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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.23.11
- Megan Fox Is Too Good For Marilyn Monroe’s Face Now
- It’s The Motherf*cking Rapture
- Kris Jenner Wanted Christina Aguilera To Play Kim’s Wedding For Free
- Amy Winehouse’s Family Says Toxicology Report Came Back Clean For Drugs
- Rihanna Won’t Stop Wearing a Bikini and Other News
- Will And Jada Reportedly Separate
- January Jones Is Bitchy To Small Children, Oh, Good
- Milla Jovovich in a Bikini
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.23.11 Posted: 23 Aug 2011 06:22 PM PDT    Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which you may notice is arriving several hours late because, Jesus Cristo, what a fucking afternoon. If the earth wasn’t rattling on the wrong coast thanks to Chick-Fil-A not being open on Sundays (I told them this would happen.), our network managed to have a frustrating number of Read More ... |
| Megan Fox Is Too Good For Marilyn Monroe’s Face Now Posted: 23 Aug 2011 12:53 PM PDT    Marilyn Monroe is an iconic Hollywood actress who appeared in several timeless films beloved the world over before dying a possible drug-related – or Mafia induced – death in 1962. Megan Fox showcased her navel and fake tits in a movie about fighting robots that turn into cars which now know greased Shia LaBeouf‘s entry Read More ... |
| It’s The Motherf*cking Rapture Posted: 23 Aug 2011 11:27 AM PDT  So, remember all those jokes I made about living on the coast that doesn’t threaten to break into the ocean at a moment’s notice? HAHA. I made this happen with my mind. For those of you who don’t know, a 5.9 earthquake just hit Virginia – Breaking: And below a nuclear power plant. Of course. Read More ... |
| Kris Jenner Wanted Christina Aguilera To Play Kim’s Wedding For Free Posted: 23 Aug 2011 10:16 AM PDT    Kim Kardashian‘s wedding is now close to hauling in $17.9 million, so naturally Kris Jenner expected Jennifer Lopez or Christina Aguilera to perform for free because she’s a crazy person who actually believes her daughter is a legitimate celebrity with star power others can’t help but gravitate towards. Via Reality TV Magazine: According to an Read More ... |
| Amy Winehouse’s Family Says Toxicology Report Came Back Clean For Drugs Posted: 23 Aug 2011 10:08 AM PDT    So this is happening. Via BBC News: Toxicology results have shown “no illegal substances” in Amy Winehouse’s system at the time of her death, according to her family. They say tests indicate alcohol was present but it cannot yet be determined if it played a role in the singer’s death last month. Winehouse’s family thanked Read More ... |
| Rihanna Won’t Stop Wearing a Bikini and Other News Posted: 23 Aug 2011 10:07 AM PDT    “No simulated butt sex. Hmph. Stupid boat…” Posted by Photo Boy - Ryan Gosling doesn’t like fighting, or menswear as it turns out. - Criminals probably got away with all kinds of shit thanks to Kim Kardashian’s wedding. - Nick Cannon is getting a little too desperate for physical contact. Read More ... |
| Will And Jada Reportedly Separate Posted: 23 Aug 2011 07:56 AM PDT    If you believe an “insider” for InTouch Weekly, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have separated, except here’s what happened when TMZ tried to confirm this story: TMZ placed a call to Jada’s rep, Karynne Tencer, who told us … “What? In Touch said that? I know nothing about this … Lord. I’m going back Read More ... |
| January Jones Is Bitchy To Small Children, Oh, Good Posted: 23 Aug 2011 07:11 AM PDT    “Maybe if you weren’t such a little lesbian, that shark wouldn’t be eating you!” Jared Gilmore is only 10-years-old, but he’s already bounced on his role as Bobby Draper on Mad Men and heroically decided to warn his replacement, and the entire acting community, that January Jones is a frigid icebox of hate and adulterous Read More ... |
| Posted: 23 Aug 2011 06:17 AM PDT    Paul W.S. Anderson had waited all his whole life for the opportune moment to say “Hello” in his best Mr. Sulu voice. At last, that day had come, but when to say it? Too late, and his impotence a spectacle for all the world to see. Too early, and he has to make another Resident Read More ... |
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