Thursday, December 1, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.1.11

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 02:07 PM PST

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Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Val Kilmer trying to explain what the hell happened to him – “Are you familiar with ham?” – Katherine Heigl who apparently hates visible camel toe as much as she hates testicles because she’s a witch and, seriously, I’ll back the paparazzi up 99% of the time, Read More ...

And Now The Part Of Jessica Simpson’s Pregnancy We’ve All Been Waiting For

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 01:11 PM PST

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“Nobody panic, but I’m pretty sure a seam just pop- HIT THE DECK!” Here’s Jessica Simpson with sister Ashlee and nephew Bronx Mowgli who has absolutely no idea how close he is to getting lodged between his aunt’s rapidly engorging breasts and lost forever. Which is why I’m glad a Chili’s opened up in there. Read More ...

Demi Moore NOT Dating The Walking Wax Statue

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 12:16 PM PST

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But he looked so straight… powdering men’s shoulders. Earlier today, RadarOnline reported that Demi Moore had rebounded from her divorce with “celebrity groomer” Scott-Vincent Borba who I hope enjoyed all that publicity from being called Donny Osmond’s Sweaty Gay Statue because Demi’s people are already denying the relationship. Us Magazine reports: But sources confirm to Read More ...

Kate Hudson & Matt Bellamy Sure Showed Those Paparazzi

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 11:30 AM PST

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Probably one of my biggest pet peeves is seeing celebrities taking the paparazzi’s picture as if those people don’t work around cameras all fucking day. “Oh, heavens no. Not photography! I’m going back to night school.” Even more ridiculous is when the celeb does something stupid that creates an even bigger scene by flipping off Read More ...

Tom Cruise Can Only Be Served By Men And Other Gems From The Scientology Prison Yacht

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 10:00 AM PST

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Over the years, there have been a bunch of hilarious “Tom Cruise is a batshit crazy Scientologist” anecdotes: Tom Cruise threatened to “beat the living shit” out of wayward members. Tom Cruise taped a whole bunch of secret confessions that church leaders listen to for laughs. Tom Cruise locked Katie Holmes in a re-education trailer Read More ...

Jill Martin in a Bikini and Other News

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 08:30 AM PST

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Posted by Photo Boy - Ali Lohan is still denying having plastic surgery. - But Lacey Schwimmer might have a tough time making that case for herself. - Jennifer Lopez‘s not-at-all staged PDA with that kid she’s banging now. - Megan Fox out shopping for Christmas and maybe some light Read More ...

This Is Demi Moore’s Rebound?

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 08:29 AM PST

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Now that Demi Moore‘s exhausted all of Kaballah’s options in saving her marriage to Ashton Kutcher – I’m genuinely shocked the marital campfire didn’t work. Shocked, I say! – she’s apparently rebounded with “beauty mogul” Scott-Vincent Borba (above) which absolutely can’t be right. I don’t care if their skin was manufactured in the same plant. Read More ...

JWoww Has A Fragrance

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 07:27 AM PST

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Here’s JWoww promoting her new fragrance at Kmart yesterday, and I honestly don’t know what else to add here because this is basically the equivalent of stumbling upon a dead deer while out hunting. There’s just no sport in it. (Hunters try to poke dead deer in the boobs with a stick, right? Okay, good. Read More ...

Kourtney Kardashian Is Getting Married Now. Awesome.

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 06:27 AM PST

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So remember how Kim Kardashian got married then immediately divorced in a massive all-consuming shitstorm of media whore-grabbery that somehow didn’t torpedo the entire Kardashian brand despite being an absolute, blatant scam? Well, Kris Jenner would like it if you forgot all that and focused instead on Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick getting married on Read More ...

So Daniel Day Lewis Is A Shape Shifter, That’s All There Is To It

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 05:36 AM PST

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“Four score and seven years ago, I ordered the arugula salad. It was delightful.” If you haven’t been anywhere near the Internet in the past 12 hours, Richmond.com posted an insane photo of Daniel Day Lewis (above) eating at Arcadia restaurant in Richmond yesterday where he’s in town filming Steven Spielberg‘s Lincoln. And if you Read More ...

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