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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.22.11
- Reese Witherspoon Went Surfing
- David Hasselhoff is The Gay Matrix Now
- This is Brad Pitt’s Assistant
- Octomom’s Showing Off Her Scars Now
- Rihanna’s Stage Presence is a Symphony of Poise, Grace and Other News
- Snooki Threw a Pool Party Again
- BREAKING: Lindsay and Dina Consumed Alcohol To Prevent Tremors
- The Whores Had a Whore Wedding: Here’s How Much They Whored
- Zoe Saldana Is Coming For You August 26
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.22.11 Posted: 22 Aug 2011 02:30 PM PDT    Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where Dennis Rodman sports his Amazing Technicolor I Just Fell Off The Wagon And Into a Transexual Hooker’s Pile Of Coke Dreamcoat, and Gerard Depardieu battles Jon Voight to see who can literally murder a man with his eyes. (Hint: It’s the one who distracts him with sudden Read More ... |
| Reese Witherspoon Went Surfing Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:18 PM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy Since it seems like today’s theme has inadvertently become Bodies Ravaged By ____ Day, (See: Lindsay = Geological Side Effects, Octomom = Clown Car Uterus, and Snooki = Pickle Juice And Semen) here’s Reese Witherspoon sporting a wet-suit shirt while surfing in Hawaii. I wouldn’t be so crass to imply that Read More ... |
| David Hasselhoff is The Gay Matrix Now Posted: 22 Aug 2011 12:30 PM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy Here’s David Hasselhoff performing at something called G-A-Y London which I naturally assume is some sort of club where they hold Fantasy Football draft parties. I guess I could use someone else’s computer to actually look up this place and find out what it really is, but that would require effort Read More ... |
| Posted: 22 Aug 2011 11:21 AM PDT    Last week, the Internet was aflutter after photos surfaced of Brad Pitt with a comely young assistant, Lara Marsden, on the set of World War Z. This is that assistant. Now, while most people might be inclined to say Angelina Jolie better watch her back now that there’s a younger woman unweathered by the rigors Read More ... |
| Octomom’s Showing Off Her Scars Now Posted: 22 Aug 2011 10:36 AM PDT    “For the last time, lady, we know how you got those scars. Quit askin’.” If you can’t tell by the Snooki pool party post, it’s lunchtime on the east coast, so here’s Octomom showing off her pregnancy scars at a celebrity boxing match over the weekend because apparently Octomom celebrity boxes now. Anyway, I like Read More ... |
| Rihanna’s Stage Presence is a Symphony of Poise, Grace and Other News Posted: 22 Aug 2011 10:35 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Victoria Justice’s camel toe in a bikini, anyone? - Jeffrey Ross apparently has no idea who Charlie Sheen is. - Even Gwyneth Paltrow isn’t this much of an asshole. Just consider for a moment what it took to type that sentence. - Brad Pitt now thinks Read More ... |
| Snooki Threw a Pool Party Again Posted: 22 Aug 2011 08:45 AM PDT    Despite the fact her last one looked exactly like those pig guards from Jabba’s palace threw a bikini kegger – True Story: George Lucas already added the footage to the Blu-ray editons. “It was my original vision,” he said to a flannel shirt and no one else. – Snooki was somehow invited to host another Read More ... |
| BREAKING: Lindsay and Dina Consumed Alcohol To Prevent Tremors Posted: 22 Aug 2011 08:04 AM PDT    Phew, Lindsay’s in the front seat. For a minute there I thought this poor bastard wasn’t going to get paid. Seen here leaving Kim Kardashian’s wedding every shade of freckle-hammered, Lindsay Lohan reportedly spent the entire reception knocking back shots with her mom which is exactly what you want to encourage a recovering alcoholic on Read More ... |
| The Whores Had a Whore Wedding: Here’s How Much They Whored Posted: 22 Aug 2011 06:56 AM PDT    Oh, look, someone got them a white Tiger Woods as a wedding gift. Lucky. If you’ve somehow managed to avoid the fact that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries got “married” this weekend, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries got “married” this weekend. I’m going to try and give this thing as minimal as coverage as possible Read More ... |
| Zoe Saldana Is Coming For You August 26 Posted: 22 Aug 2011 06:55 AM PDT    Scope out the smokin’ hot Zoe Saldana‘s one-woman revenge spree in COLOMBIANA. In theaters everywhere August 26. - ADVERTISEMENT - Photos: Sony PicturesRead More ... |
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