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- By Jove, It’s The Duchess’s Knickers, It is!
- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.7.11
- Ryan Phillippe Really Wants That DNA Test
- Taylor Momsen is Still Doing That Lesbian Orgy Thing
- Casey Anthony is Too Controversial For Porn. Really?
- Lady Gaga is Dying
- Olivia Wilde is Braless and Other News
- Demi Moore Gave Rumer Willis Some Good Genes After All
| By Jove, It’s The Duchess’s Knickers, It is! Posted: 07 Jul 2011 09:47 PM PDT    After continually subjecting you to Pippa Middleton thanks to the international community deeming her hindquarters worthy of remark with its perpetual Internet traffic – I’ll have your lunch, Finland! – the least I can do is post these pics of Kate Middleton learning to never wear a dress this short while exiting a goddamn helicopter. Read More ... |
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.7.11 Posted: 07 Jul 2011 01:45 PM PDT    Welcome to the Thursday edition of The Crap We Missed where I have some sad news to report: Jennifer Love Hewitt is back to being a frumpy pregnant woman again after looking like this until every single seam burst in one last scream of agony. However, I crammed the end of this post full of Read More ... |
| Ryan Phillippe Really Wants That DNA Test Posted: 07 Jul 2011 01:05 PM PDT    “Just here to hope it comes out black. Wink.” Model Alexis Knapp apparently gave birth to a baby girl as Ryan Phillippe watched in the delivery room, according to People, which sounds well and good until the first sentence reveals it’s never been proven he’s the father. So basically Ryan Phillippe stood in a delivery room Read More ... |
| Taylor Momsen is Still Doing That Lesbian Orgy Thing Posted: 07 Jul 2011 12:21 PM PDT    Hey, guys, we just experienced some technical issues both on the site and my Internet connection because Comcast is a dick-fart, so while we fan out the flames, here’s Taylor Momsen performing in Barcelona last night where she’s still making out with chicks in underwear because she communes with the devil in a pillbox of Read More ... |
| Casey Anthony is Too Controversial For Porn. Really? Posted: 07 Jul 2011 10:58 AM PDT    Seen here having a goddamn blast at her sentencing hearing today, and why wouldn’t she? She’ll be out next week. Casey Anthony’s career in porn is over just as soon as it began which seems to happen a lot when sex is involved. At least to me because I’m so good at at it. TMZ Read More ... |
| Posted: 07 Jul 2011 09:31 AM PDT    Ian Halperin is promoting his new tell-all book about Lady Gaga that reveals absolutely nothing we didn’t already know about her eating disorder and being a crazy drug addict. Except it does explain why she wears 800 elaborate costumes a day, and surprisingly it’s not for attention or because of all those drugs she eats Read More ... |
| Olivia Wilde is Braless and Other News Posted: 07 Jul 2011 09:30 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Michelle Bachmann prays to God to stop healthcare reform. - Bow Wow loves his secret daughter more than Lambos and black cards. On the real, yo. - LaToya Jackson’s vagina has 1/10th the value of Demi Moore’s. - Stephanie Meyer is producing Mormon-friendly romantic comedies now. - Adriana Lima Read More ... |
| Demi Moore Gave Rumer Willis Some Good Genes After All Posted: 07 Jul 2011 07:42 AM PDT    Here’s Rumer Willis in LA yesterday, and the term “butterface” really doesn’t do these photos any type of justice at all. What they need is a brave new term that fully encapsulates learning Rocky Dennis had an awesome pair of yams the whole time. Something like “wowgodisadick-face” or “ihatemypenis-puss.” Either one. Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, WENN Read More ... |
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