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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.30.11
- Lady GaGa Wore a Prosthetic Penis To The VMAs
- Rihanna’s Adopting a Kid?
- Julianne Hough Has Leaked Photos Now
- Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is Airing a ‘Suicide Special’ Now, Of Course
- Kendra Wilkinson’s Breasts Hosted a Pool Party and Other News
- Lindsay Lohan Wants to Bang Chris Brown, This Needs To Happen
- Kim Kardashian Wants To Buy Back The Rights To Her Sex Tape
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.30.11 Posted: 30 Aug 2011 01:15 PM PDT    “I can haz Vienna sausages!” Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed rife with political martyrdom, more questionable Alexander Skarsgard photos (Does he have a delivery service now? WTF?) and one child‘s desperate attempt to escape a life of famewhorey and bulk purchases of hair wax removal packages. Also, a quick note on today’s Final Read More ... |
| Lady GaGa Wore a Prosthetic Penis To The VMAs Posted: 30 Aug 2011 12:30 PM PDT    Lady Gaga is a method actor now, so of course she wore a fake penis while attending the VMAs as her male alter ego Jo Calderone. Except we’ve already decided via the power of democracy that she’s a hermaphrodite, so technically Lady GaGa brought two penises to the VMAs. Dos penetración fideos. Us Weekly reports: Read More ... |
| Posted: 30 Aug 2011 11:41 AM PDT    Apparently Rihanna wants to adopt a child from Haiti if this report is one of those times the National Enquirer is actually right about something: "Rihanna doesn't see herself having a biological child anytime soon because she doesn't have a man in her life – plus, after all the drama with CHRIS BROWN, she's suspicious Read More ... |
| Julianne Hough Has Leaked Photos Now Posted: 30 Aug 2011 10:21 AM PDT    When we last left Julianne Hough, she was being routinely molested by Ryan Seacrest in front of her friends and family as his way of saying, “Happy Birthday. Now quit your crying.” So here she is in a series of leaked photos that just made their way onto the Internet, and someone needs to teach Read More ... |
| Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is Airing a ‘Suicide Special’ Now, Of Course Posted: 30 Aug 2011 10:11 AM PDT    If you assumed Bravo would take the classy and respectable route of canceling the upcoming season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills following Russel Armstrong’s suicide, clearly you never seen more than five minutes of this show because they’re going to exploit the fuck out of this thing by airing a “suicide special.” Entertainment Weekly Read More ... |
| Kendra Wilkinson’s Breasts Hosted a Pool Party and Other News Posted: 30 Aug 2011 10:10 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Julie Bowen is trying to destroy her twins’ lives by embarrassment. - Meet the star-studded new cast of Dancing With The Stars. - Matt Damon thinks Gwyneth Paltrow is the greatest actress he’s ever worked with. - Gwen Stefani is doing this as poorly as Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Wants to Bang Chris Brown, This Needs To Happen Posted: 30 Aug 2011 08:28 AM PDT    Immediately following Chris Brown‘s performance at the VMAs Sunday night, Lindsay Lohan fired off the following two tweets, hoping to hitch her freckle-wagon to his star because apparently getting punched in the face is better than sitting around watching your mom drink all your booze money because no one will hire you: - @ChrisBrown killed Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian Wants To Buy Back The Rights To Her Sex Tape Posted: 30 Aug 2011 07:31 AM PDT    A “mystery buyer” (Read: Kim Kardashian.) has reportedly hired a Tennessee lawyer to purchase all the rights to Kim Kardashian Sex Tape from Vivid, so just assume this is the result of Kim’s fake wedding – – being overshadowed by Read More ... |
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