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- Kristin Cavallari is doing damage control after getting dumped
- Will Blake Lively play Samantha Jones in the ‘Sex & the City’ prequel?
- Angelina Jolie takes Shiloh & the Empress to toy shop, causes a commotion
- Katherine Heigl caused a hilarious diva disturbance at a Broadway show
- Kirstie Alley in a floor-length purple gown: lovely or tragic?
- Lady Gaga’s little monsters attack Adele on Twitter over Gaga’s VMA snubs
- Kim Kardashian reveals psoriasis diagnosis: ‘there’s pressure to look perfect’
- Get out your mini violins: Jesse James and Kat Von D split up
- Alicia Keys on her marriage to Swizz Beatz: “It’s really cool to have met my equal”
- Paz de la Huerta’s premiere ensemble: total crazy-pants, or rather flattering?
| Kristin Cavallari is doing damage control after getting dumped Posted: 26 Jul 2011 08:52 AM PDT
Here are some brand new photos of Kristin Cavallari walking her dog yesterday, trying to pretend like she didn't call the paparazzi. She even flips off the photographer in one of the shots, because she's so classy and important and she can afford to be a bitch to the lone paparazzo who gives a crap. And before everyone starts yelling "WHO?!!?" again, chill out. I absolutely hate when you do that. Kristin is a "reality star" and "professional bitch" who starred on Laguna Beach and The Hills. Yesterday, many of us had a chuckle about Kristin Cavallari's engagement getting canceled, likely because her fiancé, Bears QB Jay Cutler, dumped her ass. That was the first version of the break up story - that Cutler had dumped her all of a sudden and that Kristin was "devastated". Perhaps Kristin realized that a lot of people were giggling with the schadenfreude of the situation, because just a few hours later, People Magazine published a new report claiming that Jay was "beyond controlling" and he made her "choose between spending time with him and with her girlfriends." It read as balls-out damage control by a chick who had been dumped. But! Jay Cutler is now defending Kristin. He took to Facebook and wrote, "Thanks for the support, but if you talk bad about Kristin I will delete and block you. It’s unnecessary and heartless. Also, don’t say now I can play football, I could play football when I had her compared to when I don’t. Football is the least of my worries, so have some respect." And then he shut down his page this morning. Meanwhile, Radar has a source who claims the breakup is about the difference in their families: "Jay comes from a really good, wholesome family, and Kristin is a reality TV star who comes from a broken home. His family also wasn't overly fond of Kristin's dad and they played a part in having Jay re-think taking the leap with Kristin." So, once again, Kristin got dumped. Just FYI.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame. |
| Will Blake Lively play Samantha Jones in the ‘Sex & the City’ prequel? Posted: 26 Jul 2011 08:10 AM PDT
Here are some photos of Blake Lively shooting some scenes for her new role as "The Girlfriend" in the new film Savages. I can't believe they're going with that title. I guess they don't realize that there was an Oscar-nominated film just a few years ago called The Savages. Anyway, if you couldn't tell from these photos, Blake is really stretching as an actress. I believe her character is a rich girl who shops a lot and flashes her boobs and then whines. OSCAR! Savages is directed by Oliver Stone, so… eh. Working with Stone gives Blake some extra credibility as an actress, I have to admit. We'll see how bad it is. Speaking of Blake's once and future career as a TV Girl, did you know that she's at the top of list to play the young Samantha Jones in the "prequel" Sex & the City projects? Allegedly, producers want Blake for Sam, Emma Roberts for Miranda (ugh), Selena Gomez for Charlotte and Elizabeth Olsen for Carrie. In an ideal world, these prequels would not be made, but in a not-so-ideal-but-still-better world, they would get someone truly sassy, and a versatile comedienne to play Sam. Sam always had the most physical work to do, and I just don't think Blake would be up for anything other than flipping her hair and mumbling her lines. Also: Leo and Blake went out on a date to a Stevie Wonder concert at the Hollywood Bowl. According to sources, "Dressed incognito – Leo sporting his trademark baseball cap and Blake a stylish white fedora – the pair hid their faces and stood apart as they entered the venue, in an effort to blend in to the crowd. After the romantic gig the duo snuck out separately in an effort to go unnoticed, but dived into the same waiting car." Hm… getting "shy" all of a sudden? What's that about?
Photos courtesy of Fame. |
| Angelina Jolie takes Shiloh & the Empress to toy shop, causes a commotion Posted: 26 Jul 2011 07:37 AM PDT
These are some new photos of Angelina Jolie going into "The Toy Shop" in Richmond, England today. She brought Shiloh and Empress Z, and she caused a commotion. Can I just say something? I kind of love that Shiloh and the Empress are joined at the hip. More often than not, they are the pair that consistently gets taken out for treats and such. Brad takes out Maddox and Pax a lot, but I feel like Shiloh and Z get a lot of mom-time all together. It feels like Z and Shiloh are BFF-sisters. Shiloh will make a very loyal patron to the Court of the Empress. LOOK AT THE FACE:
*dies* As you've probably seen on other blogs, Angelina has been taking the kids out a lot lately. You can see some photos here, at LaineyGossip. The Jolie-Pitts are in England (where Brad is completing World War Z), and Angelina has been doing fun mom stuff with the little ones. They've been to the Aquarium, they went to the movies, they went to McDonalds and…? I don't know, they've been in and out of The Dorchester Hotel. Sounds like fun. Sidenote: Last night, I had a dream I was pregnant and Angelina wanted to adopt the baby. Weird, right? She kept saying, "Your baby is going to be Indian, I don't have an Indian baby." Also: I HATE Angelina's wedges. Wedges are so "Aniston". Bitch needs to either wear flats or heels. As for the rest of Angelina's outfit: LV bag (fine), great pencil skirt, and a too-neutral sweater. The ensemble makes me miss her all-black outfits.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Katherine Heigl caused a hilarious diva disturbance at a Broadway show Posted: 26 Jul 2011 06:58 AM PDT
This isn't a breaking news story or anything, nor is it super-important in the grand scheme of things. This isn't even one of the worst/funniest stories of Katherine Heigl's diva insanity, but it totally made me laugh. According to Page Six, Dame Heigl took in a show of The Book of Mormon. Heigl's family IS Mormon, right? I think they're converts, if I'm not mistaken. Anyway, Heigl and her mom (her BFF and basically her only friend) showed up late, caused a commotion, and then Dame Heigl, in true Gloria Swanson fashion, sat through the show with her sunglasses on, puffing on her electronic cigarette.
[From Page Six] You know what would have made this story better? Lady-turbans. If Dame Heigl and Mother Heigl had shown up in sunglasses (in a darkened theater), puffing on e-cigs and WEARING LADY-TURBANS. That would have been the height of celebrity discretion. As I read this story, you know what I got as the subtext? JOSH is the third wheel, not Mother Heigl. Katherine and her mom do everything together, and they obviously wanted to see the show, and Josh just met up with them at the theater like a third wheel. How much longer is this marriage going to last?
Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN. |
| Kirstie Alley in a floor-length purple gown: lovely or tragic? Posted: 26 Jul 2011 06:30 AM PDT
All too often, I only concentrate on Kirstie Alley's delusions. I should stop for a moment and acknowledge some of the positive. Even though she's not really a size eight, or a size six, or a size four, Kirstie looks pretty good. She's 60 years old, and she could easily pass for a woman in her 40s. By the way, that's what some weight does to many women - it makes you look younger! That's why Hollywood women starve themselves into oblivion and then get "fillers" in their face, it's because a fuller face looks younger. Anyway, here's something else I have to compliment Kirstie on: her boobs still look great! Look at her boobs in this purple dress, which Kirstie wore to appear on The Late Show with David Letterman. Are those the boobs of a 60 year old woman? Did she get them "done"? I don't know. Last week, Star Magazine had a piece about Kirstie wanting to get some stuff nipped and tucked, but her rep tells Rumor Fix that Star is full of it:
[From Rumor Fix] Yeah, I think somewhere deep inside, Kirstie knows that her yo-yo dieting and weight problems haven't ended, so why get a bunch of plastic surgery when six months from now, she's going to be back to her old "size 10"? Ha. I think she looks like she's putting on some weight (not much), and I do applaud her for doing so well for so many months. I thought it was going to be a catastrophe for Kirstie just as soon as Dancing With the Stars ended, but she seems to still be working some kind of weight loss program and she’s doing a half-decent job.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame & Pacific Coast News. |
| Lady Gaga’s little monsters attack Adele on Twitter over Gaga’s VMA snubs Posted: 26 Jul 2011 06:03 AM PDT
This story comes as a request from several commenters. Did you just want an open forum to discuss this issue, or if you just wanted to hear my take on it, given that I am firmly entrenched in Team Adele, forever and always. The basic story: last week, the VMA (MTV Video Music Award) nominations came out, and while Lady Gaga got a significant number of noms for Born This Way (3 in total), she was out-nominated overall by both Katy Perry (the VMA nomination leader) and Adele (who got 7 nominations). So what did Gaga's Little Monsters do in retaliation for their Queen Monster being "snubbed"? They went on a really inappropriate, gross, disgusting bender of nastiness. According to AHN, "Gaga’s fans took to Twitter to attack the British singer and her weight because she didn’t sweep the Video Music Awards nominations like the previous year, when she earned 13." Comments from the little monsters on Twitter included: "Adele probably ate Lady Gaga’s other nominations" and "CONFIRMED: Gaga will not be wearing the meat dress at the 2011 VMA's because she is afraid Adele will eat her." Also: "Adele: ‘I'm bootyful in my way, cause Arbys makes noooo mistakes, I've got the right order, baby I was borrrn this weeeigggghttt.’” Two things are weird about the fan reaction: one, there were barely any high-profile attacks on Katy Perry, only Adele. Two, Gaga preached tolerance and her anti-bullying messages are pretty clear. Now, even though Gaga has been pissing me off for a while, I don't think she should be held accountable for her most rabid and insane fans. That being said, it wouldn't hurt for her to do some high-profile damage control, lest people associate her with her deranged fans. And I really hope Adele hasn't heard about this. This is ridiculous. By the way, Adele's album 21 is STILL at number one on the UK charts, topping Katy and Gaga. She's on her 18th consecutive week at number one, and her first album, 19, is climbing the charts again too. You know why? Because Adele matters in ways that Lady Gaga can only dream of. Because Adele has more raw talent in her pinkie than Gaga has in her entire body. Because TEAM ADELE, BITCHES. Sidenote: You want to know how obsessed I am with 21? I have the thing downloaded into my iPod, plus I bought the CD, and I haven't stopped listening to the album in my car in MONTHS.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Out Mag, InStyle. |
| Kim Kardashian reveals psoriasis diagnosis: ‘there’s pressure to look perfect’ Posted: 26 Jul 2011 05:40 AM PDT
[From People] I have mild eczema that causes an itchy visible rash, mostly on my upper arms. It gets inflamed after I exercise. I also have a huge spot on my foot that people mistake as ringworm too. Eczema runs in my family. When it’s healing it gets silvery-looking and scaly, and when it’s the worst it’s red and itchy. It’s very mild compared to a lot of other cases, I only treat it with over the counter topical steroids occasionally and am lucky that they work. (Right now it’s not bothering me at all, but you can see it.) Both eczema and psoriasis can be very disfiguring and embarrassing for people. So I hope it doesn’t sound too dismissive of me to say that my first response was to not have much sympathy in Kim’s case. Yes she has to do photoshoots and she gets photographed out all the time, but she always gets Photoshopped. Recent paparazzi photos show her legs looking completely smooth with no bumps. This just seems like yet another chance for Kim to get publicity for something. If she helps bring awareness to psoriasis this will be a good thing though. A while ago I heard a heartbreaking interview with psoriasis sufferers on NPR. One woman described how humiliated she was when she was just nine years old and at a waterpark. A mother saw the huge lesions on her and pulled her daughter away, telling her to stay away as if it were catching. So in that context, of a little girl getting embarrassed in public and not being able to go swimming, I would feel for Kim if I didn’t know all I already do about her. This isn’t something she can Botox away like a wrinkle and it’s a lifelong condition that can be very serious and can lead to arthritis. At least she knows a bunch of dermatologists already who can help. Here’s Kim out on 7/22. I don’t see any marks on her legs. That dress is ridiculous though. Credit: Fame
Here’s a photo of her ridiculous engagement ring. (on 6/16/11)
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| Get out your mini violins: Jesse James and Kat Von D split up Posted: 26 Jul 2011 05:32 AM PDT
It was a little over a month ago that James was declaring that he was “absolutely more in love today [with Kat] than I was a year ago. She's the one for me.” Now their summer wedding has been canceled and James will have to find another “best friend” to f*ck. Surely he has a few candidates lined up.
[From Radar Online] Don’t get your hopes up, these two have broken up at least twice before. Kaiser thinks they broke up back in June and are just breaking the news to the public now. I agree, but think they must have had makeup sex at least once for them to declare their love for each other subsequently. So who cheated first this time, Kat or Jesse? Jesse confirmed the news to People, and said “I’m so sad because I really love her. The distance between us was just too much.” He was way more courteous to Kat than he was to Sandra Bullock, but Bullock never played his game.
Kat and Jesse are shown on 3/15/11 and 1/15/11. Credit: WENN and Fame |
| Alicia Keys on her marriage to Swizz Beatz: “It’s really cool to have met my equal” Posted: 26 Jul 2011 05:29 AM PDT
People Mag did an interview with Alicia Keys, and it came out a few days ago. I've been brooding about it for that long. I know some of you defend her, especially now that she's gone "from homewrecker to housewife" and she's a new mom and everything. That does make me more sympathetic towards her, but at the end of the day, Alicia still bugs. Big time. She openly had an affair with Swizz Beatz while he was married to Mashonda, she stuck by him as he went through paternity drama with another woman (Jahna Sebastian), she's stuck by him even though Jahna says he's a deadbeat, and even through Mashonda's repeated public hissy fits. Basically, Alicia is the soul version LeAnn Rimes, only somehow, I think that Swizz is WAY more disgusting than Eddie Cibrian. And it pisses me off that Alicia's behavior has gotten the legit-media whitewash. It pisses me off that Alicia gets to sit down with People Magazine and utter lines like "”There are so many similarities between us, it’s just mind-blowing. It’s really cool to have met my equal.” Her "equal"? Gurl…
[From People] From the way the other women in Swizz's life tell it, Alicia deserves no sympathy because she went into this whole mess with her eyes wide open, and if and when Swizz starts boning other ladies, Alicia should have known that karma was going to eventually smack her in the face. Will she still be participating in the whitewash if and when that happens? Or will it suddenly be, "Oh, poor Alicia, she got cheated on by such a dirt bag. He wasn't HER EQUAL. He's wasn't SO FLY."
Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN. |
| Paz de la Huerta’s premiere ensemble: total crazy-pants, or rather flattering? Posted: 26 Jul 2011 05:19 AM PDT
Last night was the NYC premiere of The Devil's Double, a kind-of bio-pic about Uday Hussein, the psychopath son of Saddam Hussein, and Uday's body double. Both roles are played by British actor Dominic Cooper, and there aren't many other "name" celebrities in the film, so the red carpet became a mix of NYC D-listers and famewhores. AND Paz de la Huerta, wearing WAY too much makeup and one of the oddest pair of skin-tight pants I've ever seen. These are like pants from the costume department of Grease. And I don't think they fit her either - is the top button supposed to look like that?
But the best part is Paz's booty. All of a sudden, she's Kim Kardashian, right?
Here's Dominic Cooper. He might be a talented actor (I think he is, really), but his personality seems kind of sleazy and gross to me. He seems like a womanizer. And I'm pretty sure he's boned Linnocent, which… is gross.
COCO! Coco and Ice-T! COCO!!!
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
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