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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.29.11
- JWoww’s New Face is Breathtaking
- LeAnn Rimes Hung A Bikini Off Her Dying, Emaciated Frame
- Shia LaBeouf Got Wasted In or Around Marilyn Manson
- Bar Refaeli’s Bikini is Not The VMAs and Other News
- MTV’s DEATH VALLEY – Tonight @ 10:30
- The 2011 MTV Video Music Awards
- Remember When Britney Spears and Madonna Made Out? Lady GaGa Did
- Matthew Fox Allegedly Punched A Chick in The Lady Parts, All The Lady Parts
- You’ll Believe A Woman-Beater Can Fly
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.29.11 Posted: 29 Aug 2011 02:30 PM PDT    “Mom?” Ke$ha asked, sensing her journey was, at last, at an end. Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which somehow managed to swim its way out of the afterbirth of the VMAs for your viewing pleasure, so snuggle it close. On that note, Photo Boy and I are pretty much beat over here, so Read More ... |
| JWoww’s New Face is Breathtaking Posted: 29 Aug 2011 01:07 PM PDT    What you’re looking at is JWoww hosting at PURE Nightclub on Friday with her new face that she wants people to believe is simply the result of routine weight loss through diet and exercise and not plastic surgery which is an interesting thing for someone whose thighs I could live off of for the winter Read More ... |
| LeAnn Rimes Hung A Bikini Off Her Dying, Emaciated Frame Posted: 29 Aug 2011 12:00 PM PDT    For some reason “LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini” doesn’t quite tell the whole story here. Although, I probably should’ve added cackled. “LeAnn Rimes Hung A Bikini Off Her Dying, Emaciated Frame, Then Cackled Like One Of Those Skeletons From The Movies. Army of Darkness, Maybe? You Know What I’m Talking About, She Cackled Like That.” Read More ... |
| Shia LaBeouf Got Wasted In or Around Marilyn Manson Posted: 29 Aug 2011 11:21 AM PDT    Based on two varying reports in Life & Style and Page Six, it’s safe to say Shia LaBeouf got some level of shitfaced Friday night either while partying with Marilyn Manson or in his general vicinity. So let’s go with the Life & Style version because I’ve often wondered it’d be like if Marilyn Manson Read More ... |
| Bar Refaeli’s Bikini is Not The VMAs and Other News Posted: 29 Aug 2011 10:01 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Hilary Duff‘s agent has one hell of a thank you on the way. (Read: Window-front blowjob) - Chelsea Handler got kicked out of a men’s room. If you guessed it was for NOT having a penis, you’re wrong. - Justin Timberlake is banging Jessica Biel again. Read More ... |
| MTV’s DEATH VALLEY – Tonight @ 10:30 Posted: 29 Aug 2011 10:00 AM PDT |
| The 2011 MTV Video Music Awards Posted: 29 Aug 2011 09:19 AM PDT    So we can move on with our lives and never speak of this again, here’s Blacky GaGa and the rest of the 2011 MTV VMAs. And just to demonstrate how irrelevant this entire event was, Katy Perry didn’t even bother to show any cleavage and Jake Busey was there. Jake Busey. When you can’t even Read More ... |
| Remember When Britney Spears and Madonna Made Out? Lady GaGa Did Posted: 29 Aug 2011 08:55 AM PDT    For those of you lucky enough to lead healthy, productive lives full of purpose and meaning, the MTV VMAs were last night, Lady Gaga dressed like Ralph Macchio and Richard Lewis love-child the entire time and referred to herself as Jo Calderone during stand-up sets that made you want to snort the Hantavirus. Now, for Read More ... |
| Matthew Fox Allegedly Punched A Chick in The Lady Parts, All The Lady Parts Posted: 29 Aug 2011 07:34 AM PDT    Speaking of woman-beaters, Jack Shepard, or “Matthew Fox“, whatever that means, apparently really wanted to crash a party bus in Cleveland Saturday night only to find himself blocked by some dumb cooze forcing him to take action. Fortunately Locke and Sawyer had stolen the briefcase full of guns earlier or this could’ve gone all wrong. Read More ... |
| You’ll Believe A Woman-Beater Can Fly Posted: 29 Aug 2011 06:55 AM PDT    Thanks to a fanbase of young girls who are all too eager to accept that a woman has it coming to earn the favor of their beloved idol, Chris Brown was invited to perform on last night’s VMAs where someone thought it’d be an awesome idea to make him fly. Because that’s what’s missing from Read More ... |
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