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- VMAS: Kim Kardashian’s Ass Was There
- VMAS: All This Should’ve Died In The Hurricane, But Noooooooo
- VMAS: Beyonce is Pregnant
- VMAS: Justin Bieber Brought A Snake Named Johnson. Really.
| VMAS: Kim Kardashian’s Ass Was There Posted: 28 Aug 2011 09:13 PM PDT    We’ll be back in the morning to wrap up The Superficial’s VMAs coverage and swing this ship toward more gossipy/bikini-y waters, so here’s Kim Kardashian‘s mammoth ass to tide you over. Feel free to set your drinks on it when you’re done, or maybe park your car, pitch an RV for the night, play a Read More ... |
| VMAS: All This Should’ve Died In The Hurricane, But Noooooooo Posted: 28 Aug 2011 08:31 PM PDT    To further emphasize the fact it hasn’t showed music videos in over a decade yet still give out awards for them because its viewers just want to stare at moving pictures of anything, literally anything, MTV not only invited the cast of Jersey Shore (Minus The Situation who’s apparently going to shit into the hand Read More ... |
| Posted: 28 Aug 2011 07:00 PM PDT    Beyonce decided to sabotage the entire VMAs by announcing she’s pregnant on the red carpet. I’m going to assume Gwyneth Paltrow put her up to this because you have heard? They’re friends. Or at least are until Gwyneth demands the child be named Goopagelia Coldplay Carter IV. “Bey, I don’t want to play this card, Read More ... |
| VMAS: Justin Bieber Brought A Snake Named Johnson. Really. Posted: 28 Aug 2011 06:33 PM PDT    Because an earthquake on the east coast followed by a hurricane wasn’t a large enough sign of the apocalypse, Justin Bieber essentially proclaimed himself the anti-Maple Christ by arriving to the VMAs tonight wielding a goddamn serpent. On top of that, the snake’s name is Johnson because earlier today someone told Justin it means penis Read More ... |
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