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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.25.11
- Peter Brady is Divorcing This
- Jersey Shore’s Deena Banged A Chick
- ‘I Demand Kelly Brook on a Cycle!’ The Mayor of London Said, And So It Was
- This Is Why No One Likes Atheists
- Kris Jenner Manages Kris Humphries Now
- Katy Perry is Looking Just Fantastic and Other News
- Alexander Skarsgard Vill Break You
- Lindsay Lohan Begged Soderbergh To Deny Saying He Won’t Work With Her
- Jim Carrey Apparently Wants To Bang Emma Stone
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.25.11 Posted: 25 Aug 2011 01:30 PM PDT    Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is full of highly offensive images like Janice Dickinson smearing herself on some dogshit, poor, poor dogshit, John Stamos raising the bar on child seduction (Looking at you, Skarsgard), and Taylor Lautner‘s comic book cover is the straightest thing you’ll ever see in your life. Ryan Murphy Read More ... |
| Posted: 25 Aug 2011 12:30 PM PDT    Back in May, Twitter cosplay fanatic Adrianne Curry and the once-Peter Brady Christopher Knight announced they were attempting a trial separation. “Moving forward will require a step back,” they said at the time. Apparently Christopher took too many steps back because he filed divorce papers and probably not on Boba Fett stationary like a dick. Read More ... |
| Jersey Shore’s Deena Banged A Chick Posted: 25 Aug 2011 11:40 AM PDT    Welcome to the Sex Buffet. Population: Ladies. While filming in Italy, Jersey Shore’s Deena somehow managed to hook up with a chick The Situation brought home for himself, so I think it’s safe to say these kids are carting home cadavers now. That’s the only explanation here. Via Us Magazine: Unfortunately for 24-year-old Cortese, her Read More ... |
| ‘I Demand Kelly Brook on a Cycle!’ The Mayor of London Said, And So It Was Posted: 25 Aug 2011 10:55 AM PDT    “And be sure she peeps me tackle- Oh, very good.” Because the British are an adorable nation of chimney sweeps and street urchins with a keen mastery of politics, the mayor of London launched his new Sky Ride today and per Parliamentary custom he demanded a pair of giant knockers preside over the day’s festivities. Read More ... |
| This Is Why No One Likes Atheists Posted: 25 Aug 2011 10:21 AM PDT |
| Kris Jenner Manages Kris Humphries Now Posted: 25 Aug 2011 09:34 AM PDT    Because Kris Jenner runs the tightest Sasquatch whorehouse in Beverly Hills, it only makes sense that she’s going to manage Kris Humphries‘ career now because that’s what good mother-in-laws with the same name as you do after talking you into an entirely fake marriage to their daughters. It’s their way of saying, “Welcome to the Read More ... |
| Katy Perry is Looking Just Fantastic and Other News Posted: 25 Aug 2011 08:40 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Rashida Jones is still all about that wiener. - Dave Franco’s Funny or Die video is something his brother James has dreamed of doing for a long time. - Ashton Kutcher couldn’t be douchier if he was sprayed into a dirty vagina. - Sara Jean Read More ... |
| Alexander Skarsgard Vill Break You Posted: 25 Aug 2011 07:49 AM PDT    (Yes, I know he’s Swedish. For God’s sake, his middle name is Johan Hjalmar which means only Thor can wield him) Also, fun fact, today’s the Skarsgards birthday, so if you’re trying to think of a good gift to get him, pussy. He likes pussy. All kinds, as we now know: Ass-pussy, lightpole-pussy, traffic cone-pussy. Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Begged Soderbergh To Deny Saying He Won’t Work With Her Posted: 25 Aug 2011 06:46 AM PDT    Last week it was revealed that Lindsay Lohan was campaigning hard to land a role in Steven Soderbergh‘s stripper opus Magic Mike, only to be passed over because she fell out of Dina Lohan’s vagina along with all the trappings that come with that. Since then, her people (Again, Dina.) have been frantically trying to Read More ... |
| Jim Carrey Apparently Wants To Bang Emma Stone Posted: 25 Aug 2011 06:04 AM PDT    Jim Carrey and Emma Stone have never worked together, nor do they have any upcoming projects together which makes the fact he just posted a YouTube video of himself professing his love for her all that more random and depressing: I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re all the way beautiful. Read More ... |
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