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- Jennifer Love Hewitt exposes her bra for the paps: tacky, gross or whatever?
- Julianne Moore at the Big Lebowski blue ray party: lovely or clownish?
- Did Sparkles give Kristen Stewart an antique $40,000 love locket?
- Kim Kardashian’s wedding is going to invade your soul
- Gérard Depardieu took a whiz in the middle of a plane cabin
- Linnocent gets crackie with a surfboard for yet another magazine shoot
- Alexander Skarsgard is still having a great time with child actors
- Zooey Deschanel in ruffly Moschino: hideous, unflattering or meh?
- Kevin Federline, 33, is a father for the fifth time, to daughter Jordan Kay-Fed
- Kate Winslet forms ‘British anti-cosmetic surgery league’ will not ‘give in’
| Jennifer Love Hewitt exposes her bra for the paps: tacky, gross or whatever? Posted: 17 Aug 2011 08:52 AM PDT You don't have to even begin to yell at me. I know I'm a C-U-Next-Tuesday, and I know I'm much too uptight about fashion rules and what is appropriate and inappropriate to wear to certain events. I've already gone off on what is and is not appropriate style for court appearances - and those same rules apply to appearing before any sort of legislative body, whether it's Congress or a city council. Today, you're going to hear "Kaiser's Style Don’ts For Dining Out." So these are photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt "picking up her family to go to dinner" according to the photo agencies. By the way, all of the agencies got these photos, which just emphasizes that J. Love really needs a job. She has too much time on her hands, and when that happens, she paps herself every damn day. Regarding the fashion: is this how you would go out to eat… with your family? I understand that they're probably going somewhere casual (at least, I hope so), but you're seriously going to wear shoelace-less Chucks (or Chuck-ish shoes), leggings, an oversized tank and an exposed blue bra while you're dining with your family?!!? But realistically, this look is not for her family dinner. J. Love called the paps so they could photograph in a new hideous ensemble after she had called them the day before, when she was wearing the hideous see-through dress. And yes, I hate her bangs. I actually think J. Love has a pretty face, but the bangs do nothing for her. They just make her look like a 40-something soccer mom who is trying to be a 20-something hipster. J. Love tweeted, "People who are not in favor of the new haircut kinda hurt my tweelings!:(". Too cutesy, J.Love. Much too cutesy. You're 32. Time to wear clothes that don’t expose your bra. Time to wear clothes that fit. But that just kind of underlines it, right? J. Love's whole deal lately just feels so desperate. I hate to say this, but she needs a new boyfriend. She's not so crazy when she has a boyfriend. Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.      |
| Julianne Moore at the Big Lebowski blue ray party: lovely or clownish? Posted: 17 Aug 2011 08:25 AM PDT
As far as the other castmembers, I’m so happy to see The Dude Jeff Bridges, who currently has an album out, his first called Be Here Soon, with which he collaborated with T. Bone Burnett! Bridges says that people who say the album is of “Bad Blake” songs (his character in Crazy Heart), are “50% correct” and that some of the songs were meant for Crazy Heart but couldn’t make it into the movie. T-Bone Burnett also oversaw music for Big Lebowski, and he’s the tall guy in some of the group photos here. You can watch Jeff perform on the Today Show here. He’s so awesome.
This picture of John Goodman hugging Jeff Bridges is amazing. I don’t know how I feel about Moore’s shoes. Update: Steve Buscemi was there, yay! We just don’t have a photo of him there, but Lainey does.          photo credit: WENN.com    |
| Did Sparkles give Kristen Stewart an antique $40,000 love locket? Posted: 17 Aug 2011 08:17 AM PDT I believe it was Peter Hedges, author of the wonderful book What's Eating Gilbert Grape (the book is much better than the movie, I mean, come on, Juliette Lewis?!!?) who was the first to describe the asinine activities of teenagers by using the phrase "braiding each other's pubic hair." He might not have been the actual first person to say that, but it was the first time I had ever read or heard that phrase, and I always associate it with that book. Whenever I write or read about Sparkles and Kristen Stewart, I think about that phrase. They seem like the type to sit around, braiding each other's… well, you get it. They just seem devoid of adult sexuality - Kristen especially. Anyway, Sparkles and K-Stew seem to have been separated (in distance) for a few weeks running. I know because I read Hollywood Life, and it seemed like every day that site had yet another report about Kristen and Robert being in different cities, partying without each other, and generally not being the perfect, magical, stuck-up-each-other's-asses couple. I didn't think much of it, mostly because I'm rooting for the breakup by the end of the year, but it hasn't happened YET. Meanwhile, stories like this make me wonder:
[From Hollywood Life] I've always believed the relationship dynamic of Sparkles being the one who loves too much, and Kristen being the one uncomfortable, in her immature, spastic, lip-biting way, with any sign that they are a couple. Do girls like Kristen like jewelry, tokens of love from their lovers? Or did she just roll her eyes and roll another blunt? Do you think Sparkles is boyfriend-y enough to buy Kristen love tokens? I'm not sure about any of this. Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
| Kim Kardashian’s wedding is going to invade your soul Posted: 17 Aug 2011 07:41 AM PDT The amount of news about Kim Kardashian's crazy wedding is absolutely ridiculous. I just pulled FOUR tabloid stories about it, and that was just from about three minutes of searching. So, obviously, Kim is marrying Kris Humphries this Saturday, and the famewhore family cannot exist without going completely overboard on everything and telling everything to everybody. Here are some highlights of the coverage:
[From Life & Style and Hollywood Life] What else? Kris Jenner is going all momzilla on Kim's bridezilla. According to tabloid reports, "Kris Jenner is attempting to make the wedding about herself by wanting to wear white and inviting a bunch of people Kim doesn't even know. All Kim wanted was for everything to be perfect. But instead it was nonstop drama. Kris thought both of them wearing white would cause a lot of fun buzz. But the whole thing just made Kim upset." Oh, and apparently Kim's sisters hate their bridesmaids' dresses too. Did they want to wear white too? Photos courtesy of Fame, Life & Style.    |
| Gérard Depardieu took a whiz in the middle of a plane cabin Posted: 17 Aug 2011 07:09 AM PDT When Gérard Depardieu decides that he needs to take a piss, that mofo is going to take a piss. That's the moral of this story - do not tell Gerard to hold it. So, Gerard was on a plane, preparing to fly from Paris to Dublin when the plane was delayed on the tarmac. Gerard needed to pee, and the flight attendants told him that he'd have to wait. So Gerard took a piss in the middle of the aisle:
[From People] Is this gross? Definitely. Do I think Gerard could have found a better solution to this problem? Sure. But I also think that when you've got to go, you've got to go, and I hate the airline policy (of some airlines, not all) of "no one can use the bathrooms while delayed on the tarmac." That issue is one of the central pieces of the Passenger Bill of Rights, which should go international too. My guess about this particular situation is that Gerard was simply drunk. He had too many alcoholic beverages and he needed to break the seal, NOW. Gross. Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
| Linnocent gets crackie with a surfboard for yet another magazine shoot Posted: 17 Aug 2011 06:45 AM PDT Linnocent has gone back to work! No, she hasn't gotten an acting gig. And no, she still isn't doing her community service, to my knowledge. Linnocent got yet another gig as a "model"… because that's all she does at this point. Crack hustles, buys drugs, lies and "models". Apparently, she got a gig posing for something called "Love Cat Magazine" which meant that she had to do some blow/"rose quartz" (allegedly) and act like a crackhead on a surfboard in Malibu. She only flew back to California yesterday, having been crackie and busted in NYC for days. If you saw Linnocent riding a wave, would you ever return to that beach again? She's The Cracken. She infects the ocean. If you'd like to see photos of Linnocent actually trying to ride waves - with a full face of makeup, by the way - go here, to The Mail. She looks like a drowned, cracked-out rat. Of course, these photos of Linnocent on dry land aren't that better. Chica looks all kinds of rough and bloated. She looks unconvincing holding that surfboard too. According to the Mail, in between setups, Linnocent just wandered around the beach, smoking cigarettes and looking pissy. Why do magazines still hire her? Photos courtesy of Fame.    |
| Alexander Skarsgard is still having a great time with child actors Posted: 17 Aug 2011 06:07 AM PDT Alexander Skarsgard is still shooting What Maisie Knew, which I hope gets a title change, because every time I hear it I think "ugh." Anyway, Alex is still teaming up with this young child actress, whose name I still don't know. She's not identified by the photo agency, and IMDB doesn't have the actress's name up yet! I'm assuming the kid is playing "Maisie" - the little girl at the center of a custody battle between her parents, played by Julianne Moore and…? Steve Coogan, maybe. I was just informed that Alex plays Maisie’s step-father, Julianne Moore’s new husband in the film. Which… is still bizarre casting, in my opinion. Considering he's probably playing older than his real age, I'm assuming that's why his styling is kind of gross…? Because his hair looks awful. And his clothes don't fit. I do think it's super-cute that he's so connected to the child actors, though. Skarsgard was a child actor himself, and my guess is that he's especially in tune to making a film set fun and interesting for kids. There's video from the other day, when Skarsgard was playing with the young girl in between takes and set-ups. The girl totally adores him, and she's quite happy to use him as a jungle gym. HIS ARMS in this video. Hot. Hotter than whatever is happening to his hair. Photos courtesy of Fame.    |
| Zooey Deschanel in ruffly Moschino: hideous, unflattering or meh? Posted: 17 Aug 2011 05:32 AM PDT Last night was the premiere of Our Idiot Brother, which… I don't really want to see, although I do enjoy some Paul Rudd, and he does look kind of funny in it. The film paired Rudd with a group of talented ladies, and so the premiere was heavy on the fashion. Unfortunately for nearly all of the talented ladies, they all looked like hell. Let's start with Zooey Deschanel, shall we? The Moschino dress was, like, circus-level bad. I think highly of the Deschanel sisters - I find both of them beautiful and interesting - but this dress is unflattering and just flat-out ugly. What's with all of the bulges and dust ruffles on her neck and biscuits? Gross. I'm totally over Zooey's hair too - she needs to ditch the hipster-girl bangs. She's well into her 30s, it's time for a more adult look. But the absolute worst part was how her makeup looked - like a Kardashian got a hold of her: Ridiculous. Are those falsies on her bottom lids?!? Next up… Rashida Jones. She's another one that needs to stop with the bangs, in my opinion, but at least her makeup job is better than Zooey's. The dress, however, is just as bad. How unflattering is this? Rashida has a cute figure, but you would never be able to tell. I hate her shoes too. So, I'm kind of demoralized by the bad fashion, so here's a photo with the other two girls in the cast, Elizabeth Banks and Kathryn Hahn. Why does everyone look so bad?!? Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
| Kevin Federline, 33, is a father for the fifth time, to daughter Jordan Kay-Fed Posted: 17 Aug 2011 04:59 AM PDT Much like Tina Fey, it felt like Victoria Prince was only pregnant for a few months. Victoria is Kevin Federline's girlfriend, and now she's his latest baby-mama. His third, I believe. That we know of. And Victoria just gave birth to 33-year-old K-Fed's FIFTH child, a little girl they've named Jordan Kay. Jordan Kay Federline? Jordan K-Fed? Ridiculous. I would have been okay with Jordan, but the addition of "Kay" for the middle name makes me think K-Fed is just promoting himself. So, he had two babies with Shar Jackson, two babies with Britney, and now Victoria gave birth to Kevin's second daughter, overall. I might need to do a diagram.
[From Us Weekly] I'm happy for Kevin, actually. Despite the fact that he doesn't really do anything, career-wise, I think he seems like a good father, and a stable, loving force in his children's lives. Plus, I'm in the midst of a wave of K-Fed nostalgia. He was one of the original "celebrities" (for our modern celebrity gossip age) who was famous for nothing, famous for simply being the "boyfriend/husband/ex-husband of" someone famous. He is the prototype for Kardashians, Gastineaus, Lohans, etc. Anyway, congrats to Victoria and Kevin! Victoria seems like a nice woman too - I hope Britney isn't pulling out her hair over this. PS… Here's a thought: Is K-Fed the American version of Jude Law? Both of them will get you pregnant just by looking at you. Photos courtesy of Fame.    |
| Kate Winslet forms ‘British anti-cosmetic surgery league’ will not ‘give in’ Posted: 17 Aug 2011 04:50 AM PDT
[From Telegraph.co.uk via ONTD] Here’s why I think people are against plastic surgery - the bad plastic surgery is all that they notice, because it stands out. There’s decent surgery, and there are people who look fresher after having subtle work done. Think Sharon Stone, Meryl Streep (yeah, I went there, she had a little something to look that great) and Glenn Close. Their chins are too tight to be natural, but you don’t look at their faces and think “woah.” I hope that Kate Winslet eats her words and gets something else done besides just a nose job and Botox. (Because that doesn’t count as “giving in” by her definition.) And I hope that it’s very obvious. Then we can have our cocktails and gossip about her. We’re doing it anyway. I’m not going to bitch about Emma Tompson or Rachel Weisz though, they probably just were getting their drink on and had no idea Kate Winslet was going to tell the press they’d formed some asinine club. Here are some of the women I’ve mentioned in this article. Photo credit: WENN.com    |
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