Saturday, July 23, 2011

Cele|bitchy

Cele|bitchy


“Leelee Sobeiski has a surprisingly cute figure” links

Posted: 22 Jul 2011 11:22 AM PDT

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Leelee Sobieski has a bangin' body. [The Blemish]
I love Lainey's Justin Timberlake rant. It's so apt! Also, the new trailer for that movie he did with Amanda Seyfried. [LaineyGossip]
Angelina takes the kids to the movies. Knox is ridiculous! [Dlisted]
She's obsessed with Ralph Fiennes ! Me too! YAY! [Go Fug Yourself]
That hack Jason Sudeikis has a new movie about an orgy. [Gawker]
Review of Captain America: meh, not bad, not really challenging. [Pajiba]
More pics of my favorite baby, Flynn Kerr-Bloom. [Pop Sugar]
Review of the Smurf movie. [CDAN]
Shia LaBeouf looks like a hairy little person. [Evil Beet]
There's going to be a Persian version of The Jersey Shore. [The Frisky]
Tyra Banks is crazy. [Yeeeah]
Justin Bieber is paying for Selena Gomez's extra security. Aw. [Celebslam]
Jessica Alba is due very soon. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Dr. Who's Matt Smith. Naked. [OMG Blog]
Is Pippa Middleton getting paid by Nike & New Balance for product placement while she jogs? [Moe Jackson]
Alex Skarsgard & Ryan Kwanten look really cute here. [A Socialite Life]
Chris Brown tweets about how his neighbors think he's a douche. [Jezebel]

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Ryan Gosling looks crazy-hot in the amazing trailer for ‘Drive’

Posted: 22 Jul 2011 10:50 AM PDT

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Oh. My. God. I cannot believe how amazing Ryan Gosling's new film looks. Previously, I had seen some clips of Drive which came out when the film premiered at the Cannes Film Festival. Now I think the film is going to be promoted at Comic-Con, and they've just released the Red Band trailer. It looks SO GOOD. Here you go:

I mean… when he pushes Carey Mulligan against the wall of the elevator and kisses her. When he's threatening Christina Hendricks. When he's being all badass behind the wheel. When he's about to HAMMER a bullet into someone skull. Yes. Dear God, yes. My goodness. *fans biscuits*

You know what I really think? I think this could Ryan's big chance to try and succeed to become the most versatile leading man of his generation. We already know he can do straight drama. We know he can do romance, we know he can do thriller. With Crazy, Stupid, Love, he's doing romantic-comedy. And now with Drive, he's doing action-drama. While Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhaal seem to be failing, career-wise, to find a fan base, the Gosdong is just quietly making some really, really great career choices.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

Duchess Kate & the Queen view Kate’s “creepy” wedding dress exhibit

Posted: 22 Jul 2011 10:02 AM PDT

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Waity and the Queen! ZOMG! WAITY AND THE QUEEN. I'm so excited, I can't even make fun of this. I was going to start in about the Queen's look of befuddlement ("Who is this tragically slender girl, and why is she speaking in my presence?"), but really, the Queen and Duchess Kate look kind of cute together. The Queen and Duchess Catherine (otherwise known as Liz n' Waity) officially viewed Kate's wedding dress, which went on display in Buckingham Palace today and is expected to draw tens of thousands of visitors while on its limited 10-week display.

Did you know that Kate's Sarah Burton (for McQueen) wedding gown cost $400,000 to make? Jay-sus. The dress exhibit includes both the Queen's Cartier "Halo" tiara (which she lent Kate for the wedding) and Kate's wedding shoes - Waity wears a size 6 8 (?) shoe (in American sizing). Supposedly, everyone is already talking about how absolutely tiny the dress is, specifically how incredibly little Kate's waist was on her wedding day, and continues to be now. To read more about the dress and the exhibit, go here.

My favorite part? According to sources, the Queen described the exhibit as "CREEPY". LOL.

Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II has reportedly described as “creepy” a new exhibition featuring the wedding dress worn by the former Kate Middleton when she married Prince William in April.

The Alexander McQueen dress is being exhibited on a headless mannequin in the ballroom at Buckingham Palace, with the tiara and veil that the now Duchess of Cambridge wore, suspended above it.

During a private tour with her new granddaughter-in-law before the exhibition opens to the public on Saturday, the queen was heard to say “horrible” and “horrid” as she stood in front of the dress.

“It’s made to look very creepy,” said the monarch, while Catherine responded that it had a “3D effect”, according to a reporter from Britain’s Press Association news agency who was there.

A Buckingham Palace spokesman said: “This was part of a private conversation between the Queen and the Duchess of Cambridge and we do not comment on private conversations”.

The dress, designed by Sarah Burton at Alexander McQueen, is made of ivory and white satin-gazar (stiffened organza) and will be on display as part of the summer exhibition at the palace, which runs until October 3.

Hundreds of thousands of visitors are expected to flock to see the gown following huge interest in the April 29 wedding at Westminster Abbey, which was watched by an estimated two billion people worldwide.

[From France 24]

The Queen is not amused by the general macabre spookiness of viewing a wedding dress. We (the royal "we") think that is horrid, horrible, and absolutely tragic! I love that the Queen was pissed off by the way the dress was being displayed. You know she "had words" with somebody. OFF TO THE TOWER.

Is this the first time the Queen and Kate have ever been (relatively) alone with each other? I get the feeling that it is, and that every other time Kate has been around the Queen, William is there too.

UPDATE: Another fun bit with the Queen. She and Kate were walking through the state rooms of Buckingham Palace and the Queen was overheard saying, “You’ve seen this already, so… you don’t really want to see it again, do you?” Royal translation: “You’re boring the piss out of me, my feet hurt and I’d really rather spend time with the corgis than you.”

UPDATE: Damn, you bitches are going crazy about her shoe size. I got the “size 6″ figure from this source. They might be wrong - apparently, the shoes are stamped 5 1/2 in European sizes. What is that in American sizing?

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Photos courtesy of Fame.

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