Monday, August 15, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.15.11

Posted: 15 Aug 2011 02:35 PM PDT

   
Wait, something’s not right… Is that Pete Ross back there? How’d he get in this movie? Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the guy Jennifer Aniston has sex with (Captain Accessories, I shall call him.), Chaz Bono seeing if post-op transsexual can get away with saying “Nigga, please” and Gerard Butler continuing to angrily Read More ...

This is Zack Kehayov, Mr. Tara Reid

Posted: 15 Aug 2011 01:24 PM PDT

 
Because this day has basically been nothing but bikini and Tara Reid posts – And Heidi Klum topless. – here’s the first look at her new husband Zack Kehayov because Tara somehow already sold the wedding photos to Life & Style for their Wednesday issue. The wedding that just happened yesterday, mind you, the same Read More ...

Jenna Jameson, Also in a Bikini

Posted: 15 Aug 2011 12:55 PM PDT

   
And rubbing Tito Ortiz’s nuts in a public pool. Wow, that’s.. that’s.. actually exactly right for these two. Except wait: Is there a shot of her skin sloughing off because porn stars are basically soulless corpses when you think about it? There is? Oh thank God. We’re good here. Photo: Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News Read More ...

Jennifer Love Hewitt is Picking Dudes Up Off The Street and Banging Them Now

Posted: 15 Aug 2011 11:59 AM PDT

   
“And there’s three of them already picked out. You don’t even have to shop.” Last week, we found out Jennifer Love Hewitt managed to score a date with The Bachelorette 2nd place contestant Ben Flajnik after he saw her pining for him over Twitter and went in for the mercy lay. That romance ended as quickly Read More ...

Halle Berry Wore a Bikini For Her Birthday

Posted: 15 Aug 2011 10:55 AM PDT

   
This may come as a shock to a lot of you, but Halle Berry has really awesome breasts. So here they are in Malibu yesterday where she celebrated her 45th birthday, yet looked light years more awesome than the 38-year-old Heidi Klum. — From the front anyway. Granted, Halle’s only had one kid to Heidi’s Read More ...

Demi Lovato Wore This And Other News

Posted: 15 Aug 2011 10:08 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Christopher Nolan is shooting an entire decoy movie in broad daylight just to mess with us. That has to be it. - Charlie Sheen can even make The Gathering of the Juggalos an uninteresting, boring mess now. - MTV will treat Britney Spears like she died at this year’s VMAs. Read More ...

Tara Reid Married a Different Idiot

Posted: 15 Aug 2011 10:07 AM PDT

   
Early this morning, reports poured in that Tara Reid had married Danish businessman Michael Lilleund. Or at least that’s what most media outlets assumed considering he was the last man to be seen with her, and her capacity for finding a new mate has to be rapidly crumbling like the Bondo keeping her ass cheeks Read More ...

Brooke Hogan Wore a Bikini, Isn’t Banging Her Dad, You Guys

Posted: 15 Aug 2011 08:36 AM PDT

   
Last week, Brooke Hogan unveiled her nude photo for PETA in front of The Hulk which of course brought on the inevitable jokes about all the Greco-Roman man-on-man sex they have. Anyway, Brooke would like us stop pointing that out. People reports: “Im SO sick of people saying me and my dad are in some perverted Read More ...

Jessica Alba Can Starve Herself Now

Posted: 15 Aug 2011 07:22 AM PDT

   
In an interview with Lucky, Jessica Alba revealed that her plans for dropping the baby weight essentially involve starving herself and intense exercise. Well, that kid popped out two days ago, fatty, so let’s drop that Jell-O and give me twenty! Ain’t no jigglin’ in my house! Via Facebook: Hi Everyone, Hope you’re enjoying the weekend. Cash Read More ...

Hilary Duff is Pregnant

Posted: 15 Aug 2011 06:01 AM PDT

   
“Honey! He’s lighting shit on fire with his eyes again…” Normally when I write “So and So is Pregnant” in a headline, it’s followed by almost serial killer-esque details that turn out to be way off because I don’t understand water retention on account of blood not sloughing out of me every four weeks. This isn’t Read More ...

Haha! Someone Married Tara Reid

Posted: 15 Aug 2011 06:00 AM PDT

   
Tara Reid was almost married last year, but that guy eventually sobered up long enough to realize he hadn’t proposed to a pile of Silly Putty like he always dreamed of and swiftly corrected course. Enter Danish businessman Michael Lilleund who I’m just going to assume lost all five senses in a horrible coke-snorting accident. Read More ...
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