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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.16.11
- Scientology Ruined Jennifer Lopez’s Marriage
- The Most Random Sh*t You’ll Read All Day
- Here’s Captain America’s New Costume in Broad Daylight, Of Course
- Taylor Momsen ‘Quit’ Acting Now
- Heidi Klum’s Still in a Bikini and Other News
- ‘Real Housewives’ Taylor Armstrong’s Husband Killed Himself
- Courtney Stodden Isn’t 16. I’ll Start There.
- ‘Kate Plus 8′ Got Canceled, The Gosselin Reign of Terror Has Ended
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.16.11 Posted: 16 Aug 2011 02:00 PM PDT    Remember that time Chris had a talking pimple on Family Guy? Enough said. Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Suri Cruise giving bitches the eye for talkin’ shit ’bout her daddy’s religion, LeAnn Rimes at the exact moment she realizes this bar serves food – “The smell has calories, too, you guys!” – Read More ... |
| Scientology Ruined Jennifer Lopez’s Marriage Posted: 16 Aug 2011 12:47 PM PDT    “Shit, is that a Thetan?! Esmeralda, shield the children!” While Jennifer Lopez has been busy making sure people think Marc Anthony is Ike Turner’s less violent twin, Julio, I’m going to assume his people leaked this little tidbit to the Daily Mail which should go over awesome with the strictly Catholic Latino community who haven’t Read More ... |
| The Most Random Sh*t You’ll Read All Day Posted: 16 Aug 2011 12:04 PM PDT    Hanson created Amy Winehouse. No, really. Via Starpulse: Hanson star Isaac Hanson has been left floored after learning his family trio was the band that sparked Amy Winehouse’s interest in music. Winehouse was a big fan of the “MMMBop” hitmakers as a teenager in north London – a fact Hanson didn’t know until recently. And Read More ... |
| Here’s Captain America’s New Costume in Broad Daylight, Of Course Posted: 16 Aug 2011 10:54 AM PDT    I don’t know what the hell is going on this summer, but apparently every single movie is shooting directly in front of the paparazzi because now here’s Chris Evans in his new Captain America costume on the Cleveland set of The Avengers. I say new because for those of you who have sex with women, Read More ... |
| Taylor Momsen ‘Quit’ Acting Now Posted: 16 Aug 2011 10:25 AM PDT    A while back, reports circulated that Taylor Momsen was kicked off Gossip Girl, but then she wasn’t, and then it was her character is slowly being written off, so of course here’s Taylor telling ELLE she quit acting altogether to pursue music like she had a choice: ELLE: And any acting projects planned? TM: I Read More ... |
| Heidi Klum’s Still in a Bikini and Other News Posted: 16 Aug 2011 09:48 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Courteney Cox is taking the step towards greatness, joining the ranks of Jason Priestley and Kevin Connolly. - Madonna‘s early years in the moving picture shows. - Sarah Ferguson goes all Paris Hilton on 60 Minutes. - Kate Upton vs. Jennifer Aniston: Bikini Showdown – Read More ... |
| ‘Real Housewives’ Taylor Armstrong’s Husband Killed Himself Posted: 16 Aug 2011 08:56 AM PDT    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Taylor Armstrong filed for divorce from her husband Russell Armstrong last month which was quickly followed by reports from the cast and crew that he beat her. Well, look who’s laughing now, suckers! TMZ reports: Our sources say Armstrong hanged himself. He was found hanging in his bedroom on Read More ... |
| Courtney Stodden Isn’t 16. I’ll Start There. Posted: 16 Aug 2011 08:15 AM PDT    For those of you just joining the Internet, people lost their shit last month when Horace from Lost (Real name: Doug Hutchison) somehow married “16″ year old Courtney Stodden, an aspiring model from Washington hence this entire production. I say 16 in sarcastic quotes because she just posted a picture of herself to Twitter ala Read More ... |
| ‘Kate Plus 8′ Got Canceled, The Gosselin Reign of Terror Has Ended Posted: 16 Aug 2011 07:31 AM PDT    “Let’s see, 8:15: Go for a jog. 8:45: Fall off the face of the Earth into the mouth of a dragon.” If you were standing outside yesterday and noticed the clouds magically part as a golden ray of sunshine shined down upon mankind, TLC canceled Kate Plus 8 after enough people finally realized watching a Read More ... |
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