Tuesday, July 26, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.26.11

Posted: 26 Jul 2011 02:00 PM PDT

   
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by the letter “B” for Bar Refaeli still wearing Bikinis: Nick Lachey might actually be smarter than we give him credit for, Angelina Jolie smells children, foreign children and Denise Richards receives another psychic transmission from Charlie Sheen. “Whoops, wrong mind-meld. But while I gotcha, Read More ...

Brad Pitt’s Wax Statue Isn’t Creepy At All

Posted: 26 Jul 2011 01:10 PM PDT

   
A freakishly lifelike wax statue of Brad Pitt was unveiled in Paris today at the Musee Grevin which I’ll assume is French for “Jennifer Aniston, please heist our shit.” And I use the phrase freakishly lifelike not so much as a compliment to the artist, but as a testament to how much Angelina Jolie and Read More ...

Leighton Meester Beat Her Mom With a Bottle, If You Believe An Ex-Con

Posted: 26 Jul 2011 12:41 PM PDT

   
Before we get into the various lawsuits Leighton Meester and her mom Constance are firing back and forth at each other, just a little background: When Constance was pregnant with Leighton, she was in prison for working with a drug ring to smuggle dope into the United States from Jamaica, and birthed Leighton in a Read More ...

Everyone On ‘It’s Always Sunny’ Knocked Up Their Wife

Posted: 26 Jul 2011 12:40 PM PDT

   
Glenn Howerton (Dennis) and Charlie Day (Charlie) of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia both managed to inseminate their wives at the same time because you know how chicks menstruate together? Well, guys don’t do the same thing with pregnancy, so get that idea out of your head. People reports: Howerton, 35, who plays Dennis, and wife Read More ...

Justin Bieber and His Dad Got Matching Jesus Tattoos

Posted: 26 Jul 2011 10:16 AM PDT

   
“If wine squirts out, I’m so sorry!” I’m not exactly sure when it happened, but at some point stereotypically white Christian guys decided to start getting tattoos despite Leviticus 19:28 explicitly saying, “Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the Lord.” But in their defense, the parts Read More ...

Adriana Lima in a Bikini and Other News

Posted: 26 Jul 2011 10:15 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Kristen Stewart will NOT be a transsexual inmate in her mom’s directorial debut. - Mariah Carey is still hilariously insane. Oh, good. - Kate Middleton’s wedding dress display got blasted by Queen Elizabeth. - Finally, someone has captured L. Frank Baum’s true vision. - While Sara Jean Underwood Read More ...

Kim Kardashian Wants Attention For Her Psoriasis Now

Posted: 26 Jul 2011 10:14 AM PDT

   
Every once in a while, the tabloid world likes to get lazy and pretend things that happen on reality shows are newsworthy events happening right before our very eyes. Which explains why you couldn’t look anywhere this morning without seeing a blaring headline about Kim Kardashian revealing she has psoriasis even though I just assume Read More ...

Cameron Diaz Still Has Insane Man Arms

Posted: 26 Jul 2011 07:57 AM PDT

   
“Wow, those are testicles!” – That guy. In the orange. Sorry, should’ve been more specific. If you found yourself wondering, “Gee, does Cameron Diaz still have freakish, almost Madonna-esque guns causing grown men to do a double take of fear?” the answer is yes. Yes, she does. And to demonstrate just how strong they are, I Read More ...

Jesse James & Kat Von D Broke Up

Posted: 26 Jul 2011 07:18 AM PDT

   
Apparently it’s Shit Everyone Saw Coming a Mile Away Week because now Jesse James and Kat Von D have finally realized getting married is a monumentally stupid decision which is impressive for two people who consciously dress like they star in an off-Broadway production of Douchebag Bonnie & Clyde. E! News reports: Kat broke the news Read More ...
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