigh… I want. That’s all I’ve got. I still can’t decide whether I’d rather have her body in place of mine, or whether I’d like to just spend the night with her.
Paula Malcomson (By CB) I’ve been watching Deadwood on HBO Go, and damned if there aren’t so many attractive people in that show. Paula plays Trixie, and she’s feisty and so lovely to watch. She’ll lift up her skirt just as soon as she’ll shoot you. Like Kaiser I love the gingers. Paula is Irish, and she’s also been on Lost and Sons of Anarchy. She’s about to make her big screen debut as Katniss’ mom in The Hunger Games. I was so excited to read that today and I can’t wait to see her.
John Hawkes (By CB) Hawkes plays Sol Star on Deadwood and I adore his character’s matter-of-fact demeanor and the straight way he plays him. I know he’s not traditionally hot, but there’s something so attractive about his piercing blue eyes and floppy hair. He’s an incredible actor too. Hawkes was nominated for an academy award for best supporting actor last year for Winter’s Bone.
Deborah Ann Woll (By CB) Here’s another ginger, the gorgeous 25 year-old actress who plays Jessica Hamby on True Blood. She’s so strikingly pretty and she could easily be vamping it up on the red carpet, but she plays it safe in comparatively conservative dresses. Her boyfriend, E.J. Scott, is legally blind and she advocates for awareness of his condition, a degenerative eye disorder called choroideremia. I also was able to find out that she dyes her hair that gorgeous red color at home. She just seems so lovely and down to earth.
Nelsan Ellis (By CB) A lot of people have the mistaken belief that this Ellis is gay, since he so convincingly plays flamboyant character Lafayette on True Blood. He has a longterm female partner though and a son. Whichever way he swings, you cannot deny that Ellis is the sex.
Asia Argento (by Bedhead) Not only is this Italian woman blindingly gorgeous, but she can wear the hell out of almost any dress on the red carpet. Furthermore, Asia’s also made a huge splash with her acting career and managed to step out of her father’s shadow in her own right. She’s also kooky as hell and has a real sense of humor about herself, so it’s easy to imagine hanging out with her, having a few drinks, and well, you know…
Alyssa Milano (by Bedhead) I’ve had a girl crush on this one since she graced the pages of Tiger Beat and Bop magazine on a monthly basis. Somehow, Alyssa managed to shed the “child star” curse and graduate into full-fledged adult actress. Of course, she’s always best on the small screen where one can appreciate her in the privacy of one’s own living room.
Trent Reznor (by Bedhead) Sigh, what can I say about this guy? For starters, he’s the master of angst and as sullen as they come, but Reznor’s devoted legion of fans will never desert him. Even though he’s worked through most of his anger, he can still deliver just as much in concert as when he was previously coked up to the gills. Score one for sobriety, and (NSFW link) God Save The Keyboards.
Melanie Laurent (by Bedhead) Thank goodness for Quentin Tarantino, who unearthed this little French treasure for all of us yanks to enjoy as well. Melanie can convey such intensity with her performances, but I find her most captivating when she tosses back her head in laughter on the red carpet. Such joie de vivre, no?
Eva Green (by Bedhead) She’s positively gorgeous without a doubt, but a lot of what I love about this woman has to do with her attitude. Eva is so smoky, sultry and just plain bloody weird. I’d even go so far to wager that she’d be fantastic in bed; yet the truth of the matter is that, in person, she’d probably freak me out so much that I’d run like hell.
Amy Smart (by Bedhead) I’ve always found Amy to be positively adorable, and she’s a perfectly competent actress. It’s too bad that she gets stuck in a lot of trash, whether it’s straight-to-DVD or otherwise. Perhaps she’ll finally get that big mainstream break one day, or maybe I’ll just stay content to watch her under the radar.
Guy Ritchie (by Bedhead) Fortunately, he’s no longer known as Mr. Madonna, and he was always too good for her anyway. Ah yes, I adore a bloke with a lovely English accent and especially one who makes movies featuring characters with fetching Cockney accents. Quite simply, Ritchie’s an Anglophile’s wet dream come true.
Tilda Swinton. (By Kaiser) She’s not really a girl or a guy, honestly, but we can’t really have a “Hot Alien Friday” can we? She’s a mixture of David Bowie, a cat, and a Rolls Royce, all mixed up in some kind of alien hybrid and we can just enjoy her for what she is: strange and beautiful and our Alien Dessert of the week. And Perfect.
Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN, domestic & international editions of Vogue, Elle, Vanity Fair, GQ, Details, Esquire, Entertainment Weekly, Google Images. |
| Rumer Willis and Zac Efron are heating up, he’s even met the parents Posted: 29 Jul 2011 08:36 AM PDT
Strange couplings (like Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn) have certainly been in vogue in Hollywood this year, but my mouth is slightly agape at the notion that Rumer Willis has been quietly dating Zac Efron for an indeterminate period of time. Yes, I know rumors have circulated since January of this year, but so far, there aren’t any photos of these two crazy kids together at all. Still, In Touch reports that the relationship has grown serious enough that Zac’s even “met the parents,” but they’re actually just talking about Demi:
[From In Touch, print edition, August 8, 2011] Zac does like the ladies, right? He dated Vanessa Hudgens for years while they worked together filming and touring for their “High School Musical” trilogy of whitewashed Disney goodness. Maybe he really digs girls with boob jobs and tragic 90s style. Although I’m sort of scratching my head over what Rumer would see in Zac, but she does seem to like those trendy “it boys” like Chord Overstreet. Still, Zac is no longer an “it boy,” and I’m still not buying this relationship. After all, Zac was photographed doing this with Ashley Tisdale on July 2 of this year:
Photos courtesy of WENN and Fame    |
| Peaches Geldof looks super-skinny all of a sudden: what happened? Posted: 29 Jul 2011 08:32 AM PDT
I saw these photos early this morning, and I thought to myself, "Wow, Peaches Geldof has lost a lot of weight. It must be heroin/cocaine/meth/whatever she can get her hands on." Peaches does look drastically slim, right? I haven't even been paying attention to her lately, so maybe that's why I didn't notice…? Or she just lost a lot of weight really fast because of ~~ you know. Before all of you start squawking "WHO??!?" at me, STOP. Peaches is basically just famous for being the daughter of the late tabloid catastrophe Paula Yates and Sir Bob Geldof (friends with Bono). She also dated Eli Roth for… less than a year, but it was a year full of sketchiness and Eli acting like a dumbass. Oh, and Peaches also had a heroin scandal with a random dude who told the world everything about their sketchy, drug-fueled night of passion. Anyway, I'm just bringing this up because the first line of The Mail's article about Peaches's weight loss made me LMAO: "She’s always been a role model for those young women who are proud of their curves." She really hasn't, Daily Mail. Also: Peaches is defending her weight loss on Twitter. She tweeted, "To those telling me I look skinny and to eat something, I can assure you I’ve just cut out eating crap. I still eat like a horse, guys!" Now Magazine says that Peaches is doing the drastic weight loss thing because of her (Eli-Roth-look-alike) boyfriend, Thomas Cohen: "Peaches says it really is true love this time, so she’s decided to turn her life around. She wants to avoid being in the papers for the wrong reasons, so she’s stopped the wild partying and has been working out like crazy and eating healthily."
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Rihanna finally gives up the Kool-Aid hair, disrespects Britney & Adele? Posted: 29 Jul 2011 07:56 AM PDT
Is this international "Bitch Got A New Wig" Day and no one told me? While I think Gaga is All-Wig at this point, I've always had my doubts about Rihanna. I suspect that she does wigs and weaves at various times, but I also think she actually dyed her natural hair to that God-awful Kool-Air red-pink shade, and then she kept it like that for more than a year. So what is going on with her hair in these photos (from last night in Beverly Hills)? Is this a new wig, or did Rihanna dye her hair back to a color found in nature? Whatever is happening, though, Rihanna looks good. I really like the idea of this outfit too - great booty shorts, cute top and boots. But I took a closer look at the boots, though, and they are not so cute in closeup. They look like a peep-toe torture device designed to amputate your big toe. Go ahead and yell at me, those things are hideous. Peep-toe boots are so dumb.
Also: Rihanna is in some trouble right now because during the course of a recent interview, she named the five women she thought were dominating pop music right now, and she failed to name Britney Spears. And ADELE. Ugh. Rihanna said:
[From Glamour via Billboard] Does anyone else get the feeling that Rihanna, Gaga, Beyonce and Katy Perry are supremely threatened by someone like Adele, someone who doesn't rely on a garbage pail of neon-candy imagery and immature "sex appeal" to sell music? I'm really getting the feeling that pop stars with little to no natural talent really dislike Adele.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Madonna fanatically measures her cellulite & rages at people who mock her Posted: 29 Jul 2011 07:40 AM PDT
What does Madonna love more than anything else? She loves herself, for sure, but I think "money" and "gristly-body obsession-fanaticism" is right up there with self-love. So it was love at first sight when Madge met Tracy Anderson, the fraud "trainer" who made Madonna into the piece of gristle she is today. A few years ago, Madonna and Tracy split up, and I always assumed the whole thing was over money. Tracy wanted to open gyms and trade on her association with Madonna, and Madge balked. Now Tracy is in business with Gwyneth Paltrow, who coincidentally is no longer BFFs with Madge. Anyway, this Star Mag story is kind of a blast from the past, but I want to buy it just because this completely comports with the image I have of Madonna: a 50-something woman terrified of aging, who will pay any amount of money to look younger, who will fly into a rage at the mere mention of cellulite.
[From Star Magazine, print edition] Don't you want to think of Madonna like this? Obsessively measuring her cellulite in her completely mirrored room, agonizing over the measurements for hours and then finally rage-calling Tracy to vent? That is totally how I picture her. Re: the "young male companions" - does anyone else get the feeling that Madge isn't even having sex with these young guys? I got that feeling when she was with Jesus Luz, and now that she's doing the on-again-whatever with Brahim, I just think Madge is like Hugh Hefner at this point. She keeps all of the young, fresh meat around her to make herself feel better, like she's young again, and so she can have something pretty to look at.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame. |
| Kate Bosworth is obvious, photographed with “mystery man” after Skarsgard split Posted: 29 Jul 2011 07:19 AM PDT
Here are some new photos of Kate Bosworth having dinner with a "mystery man" at the Chateau Marmont last night. Because the Marmont is so private, and because there weren't twenty-million paparazzi waiting outside because Lady Gaga is in town and staying there. Because The Bos and Alex Skarsgard just announced their split this week and maybe The Bos wants to look like she's "moving on" with a "mystery man". As for the mystery dude, he looks somewhat familiar to me, but I haven't been able to place him. I feel like I've seen him in other photos of celebrities, like he's a professional (gay?) BFF. He's giving me a Benjamin Millepied vibe. Right? So, it's clear then: The Bos is moving on, she wants to be seen with other guys. Also: CB really likes The Bos's outfit here. The dress is pretty, sure, but I swear that The Bos has lost even more weight since the last time I saw her. It's just… ugh. As for the Skarsgard-Bosworth split (because that what this is really about), LaineyGossip's source says that Skarsgard told Bosworth that "he was done and she tried to accept that and still can't." As opposed to the Us Weekly version, which was basically that the split was "mutual." Oh, and People Magazine even called Skars and Bos out, saying that the split happened "a while ago." Oh, and if you want to see photos of the brunette chick that Alex went home with during Comic-Con, go here to Lainey. The girl has great skin.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News. |
| Did Brad Pitt bully Jonah Hill into his dramatic weight loss? Posted: 29 Jul 2011 07:08 AM PDT
We thought about covering Jonah Hill's dramatic weight loss, but in the end, we didn't do it because meh. I don't dislike the guy or anything, and I'm actually happy for him because he really stuck with a weight loss program, and it's really working for him. But at the end of the day, what can really be said about it? He was overweight and he's getting healthier and good for him. Anyway, Star Magazine has a crazy story about Jonah's decision to lose weight, and how his Moneyball costar Brad Pitt helped instigate the whole thing. By mocking him and calling him "Fat Man". Yeah… not so clever, Brad. Maybe Brad and Gwyneth secretly have conversations about how much they hate fat people?
[From Star Magazine, print edition] Is it possible that Brad has more in common with his fat-hating ex-girlfriend Gwyneth then we ever knew? Or does the whole "Fat Man" thing fall into the "guy code" stuff where dudes mock other dudes for various physical stuff and it's all good between bros? Also: is it possible that Brad has that kind of spare time to devote to Jonah's weight loss regimen? Maybe, eh and NO. Anyway, just FYI, Jonah's people denied the story to Gossip Cop, and Hill is on record talking about how he just decided one day to try to be healthier. So… Brad probably had nothing to do with it. At all. But now I can't get it out of my head that Brad is a Goop-style fat-hater and perhaps that's why Angelina is always so tiny. Ugh.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame. |
| Soulja Boy buys $35 million private jet and puts $20 million worth of work into it Posted: 29 Jul 2011 07:03 AM PDT
[From TMZ] Someone on TMZ posted a link to this site that claims Soulja Boy’s net worth is estimated at around $5.7 million, which would be awesome if he actually lived within his very considerable means. So he had one hit single four years ago and now he’s borrowing around $50 million to build a custom jet. It’s not like he has any talent to back it up. Ice-T even called Soulja Boy’s Superman song “garbage.” Maybe Soulja made a little money from his tour this year, but I doubt it was even enough to pay for 1/4th of that jet.
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| Lady Gaga’s latest LA look: almost pretty, or still a coke-faced tragedy? Posted: 29 Jul 2011 06:52 AM PDT
Bitch got a new wig. This is one of the better ones I've seen on Lady Gaga too. Doesn't she look almost… pretty? I mean, she's got a worse case of cokeface than Linnocent at this point, but I always forget that Gaga is rather attractive when she takes away most of the crap she usually covers herself in. Anyway, these are new pics of Lady Gaga last night, outside of the Marmont and then performing on Jimmy Kimmel - those are the photos with the PANTS. She performed two songs on Kimmel, and I guess she's doing all of this stuff to promote her new book? Something. Oh, and it was just announced that Gaga is the subject of yet another book - this time a coffee-table photo book. Apparently, Ol' Pervert Terry Richardson photographed Lady Gaga… for 10 months. That must have been an adventure.
[From Fashionista] Terry and Gaga… it makes some kind of sense. I'd rather he photograph people like Gaga than… Lea Michele. Also: BOOBS. What's up with Gaga's boobs? She wasn't always this… booby.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame. |
| Jason Momoa wants you to touch his 6′4″, 230 lb, all-throbbing-muscle body Posted: 29 Jul 2011 06:14 AM PDT
Maybe I'm just using this new interview with Jason Momoa as an excuse to use a lot of photos of him looking sexy. Perhaps. Or maybe I find his words fascinating, because I imagine him whispering all of this in my ear before we go up to the hotel room for sexy times. Whatever you want to think is fine with me. Anyway, Jason was at Comic-Con, I think for both Game of Thrones and Conan the Barbarian. Unfortunately, there aren't a ton of photos of Jason from Comic-Con, so I'm making do with what I've got access to. I think this interview was conducted at Comic-Con, and it's all Jason talking about his amazing body:
[From People] Jesus, he's big. He's 6′4″! And he's all muscle too, just one big, thick, gigantic, throbbing muscle. I need to stop. I won't be able to concentrate all day, thinking about Jason and how he's throbbing. GAH. So just consider this the early-morning Hot Guy Friday, y'all. You are welcome.
Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN. |
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