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Katherine Heigl might be part of a ‘Romancing the Stone’ remake: UGH.
Mario Lopez’s new H8R show will team d-listers with Internet trolls for IRL idiocy
JWoww insists that she hasn’t had any plastic surgery - on her face
Rafael Nadal’s shirtless Armani ads: hot, uncomfortable or ratty?
Beyonce’s new video for “1+1″: sexy, tacky or too baby oily?
Jessica and Ashlee Simpson fight over joint clothing line, scream at each other
Kelly Brook’s biscuit-grazing minidress: inappropriate or adorable?
Sinead O’Connor trolls for sex on her blog, finds suitable applicant
Blake Shelton’s ex wife is working as a teacher and barely scraping by
Leonardo DiCaprio brought Blake Lively to Ben Affleck’s 39th birthday party?

Katherine Heigl might be part of a ‘Romancing the Stone’ remake: UGH.

Posted: 26 Aug 2011 08:54 AM PDT

In yesterday's links, I said that Katherine Heigl's hair is looking a little better. Now that I'm looking at even more new photos… eh. It doesn't look so "bleached into oblivion" as it before, and she's growing it out a little bit. I think she's found a good conditioner, and we should applaud her, because her old style looked like grandma-style cotton candy.

As for this outfit… sigh. I'm not going to yell and scream about it. I think it's unflattering, sure, and those shorts (chino cutoffs, really) give Heigl a phantom dong. But she's out, running errands, and she looks more pulled together than many celebrity women. She does look older than her actual age, which is her consistent style. She and her mother look the same age, and they do everything together and her mom is her only friend. I'm sure her mom is lurking somewhere, out of camera range.

By the way, have you heard about the GOD-AWFUL I HATE YOU MAKE IT STOP rumor that Hollywood is going to remake Romancing the Stone, and that Katherine is in talks to play the Joan Wilder role? With Gerard Butler possibly in the Michael Douglas role.

Well, the "Romancing The Stone" remake has been an idea kicking around Hollywood for a while now and the last we heard about it Robert Luketic, the man behind a string of abominations including "Monster-in-Law," "The Ugly Truth" and "Killers," was going to sit in the director's chair. That was nearly two years ago, and it seems Fox are now looking for some fresh blood and probably someone whose best film isn't "Legally Blonde."

While that search continues, Moviehole reports that Luketic's muse Katherine Heigl is in contention for the lead with names like Taylor Kitsch and Gerard Butler being tossed around as potential male leads. Of course, this all tremendously early, and possibly none of these names will make it through, and whoever does end up directing will probably have their own vision for the project, but it should give you an idea of the direction Fox is looking to take this thing in.

Of the two male leads, Kitsch seems like a longshot, a name who is yet to be proven on the big screen and will be tested by the forthcoming "John Carter" and "Battleship" two big, expensive projects that aren't quite building the buzz they should be at this point. As for Butler, he makes a bit more sense, having already paired up with Heigl for the godawful "The Ugly Truth," which brought in a ridiculous $200 million worldwide. Fox wouldn't mind having a taste of that success.

[From Indie Wire]

I hate you. Make it stop. Shut up. Stop talking. Eat your lies. You're full of douche. STOP STOP STOP. Romancing the Stone does NOT need to be remade. Especially not with Dame Heigl. And although I love him, Gerard Butler needs to back away from this mess. The original is perfect, and I've seen it a million times, and I will always watch it when it's on TV. It's a masterpiece of the adventure-romance-comedy genre.

Did I ever mention that I saw The Ugly Truth, that movie Katherine and Gerard did together? The movie sucked, hard, but I have to admit, they actually had chemistry together. I think The Butler is one of the few people who actually likes Dame Heigl. Poor bastard. I wouldn’t hate it if they made another movie together, but not this remake.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Mario Lopez’s new H8R show will team d-listers with Internet trolls for IRL idiocy

Posted: 26 Aug 2011 08:50 AM PDT

Mario Lopez has a new reality show coming that will probably go the way of Ashton Kutcher’s “Pop Fiction” business. Do you remember that show? That’s right, you don’t. Lopez’s show is called “H8R” and Internet trolls will be invited to tell their most hated faux-celebrities to their faces how they feel about them. Uh oh. Perez Hilton got all skinny and kiss-ass after he had a talking to by Jennifer Aniston. We’re breeding a new generation of reality stars with every one of these throwaway shows. They’re keeping the plastic surgeons in business at least.

Here’s more from an interview Lopez did with Star Magazine (with no sense of irony) about the show, which premieres on The CW on September 15th. This interview is accompanied by a shirtless photo of Lopez in the pool and a still of Janice Dickinson on the show touching some young chick’s leg in an attempt to win her over.

What’s H8R about?
The internet provides a forum for haters. We thought, “What if a person confronted the celebrity they’re bashing? Would they still have the guts to say it to their face?”

How do you select the celebrities?
We base it on who we assume might have a hater. Nobody is going to really hate Dustin Hoffman, but somebody like Snooki - she’s one our first show.

Do celebrities like it?
It’s a chance to rehabilitate their image. They can have a little fun with somebody who dislikes them because of a preconceived notion and then try to show them the real person behind the celebrity.

You confronted one of your haters. How did that go?
I’ll be honest; it was awkward at first. She was forming her opinions based on hearsay. But I won her over quick!

[From Star Magazine, print edition, September 5, 2011]

There are some previews of H8R on CW’s website (and one below) and it doesn’t look bad, honestly. They’ve got Snooki and Kim Kardashian. Some girl tells Kim K her ass isn’t real, a guy bitches Snooki out for not being Italian and then the celebrities meet them, act sweet and try to win them over. Of course it works because no one is going to continue telling someone to their face that they find their public personas annoying.

It looks very predictable, though, and as Lopez says it’s not like any A-listers are going to agree to be on it. He tried to frame it like those people don’t have haters, but in actuality it’s not like anyone with a real Hollywood career would be on that show. Popfiction had the same issue. We’ve seen all these people on so many other reality shows that it’s not interesting when they’re playing themselves yet again. Plus we know the outcome. I would like to see someone stand their ground and be like “yeah, you still really suck. How much money are you making for lying about your plastic surgery and attending toilet openings again?” It wouldn’t be me, though. I’d be caving and being sweet with the rest of them.

Mario Lopez is shown in August with his girlfriend, Courtney Mazza, and interviewing Kathy Griffin for “Extra.” Kathy should be on the show! Credit: WENN.com

JWoww insists that she hasn’t had any plastic surgery - on her face

Posted: 26 Aug 2011 08:47 AM PDT

During our last discussion of “Jersey Shore,” I believe that we came to the grand conclusion that the cast is here to stay — on our televisions and in our gyms — for at least another few minutes. So I’ve begrudgingly accepted that fact and will try to adjust my attitude accordingly. Maybe.

At any rate, fans and non-fans of the show alike have noticed a rather intriguing phenomenon; that is, the transformation of cast member Jenni “JWoww” Farley, who has quickly morphed from a fresh-faced party girl to a hard-bodied fitness fanatic. Of course, these descriptions are relative to the “Jersey Shore” cast themselves, but JWoww has always seemed like the most relatable cast member of the group. However, people are starting to wonder whether or not JWoww’s evolving look is not merely the result of weight loss but also a cosmetic procedure or two, so she has spoken to In Touch to, you know, set the record straight:

Jenni “JWoww” Farley has always been known for her sexy appearance, but since the premiere of the latest season of “Jersey Shore,” her looks are garnering attention for different reasons. “People are saying I got cheek implants, my chin shaved down and a nose job,” Jenny, 25, tells In Touch in an exclusive interview. While she acknowledges her face has indeed changed, she insists it’s not due to surgery. “If I got work done, I would be open to talking about it; I didn’t,” she claims. On the contrary, Jenny credits her recent slimdown for transforming her appearance. “I lost 15 pounds and my cheeks became more defined,” she explains. After she began weight training four days a week with her boyfriend and trainer of more than one year, Roger Williams, using Ab Cuts and eating small meals every two to three hours, JWoww now says, “I don’t want to lose any more weight. I just want to keep toning and eating healthy.”

For anyone who’s still skeptical, Jenni says she’s picked up a lot of tricks of the trade from all the photo shoots she’s been doing. “I highlight my cheeks instead of putting bronzer on them,” she explains. And the secret to her plumper pout is to strategically apply lip liner, lipstick, face powder, lip gloss and concealer.

At the end of the day, Jenni says she isn’t overly concerned with people’s opinion of her. “I try to ignore it,” she explains. In fact, she’s the first one to admit she isn’t perfect. “I have cellulite,” she confesses. She also hasn’t ruled out the possibility of getting plastic surgery down the road. “I’ll probably get Botox by the time I’m 30, and have my breast implants redone in a few years after I’ve had kids,” she says. But for now, she isn’t changing a thing. “I’m comfortable; I feel good. I’m the same as I’ve always been, just better.”

[From In Touch, print edition, September 5, 2011]

Do we believe her? I really do. From the above photo comparison, it really looks like JWoww is now merely taking advantage of false eyelashes and make-up tips from the photoshoot pros that she mentioned. She’s also learned how to highlight and contour as opposed to just applying a flat shade of foundation over her whole face with some bronzer slapped over the cheekbones. Honestly, she looks great, but she was pretty enough beforehand. Mostly though, I appreciate the fact that JWoww doesn’t lie about getting her boobs done; then again, there’s no getting around the fact that those girls aren’t real.

Photos courtesy of Fame

Rafael Nadal’s shirtless Armani ads: hot, uncomfortable or ratty?

Posted: 26 Aug 2011 08:15 AM PDT

I'm not a Rafael Nadal person. I've always preferred Roger Federer, as an athlete, as a gentleman, and just by comparative attractiveness. It's not that Rafa is unattractive… he just doesn't do it for me. I think he looks uncomfortable most of the time - like, the only time he ever looks in his element is on the clay, and beyond that, he just doesn't care for the rest of the world. His discomfort does not turn me on, and I can't see past it (much like with Kristen Stewart). Perhaps I'm being converted, though. These are some new Armani ads starring Rafa, who replaced Cristiano Ronaldo as the official crotch of Armani - Rafa and Megan Fox are the two current crotches of the brand, and I've included some of the older ads below.

Now, what is it about lovely black and white images (the campaign is shot by Steven Klein) of an athlete's body that makes me stop and look? I think it's because Rafa's incredible body comes from true athleticism and hard work - he doesn't look like a gym rat. He looks like he's out there training. Hard. It's hot. Plus, in these shots, his face doesn't look so… ratty.

Nadal is due at the US Open, which starts next week. Time Magazine has a great piece on where Nadal stands right now, and whether or not his head is in the game - go here to read it.

Ads courtesy of Armani.

Beyonce’s new video for “1+1″: sexy, tacky or too baby oily?

Posted: 26 Aug 2011 07:38 AM PDT

Beyonce's last music video was a tweaked nightmare involving lots of lingerie, a really tacky wedding gown, and a bad lyrical storyline involving Beyonce whining about an ex-boyfriend on the day of her wedding. It was a hot mess. Anyway, Beyonce has a new non-single music video out for her song "1+1". Her label says “1+1 is not an official single, but it’s the first song on the album and it’s the first of many videos which will be released to visually tell the story of 4.” Beyonce co-directed this with Laurent Briet and Ed Burke, and Beyonce has called this song her favorite on her album, 4. It was written by The Dream.

Random thoughts:

*Wow, Beyonce must be wearing the motherload of glittery Victoria's Secret lotion on her face.

*I'm getting really tired of this ratty-looking blonde weave.

*Damn, her face is really messed up. Really, really messed up. She used to be so pretty.

*I feel like we're just about to see Beynipple.

*Most of the production costs went for baby oil.

*Gross, the blonde weave being thrown around in slow motion. WTF, Bey?

*Leopard-print panties, bra and black garters? Why does every Beyonce video seem like a lingerie ad these days?

*The song is actually rather pretty.

*Green eyeliner?

*OK, this video is just ridiculous.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Jessica and Ashlee Simpson fight over joint clothing line, scream at each other

Posted: 26 Aug 2011 07:05 AM PDT

It looks like there’s some “professional” rivalry between Jessica and Ashlee Simpson. The National Enquirer reports that they’re so at odds over some tween clothing line they’re working on launching together that they’re screaming at each other. Things are said to be so tense between them that Ashlee might not even go to Jessica’s wedding, whenever she’s having it. This whole story is pretty ripe considering how terribly they individually dress. Apparently Jessica’s tastes tend toward girly while Ashlee wants something closer to Avril Lavigne’s punk style. So ugly-frilly vs. ugly distressed look. Take your pick.

Jessica Simpson and her sister Ashlee… announced in June that they’re launching a joint tween clothing line, but sources say they’re now fighting like cats and dogs over it.

“Jessica and Ashlee are butting heads over the direction of the clothes,” an insider divulged.

“Jess prefers girly frills like lace and flowers. She leans more toward sexy dresses and low-cut tops. But Ashlee wants a more punk-rock look. She’s pushing for ripped jeans and neon t-shirts.

“Their disagreements have set off a virtual [war] with them screaming at each other in front of underlings…

“Jessica constantly throws her fashion success in Ashlee’s face,” the insider revealed.

“Ashlee also feels Jess wasn’t supportive after she split from husband Pete Wentz… She needed a shoulder to lean on and Jess was nowhere in sight.

“Now Ashlee is so angry with Jessica’s bossy ways that she’s threatening to boycott her wedding to Eric later this year,” said the source.

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, September 5, 2011]

I always thought Ashlee and Jessica were tight, so this is surprising to me. Still, if you look at how they dress it’s easy to see that there’s no way they would be able to agree on styles for a joint fashion line. The photo above doesn’t really capture how stark their fashion differences are, so here are a few candids of them out separately recently. I think the common denominator here is “fug,” though. They definitely have that in common. Oh and animal prints.

Ashlee is friends with Nicky Hilton I guess. Who knew? Who cared?

Photo credit: WENN, Fame, Pacific Coast News

Kelly Brook’s biscuit-grazing minidress: inappropriate or adorable?

Posted: 26 Aug 2011 07:05 AM PDT

Boris Johnson, the mayor of London, announced the "London Sky Ride 2011" yesterday, and Kelly Brook was on hand to promote the event, which is basically a seven-mile bike ride for charity, I think. This is what Kelly wore - a biscuit-grazing mini-dress and heels. I mean, she's so pretty, and the outfit is cute. But how in the world are you supposed to ride a bike in it? And how are there NOT 20-million photos of Kelly's biscuits? I don't understand? Did photographers all collectively forget the concept of "up-skirt" photos yesterday? It's not like they would have even had to try that hard. Kelly is basically wearing a short smock, and she was on a bike. It's just point and click.

Kelly told reporters, "Cycling is a fun way to spend time with friends and keep in shape. This will be my third year supporting the Mayor of London's Sky Ride and I can't wait for the 4th September to come around. It's such a fantastic way to get out on your bike and enjoy the sights of the capital in your own time, with friends or family. Plus there is loads of stuff going on throughout the day to enjoy on and off your bike. So what are you waiting for? Come down and join me for a fun-packed family day out!" Oh, Kelly. It's going to be so difficult for all of those dudes to ride their bikes when they have raging erections. She's so cute.

By the way, she wants to get married. Cue a million marriage proposals by the end of the day:

Kelly Brook would “love” to get married. The ‘Piranha 3D’ actress - who experienced a tragic miscarriage in March - would like to walk down the aisle with her rugby player boyfriend Thom Evans at some point in the future but is not in a rush and is focusing on being a “good girlfriend” for the moment.

She said: “One day I’d love to have children and I’d love to be married but now I’m just focusing on working on staying healthy and fit and being a good girlfriend. That’s my priority. When the time’s right and if it happens, it happens. I won’t be proposing to anyone anytime soon, put it that way.”

Kelly, 31, is currently enjoying spending time at home with her family in Kent, South East England, getting back in shape and focusing on her modelling and acting careers.

She added: “I’ve been getting fit, working out, riding my bike, going back to the gym and doing photo shoots and modeling. It’s been really nice to get back in my body and get fit again. I’ve really enjoyed just being with boyfriend and my family, being at home in Kent and having time to myself.”

[From Contact Music]

Considering I'm now kind of in love with her, I'd really like to see Kelly break out in America in a big way, and find some American dude to raise her profile. I hear George Clooney's trying to dump Crazy Keibler… maybe he could give Kelly a go? She's his type - brunette, great figure, not a rocket scientist. I would LOVE Kelly and Clooney together.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Sinead O’Connor trolls for sex on her blog, finds suitable applicant

Posted: 26 Aug 2011 05:56 AM PDT

This is one of the most amusing things I’ve seen in a while. (That wasn’t written by Kaiser, natch.) The last we saw of 90s music sensation Sinead O’Connor, 44, she had gained some mom weight and grown her hair back in a very unfortunate style that Michael K at DListed described as “toddler hair circa 1978.” (We don’t have those pictures, you can see them here. That’s not what I’m calling amusing, that’s pretty normal apart from the way she’s dressed and her terrible haircut.) She currently has four kids that range in age from 15 to 4, who all have different fathers, and she’s living in her native Ireland.

Anyway Sinead needs some sex, desperately. She writes on her official blog that she needs it so bad that vegetables are looking sexy to her. Has that ever happened to you? Sometimes my electric toothbrush seems sexy with it’s sweet hum and vibrating power, but cold veggies just would not do the trick. Sinead posted a long message a few days ago requesting a guy who is hairy, employed, 44 or older and prepared to service her needs, basically. Here it is in its entirely:

The man who runs my site will protectively suggest I may want to visit the bathroom for a few intimate moments and a subsequent cold shower before deciding to post this on the site but I will of course ignore him as it’s too late now and the her-moans are having the best of me.

I recently read of a woman in America who married and regularly humps her truck. I don’t yet own a truck but I’m beginning to understand her head space. And am worried I too may be so desperate for sex that within days I might run up the road and hump Bray Cab’s whole fleet in one hour. Forty quid clear-up afterward. Can’t say fairer than that. Except maybe a photo for their web-site. Which would be fine.

My shit-uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables. I tell you yams are looking like the winners. I actually do know a woman who is a performance artist from America. I have a photo of her being escorted arm in arm by two uk police man onto a plane back home cuz she humped a yam in the middle of her show. I just know that’s going to happen to me if I don’t take drastic action.

Needless to say what I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me cuz they like my (legendary) arse. Yet I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun. and it’s VERY depressing.

So I’ve been pondering on whether or not I should join some Irish dating agencies. Of course if I did it would end up in papers so I may as well save myself the registration fees. Besides which a friend of mine uses dating agencies and half the men actually have wives.

Am in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man.

He must be no younger than 44.

Must be living in Ireland but I don’t care if he is from the planet Zog.

Must not be named Brian or Nigel.

Must be blind enough to think I’m gorgeous.

Has to be employed. Am not fussy in what capacity generally but vehicle clampers need not apply.

Leather trouser- wearing gardai, fire-men, rugby players, and Robert Downey-Junior will be given special consideration. As will literally anyone who applies.

I like me a hairy man so buffed and/or waxed need not apply.

No hair gel.

No hair dryer use.

No hair dye

Stubble is a non-negotiable must. Any removal of stubble would be upsetting for me.

No after shave.

Must be very ’snuggly’. Not just wham-bam.

Must be wham-bam.

Has to like his mother.

Has to like his ex and or mother/s of his children.

Has to live in own place.

I must end now as I have a hot date with a banana

Applicants can apply through my secretary at vampyahslayah@yahoo.com

[From Sinead O'Connor's website]

That was posted on August 20th, and in a follow up yesterday Sinead reports that she got laid! Yay! At least I think that’s what she’s writing here. Or maybe she had some fun on Skype. Either way, it seems to have taken care of her needs.

Search called off for now. Suitable man found. Hands down winner. No competition.. Thank you again to the sunday indo..

That position has been filled by an extremely sweet, kind, very respectful, considerate but absolutely FILTHY minded, un-inhibited RUDE sex maniac named John. and no.. I don’t mean John Waters.

Well good for her. There’s no need to resort to veggies. She has more details on her blog about her preferred sex practices, but I’m not going to get into it here. Let’s just say she’s a backdoor gal and leave it at that. Sinead O’Connor is a kinky bitch and she’ll tell you about it.

Here’s Sinead performing in July, 2010. Credit: WENN.com

Blake Shelton’s ex wife is working as a teacher and barely scraping by

Posted: 26 Aug 2011 05:42 AM PDT

Blake and Kaynette in 2005

Blake Shelton married his first wife, his then longterm girlfriend Kaynette Williams, in November 2003. In September, 2005 he met his now-wife Miranda Lambert at the CMT 100 Greatest Duets Concert. About six months later, Blake divorced Kaynette. Rumor has it that he divorced her because of Miranda. In a 2007 interview, he characterized his relationship with Miranda as on and off, but said he had an instant connection with her. He said “She's one of those few people you meet and have a connection with and you don't really fully understand it, but you know it's a pretty big deal.” So it sounds to me like he was cheating on Kaynette with Miranda given the timeline.

Whatever happened, Kaynette really got the shaft. She supported Blake through his early career struggles but it doesn’t sound like whatever settlement or support she’s getting is even a small fraction of the millions he’s making now. Kaynette is living in Kansas in what the Enquirer calls a “secluded, modest home” and working as a teacher at an Elementary school. Teaching is one of the most prestigious, difficult jobs there is in my opinion, but it doesn’t pay well that’s for sure.

Blake Shelton’s ex wife - who helped launch him to stardom before he allegedly cheated on her with Miranda Lambert - is now barely scraping by as an elementary schoolteacher in Kansas.

And if marrying Miranda wasn’t painful enough for his ex-wife and former road manager Kaynette Williams, the country crooner is now taking cheap shots at her in interviews.

“Kaynette was not only a loyal wife, she stood by Blake through the roughest of times while he was struggling,” a family friend told The Enquirer.

“But Blake turned his back on her for Miranda.

“Without Kaynette to keep his career on track, it’s unlikely he would have ever reached his level of stardom.”

In a recent interview, Blake slammed his divorce to Kaynette, calling it “the worst experience of my life.” He added that he didn’t rush back into marriage because “nothing was worth risking that again.”

Blake courted Kaynette for several years before they married in 2003. When he filed for divorce in February 2006, he and Miranda, he and Miranda had already known each other for nearly six months.

In divorce papers, Kaynette claims Blake was “guilty of inappropriate marital conduct.”

The Enquirer found Kaynette living in a secluded, modest home on the outskirts of Great Bend, Kan.

“After Blake and I split up, I moved from Tennessee back to Oklahoma,” Kaynette told The Enquirer in an exclusive interview.

“But then Blake and Miranda moved there to a neighboring town, and it just felt like Oklahoma wasn’t big enough for all of us.

“So I ended up here in Great Bend, where I became a schoolteacher…”

But while millionaire Blake is on easy street, a friend divulged: “Kaynette barely makes enough to make ends meet on her teacher’s salary.

“She lives in the middle of nowhere like a recluse and currently has her house on the market so she can relocate even farther out in the country.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, September 5, 2011]

This story sounds so familiar and typical. I have heard of way too many instances of guys shafting their wives who did everything for them and then focusing all their attention (and of course their money) on the mistresses. At least this drunken clown didn’t have any kids with Kaynette, not that he would have treated her any more fairly if he did. I don’t totally dislike Blake, he does seem like a decent guy on The Voice, but this is just wrong. Yes there are two sides to every story, but this one sounds pretty cut and dried. Maybe if Blake never talked smack about his ex she wouldn’t have told the Enquirer her version of their relationship. (And it’s not like she trashed him either, she seems to have shown a lot of restraint here.) Blake does seem to have a foot in mouth problem, which is all the more enhanced by his Barcardi and Crystal Light problem.

Blake and Kaynette are shown in 2005. Blake and Miranda are shown in 2011. Credit: PRPhotos and WENN.com

Leonardo DiCaprio brought Blake Lively to Ben Affleck’s 39th birthday party?

Posted: 26 Aug 2011 05:28 AM PDT

Many people think that Blake Lively and Ben Affleck had something going on while they filmed The Town together two years ago. The rumors about an on-set affair persisted to the point where during The Town's promotion last year, Blake and Ben were never positioned together, in the same space and time, and I feel like Blake was asked not to participate in a large part of the promotional tour. Then there was this interview that Ben did with Blake for Interview Magazine. That piece kind of sealed it for me - they had sex, IMO. And it was torrid.

Whatever did or did not happen, it was just another day for Blake, it seems. She was back with Penn Badgley, and assorted other dudes. One of those dudes? Leonardo DiCaprio. Blake tried to land Leo for about six months before he officially made Blake his girlfriend, and ever since, they've been loved up all over the place. Leo even decided to bring Blake as his "date" to a birthday party last week - Ben Affleck's birthday party.

Leonardo DiCaprio brought an eye-catching guest to pal Ben Affleck's 39th birthday bash: new flame Blake Lively, who costarred with Ben in The Town.

"Ben party was amazing and so much fun," a source close to Blake says of the Aug. 13 bash, held at Ben and wife Jennifer Garner's Brentwood estate.

Blake's presence at Leo's side during the party, thrown by celeb event planner Mindy Weiss, is a sign of how serious they've become - as Star reported, they're even house-hunting for an NYC love nest.

But the actor, 36, hasn't entirely given up his single ways. Three night earlier, at LA bar Goal, "Leo got on the mic for Karaoke," says a source, who adds that Blake wasn't around. "He's there all the time hanging out with the guys."

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

I couldn't care less about Leo and the boys' night. I want to hear about the birthday party. I want to know the face Jennifer Garner made when Blake walked in on Leo's arm. I want to know the face Ben Affleck made when he saw whatever titsy, leggy little dress Blake had on. I want to know if Leo had any idea. And I still want to know if those nude Blake photos were meant for Ben. It's killing me that I don't know!

Photos courtesy of Fame.

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