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- Gallery: The Most Fitting Sabotaged iPhone Self-Portraits
- Orlando Bloom’s ‘Three Musketeers’ Character Is a Little Less Cool Now
- Space Relations: How to Deal with Different Schedules
- Social Media Makes This Thriller Even Scarier
- Danielle Staub Analyzes ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Season 3 Episode 10
- Breakfast at Tiffany’s is Still a Great New York City Pastime
- Become Our Facebook Fan, Enter To Win Two Tickets To See ‘Hair’ On Broadway
- How Neil Patrick Harris Is Right (And Wrong) About Fixing ‘Real Housewives of New York’
- Video: Harry Potter, Re-Cut As A Teen Romantic Comedy
- Did A Pregnant Angelina Pivarnick Get Tattooed on ‘NY Ink’?
| Gallery: The Most Fitting Sabotaged iPhone Self-Portraits Posted: 26 Jul 2011 11:15 AM PDT
Hey you — yeah, you, the girl posting photos taken in the mirror with your iPhone. Beware how public you make your “candid” Facebook self-portraits, because Slacktory may choose you to add to their hall of fame, where they Photoshop in a NSFW accessory like a douche or a dead baby. Now that we’ve given you fair warning, laugh at the people who were unable to avoid this embarrassing fate — especially because the objects that Slacktory has chosen are so wrong they’re just right for the people who snapped the photos. [Slacktory via The Frisky] Related posts: Post from: Crushable Gallery: The Most Fitting Sabotaged iPhone Self-Portraits |
| Orlando Bloom’s ‘Three Musketeers’ Character Is a Little Less Cool Now Posted: 26 Jul 2011 10:43 AM PDT
This is going to sound really silly, but for about two weeks I was convinced that Orlando Bloom‘s character in The Three Musketeers was pretentious and kind of a fop, all because of a piece of jewelry. You see, on the main poster for the movie, it looks like the Duke of Buckingham is wearing a charm on his mustache — you know, like the kind of weird trinkets Johnny Depp used to collect for his Jack Sparrow persona. I was actually excited at this weird costuming piece: I thought it represented how over-the-top and decadent the movie looks. But alas, it was a trick of angles, and it turns out the charm is actually just a normal earring. You can see it more clearly in this international poster:
But wait… Could it be? An overblown pouf? Eye makeup? A metallic outfit reminiscent of Lady Gaga‘s “Poker Face” video? Maybe Orlando Bloom plays a weirdly stylish tool after all! Related posts: Post from: Crushable Orlando Bloom’s ‘Three Musketeers’ Character Is a Little Less Cool Now |
| Space Relations: How to Deal with Different Schedules Posted: 26 Jul 2011 10:25 AM PDT
Because of these things, many of us stay where we are and deal with our roommates one day at a time. Some days suck, but other days it's nice to have someone to watch The Wedding Singer with for the 340th time while eating a box of macaroni and cheese. Only a couple of times in my professional roommate career (when I was the lease-holder) have I said, "I think it'd be best if you moved out." Actually, one of those times it came out more like, "You know what? Why don't you plan on making June your last month here? Pack up your shit, and GET OUT!!!" Those were good times. But the only other instance I ever asked someone to move, it was for one basic reason: Our schedules were just too different. When you're looking for a roommate, you start with high expectations. "I want to live with someone who's just like me!" you think to yourself. "Someone who loves infomercials and showering daily and paying bills and river tubing!" Then after all of your friends say they aren't interested in moving in and you get like 47 Craigslist replies from a bunch of people who aren't like you at all, you begin to lower those expectations. Eventually you might find yourself narrowing down the lot to a vegan chef who refuses to wear clothing between the hours of 7pm and 9am, a freelancer who works from home, a waitress who keeps odd hours, or a student. In fact, if you're in New York City like I am, the chances of those being your top four applicants is around 96 percent. Though I never dabbled in the world of naked vegan chefs, I have lived with the remaining three options. And let me tell you, they were all nice people who paid their bills on time and showered daily, and a couple even liked infomercials as much as I do. The problem is, they all had weird schedules that conflicted with mine, and it totally ruined any chances of us being true friends. I mean, on the surface we were friendly with each other. But deep down, I was stewing. In the end, the one I eventually asked to move out was the waitress, but admittedly it was in part because she ate all my cashews and lied about it. More importantly, though, her schedule was driving me insane. Now, let me say that I am not a huge fan of 9-5 jobs. So back when I had a 9-5 (more like 9-7:30) job, I was probably not the most pleasant person to be around at all times. But that being said, I did have a solid routine. I was very scheduled, and I always did the same things at the same times. I woke up at the same time, took a shower at the same time, left the house at the same time and got home at the same time virtually every day. My roommates who didn't have set schedules, however, did not care about these routines. If one wanted to take a shower at 7:45am when I typically got in the shower, he would. If another had the whole day off to do her Pilates workout video while I was at work but for some reason decided to start the video approximately 27 seconds before I got home, I was supposed to just shrug and go, "Eh, I guess I'll watch that movie I've been thinking about all day on my computer in my bedroom." Sure, there were ways around these things, but for the most part all they did was piss me off. Related posts: Post from: Crushable Space Relations: How to Deal with Different Schedules |
| Social Media Makes This Thriller Even Scarier Posted: 26 Jul 2011 10:09 AM PDT Remember those Choose Your Own Adventure books you used to read as a kid? If you want to take the car, turn to page 4. If you want to fly, turn to page 19. And on and on until you reach the end and go back to the beginning again to pick a new route. It was easy to do with a book – unless you read it cover to cover one day when you were bored – but would it be possible to do with a big budget Hollywood film? If you think no, then you should definitely check out Inside, presented by Intel and Toshiba. Our love of thrillers and audience participation has us riveted to this on-going saga, which is combining social media and user generated ideas with a movie from the director of Disturbia, starring Emmy Rossum and…you. Emmy plays Christina Perasso, a social media-savvy 24-year-old who's been kidnapped and trapped in a room with her laptop and an intermittent Internet connection. Her captives have her under surveillance, but have they bugged her computer too? Christina needs the help of her friends, family and you to find a way out. And, as you watch the drama unfold on YouTube, Christina is sending live updates to her Facebook page. You can also get updates about when the next installment in the film will be released by following The Inside Experience on Twitter and Facebook. This post was sponsored by Viewable Media. Post from: Crushable Social Media Makes This Thriller Even Scarier |
| Danielle Staub Analyzes ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Season 3 Episode 10 Posted: 26 Jul 2011 10:05 AM PDT
On this week’s episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey, we were treated to the aftermath of what happened in the previous week’s episode. Last week, we saw pot-stirrer Kim G arrive at the Gorgas’ holiday party with Monica Chacon, a lawyer involved in suing the Giudices. When Teresa displayed her discomfort over Monica’s presence at the party, Joe and Melissa asked her to leave. This week, however, we saw a family that is “as thick as thieves” order another party guest out. Check out Danielle Staub’s favorite scenes from this week. Related posts: Post from: Crushable Danielle Staub Analyzes ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Season 3 Episode 10 |
| Breakfast at Tiffany’s is Still a Great New York City Pastime Posted: 26 Jul 2011 10:09 AM PDT
Lots of girls have bad habits they’re embarrassed to admit. Some involve illegal substances. Others are just gross. Mine involves a jewelry store. I’m living in New York City for the summer and there are a lot of great places that I’ve been. But my favorite would be Tiffany & Co. I won’t say that I go by there every day after work – because it's already embarrassing enough that I admittedly went to Tiffany's yesterday after work (and maybe before that) to throw myself at their beautiful, sparkling diamonds – but I have gone shopping there by myself. Is there anything more immediately delightful than the feeling of pushing through those revolving doors on 5th Avenue, with a Holly Golightly air in my step, entering the open splendor that is Tiffany & Co? Maybe. But it’s still a great feeling. Inside that shop, they don’t know that I’m an intern who can’t afford their cheapest item. When you walk through those doors, you are a potential customer and they treat you in a way that just doesn’t compare to the reception I get at the dorm each night when I get home. Everything is pristine and perfect, which makes me feel pristine and perfect, especially coming in from the hot and muggy summer weather. Yesterday, as I made my way across the floor to the elevators, I was greeted (again) by a charming, suited young man in the elevator, asking me which floor I would like to visit. I promptly directed him to take me to the second floor, and as we arrived he announced with his British accent: “Second Floor, diamonds and pearls.” I was on Cloud 9. I slowly stepped out and marveled at the sparkle I could see from the elevator. As I approached the case with the Tiffany Setting Engagement Rings, I had to contain my obvious excitement and wipe my drool off of the glass, because that is not lady-like behavior deserving of a Tiffany's Engagement Ring. Luckily, they did not notice, and I happened to make the counter crystal clear! (You're welcome Tiffany & Co.) Despite the fact that I was sans-man candy, a sales associate promptly drew near to inquire about my visit that day. Coolly, I answered: "I would very much like to look at this ring, maybe starting at the 1 Carat?" With a smile on her face, she cheerfully reached in and presented me with a 1.25 Carat Tiffany Classic Diamond Ring. I carefully slid it onto the proper finger and like a star struck thirteen year old who just saw Justin Bieber on a projector screen five miles away from where he actually was, I let out a silent gasp. Nevermind the fact that I am completely single at the moment and would be mortified if my future husband randomly found this post on the internet. The trip was about more than marriage or the prospect of marriage. Tiffany's is a widely respected and desired jewelry company and going from an unpaid intern to a successful, self-sufficient woman who can own a Tiffany's diamond would be partial proof that I had made it. Now, I'm not talking about getting a present from a family member who is already established with a career and salary. When I walk into their store and receive the dignified service that we all deserve, I can envision myself one day having the adult life I always wanted. It's the New York City dream. Of course, I didn’t let on that this ring (and everything that comes with it) is still just a figment of my imagination. I tried to act nonchalant, questioning the carat to finger size ratio and analyzing the four C's (carat, clarity, color and cut) as if I was entertaining the idea of actually owning it. I also proceeded to try on two more rings. As I reluctantly gave back the rings, Nina, my lovely sales associate, wrote down the ring information (I won't even tell you how much they were) on her pretty blue business card and said to guide "him" her way when we were ready to make a decision. Clearly, I was not going to reveal that there was no man in the picture yet – it's like watching those episodes of Say Yes to the Dress where they admit that they aren't even engaged yet and they're trying on wedding dresses. It's just not something you admit to the consultants! Finally, I made it out alive and with my expectations that much higher. Okay, so some of you may be thinking, "wow this girl is a crazy, materialistic bitch," but I really hope you're not, because that's just mean. I don’t actually think that getting an engagement ring from Tiffany & Co. is the most important thing, and having an expensive diamond is definitely not a priority. I will be happy just to have the love of my life wanting to spend the rest of his life with me. But Tiffany’s marketing has worked. I have the little girl fantasy of one day being presented with that Little Blue Box wrapped in a white ribbon that will send my heart into spins. There are times when flashbacks of scenes from Breakfast at Tiffany's flood my mind, and I just as much love that scene where Paul gets a Cracker Jack ring engraved for Holly (the timeless Audrey Hepburn) in the movie. Every girl has the right to a dream. I would in no way love my fiancé less or be disappointed if there is no Little Blue Box, but since currently I don't even have a boyfriend, I am allowed to indulge myself with role-playing of an overly-happy, engaged women going into Tiffany & Co. to try on engagement rings. I just have the confidence to admit it. Related posts: Post from: Crushable Breakfast at Tiffany’s is Still a Great New York City Pastime |
| Become Our Facebook Fan, Enter To Win Two Tickets To See ‘Hair’ On Broadway Posted: 26 Jul 2011 10:05 AM PDT It rocked the Park. It won the Tony. It toured America. And now, The Public Theater's Tony Award‐winning production of Hair is back on Broadway through September 10, 2011 only. This is your chance to join the phenomenon, dance in the aisles and feel the elation of Hair! This electrifying musical about a group of young Americans searching for peace and love in a turbulent time has struck a resonant chord with audiences young and old. Hair features an extraordinary cast and dozens of unforgettable songs, including “Aquarius,” “Let the Sun Shine In,” “Good Morning, Starshine” and “Easy To Be Hard.” Can’t wait to get a ticket? We’re giving fans of Crushable on Facebook the chance to win two tickets to the show.
To enter to win, all you have to do is be a fan of Crushable on Facebook. If you're already a fan, you've been entered to win. If not, you'll have until 5 p.m. EST on Sunday, July 31, 2011 to click here and hit the "Like" button. You must be 18 or older to enter and live in the U.S. to be eligible to win. You must live in the New York City area or be able to provide your own transportation to the show; Crushable will not be providing transportation. (Full terms and conditions here.) Not on Facebook? No worries. Leave a comment below telling us why you want to see Hair on Broadway this summer. Have fun with your comments! You'll have until 5 p.m. on Sunday, July 31 to leave a comment and be entered to win. And, don't forget to use your real email address when commenting so we can reach out to you if you are picked to win. Even if you don’t win this amazing giveaway, you can still get access to discount tickets. Readers of Crushable can visit BroadwayOffers.com and enter the promo code HAALL69 to get access to discount tickets. Hair fans can also try to get discounted tickets through a pre-show lottery. Line up outside the St. James Theatre 2 hours before the show, fill out a ballot, and get the chance to purchase tickets for only $27. If you don't win, you can then purchase the best available seats for only $37. If you’re a student you can also get $37 tickets, available on the day of performance when the box office opens. And don’t forget to become a fan of Crushable on Facebook today so you can get access to more giveaways like this in the future. Post from: Crushable Become Our Facebook Fan, Enter To Win Two Tickets To See ‘Hair’ On Broadway |
| How Neil Patrick Harris Is Right (And Wrong) About Fixing ‘Real Housewives of New York’ Posted: 26 Jul 2011 09:45 AM PDT
NPH is right – but he’s also wrong. Real Housewives of New York is dead. It was awesome the first season, but as the show dragged on and the cast changed (most notably, Bethenny Frankel left) it has evolved into bad self-parody. Yet another season of Countess LuAnn lecturing everyone about manners while behaving like a boor? Yawn. Even more footage of Jill Zarin claiming she has changed for the better while continuing to behave exactly the same way? Forget it. The addition of Cindy Barshop was promising, since she was a successful businesswoman with her own company, but she was mostly a nonentity this season. It seems clear that the only way to salvage the show is to burn the house down and build a new one on the foundation. Real Housewives of New York is now a reality show about some ladies who have a reality show, and it’s boring to watch. Gone are the moments that made the earlier episodes so interesting – sure, there was conflict, but there were also moments where Bethenny and Jill bonded or where Ramona and Mario showed the sweet side of their marriage. This group has officially done all they can do on camera, and it’s time to cut them loose. At this point, most of them are just on the show to promote whatever book/wine/cookbook/shapewear/single they’re currently trying to shill, and if I wanted an infomercial there are other channels I could choose for that. That said, NPH was wrong on one point. This show is about nothing if it’s not about conflict. I agree that the proportion of drama to everything else had tipped way too far in the drama direction, but this show is centered around drama and has made its brand on it. I would much rather watch Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Teresa Giudice flip a table than watch her get a manicure or go shopping. I agree that the New York ladies were all about the drama to the point where every single conversation was just a rehash of a previous unresolved fight, but there has to be some kind of conflict on the show or this would turn into a coffee klatsch. A really boring, shallow coffee klatsch. There is a way to balance drama and actual interesting stuff, but I don’t think this cast is going to be the one to make the change. Related posts: Post from: Crushable How Neil Patrick Harris Is Right (And Wrong) About Fixing ‘Real Housewives of New York’ |
| Video: Harry Potter, Re-Cut As A Teen Romantic Comedy Posted: 26 Jul 2011 09:13 AM PDT Someone named Thewlis Rox re-cut a Harry Potter trailer to look like that of a teen romantic comedy, and I must say, the results are pretty convincing. No one has a crazy party when their parents are away, violates a pastry, or loses their virginity to someone’s mom, but it still looks like an entertaining teen flick to me. The Harry Potter movies have always had a “normal teenager” element to them; the attribution of magical powers to characters kids can identify with is what makes it such a wonderful fantasy for viewers. But you’ve never seen Harry quite like this. Too bad it’s not an actual movie. Fan fic screenplay, anyone? Related posts: Post from: Crushable Video: Harry Potter, Re-Cut As A Teen Romantic Comedy |
| Did A Pregnant Angelina Pivarnick Get Tattooed on ‘NY Ink’? Posted: 26 Jul 2011 09:40 AM PDT  Image via TLC The new show NY Ink features Miami Ink star Ami James moving to the Big Apple to open up his own tattoo shop. One of his customers is Angelina Pivarnick, former Jersey Shore cast member turned professional fameball. However, Angelina was expecting when she got inked. The episode was taped in mid-to-late May (a publicist for TLC could not give me an exact date), and she announced her pregnancy on April 27. Angelina announced today that she miscarried the pregnancy, but it’s still not entirely clear whether she was pregnant or not when she got tattooed. While many pregnant celebrities take precautions with their health and beauty (Kelly Ripa famously stopped dyeing her hair during each of her three pregnancies), the Jersey Shore crowd isn’t known for their stellar hygiene. But are there any rules and regulations about pregnant women getting tattoos? “I personally have not and will NEVER tattoo any female who is pregnant,” says Jess Versus, a tattoo artist at Twelve 28 in Brooklyn, New York. She points out that people getting tattoos at reputable establishments are asked to fill out a questionnaire about their health, and one of the questions is “Are you pregnant?” Versus adds, “The bottom line is that getting a tattoo, however big or small, is a jarring experience for your immune system, no matter how sterile of an environment the tattoo is created in. It takes your body a great effort to heal a large open wound, which is the very nature of a tattoo, and some people tend to forget that, unfortunately.” While she reiterates that she would personally never choose to tattoo a pregnant woman, she does note that “your child won’t come out tie-dyed or anything ridiculous like that.” Related posts: Post from: Crushable Did A Pregnant Angelina Pivarnick Get Tattooed on ‘NY Ink’? |
A lot of what I talk about in this column involves the way roommates interact with each other. And I think one reason it's interesting to me is that there are tons of studies conducted about what makes or breaks romantic relationships (money, kids, work) but nobody seems to do these studies on roommates. I guess the thinking is that if one roommate is unhappy with another, someone can just move out. Simple! But as many of us know, it's not always easy to move when we don't like our roommates. It's expensive, it's difficult and in many cases your next roommate isn't guaranteed to be any better than your current one.
Last night on Watch What Happens Live, host Andy Cohen invited Neil Patrick Harris to join him for their postmortem of the show. In this case, they were discussing the first half of the | You are subscribed to email updates from Crushable To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now. | Email delivery powered by Google |
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