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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.31.11
- Minka Kelly Bangs This Guy Now
- Mel Gibson Made Court Faces Again
- And Now For Your Pretentious Celebrity Vegan Quote of The Day
- Giuliana Rancic Trolled LeAnn Rimes Like A Harp From Wherever People Don’t Eat
- Hello, Rose McGowan And Other News
- George Lucas is Still Raping Childhoods
- Who Likes Their Superman Extra Bulgy?
- Here’s How Madonna Stays In Shape For Her Man-Child
- Kris Humphries Won’t Be Asked If It’s In Yet Tonight
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.31.11 Posted: 31 Aug 2011 02:45 PM PDT    “I said, I fucked your wife! God, this motor’s loud…” Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Alysa Milano looking exactly like a woman who’s ready to pop at any minute, and she did this morning, Alexander Skarsgard sniffing out a new lovah and Great Caesar’s Ghost, Adrianne Curry really is fucking random nerds Read More ... |
| Minka Kelly Bangs This Guy Now Posted: 31 Aug 2011 01:45 PM PDT    According to TooFab, the now-single Minka Kelly is already not-single because she’s having a “growing late-night relationship” (So I’m not the only one who wakes up with that? Thank God.) with Ramon Rodriguez who you might remember from such roles as Omar’s boyfriend on The Wire or Shia LaBeouf’s roommate in Transformers: This Time With Read More ... |
| Mel Gibson Made Court Faces Again Posted: 31 Aug 2011 12:49 PM PDT    Mel Gibson was in court this morning for reasons that aren’t really important, so just assume he somehow managed to only pay Oksana Grigorieva a settlement that’s a shart in the bucket to him because the California court system is afraid of getting Third Reich’d in the face. Because that’s exactly what happened. What is Read More ... |
| And Now For Your Pretentious Celebrity Vegan Quote of The Day Posted: 31 Aug 2011 11:45 AM PDT    You're a vegan. For your last meal would you go for a fatty steak or just some tempeh? I'm not a true vegan. I dabble in sustainable fish and dawdle in the consumption of eggs. Steak doesn't speak to me, and tempeh is so-so. I'll savor a solitary apricot that's been kissed by my baby. Read More ... |
| Giuliana Rancic Trolled LeAnn Rimes Like A Harp From Wherever People Don’t Eat Posted: 31 Aug 2011 10:54 AM PDT    While most of us recognize LeAnn Rimes‘s Holocaustiesque frame as the prime example of perfect health, Giuliana Rancic decided to get her name out there in the easiest way possible by publicly saying LeAnn looks too skinny. It’s practically the new conveniently-leaked sex tape. Via The Huffington Post: “She lost a lot of weight from Read More ... |
| Hello, Rose McGowan And Other News Posted: 31 Aug 2011 10:20 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Snooki is ready for the Fox News anchor desk. - Shannon Doherty wants you to go back to school. - Contact with George Clooney‘s penis is the newest prerequisite for Dancing With The Stars. - Meanwhile, an alarm just sounded at Adrianne Curry‘s house. Read More ... |
| George Lucas is Still Raping Childhoods Posted: 31 Aug 2011 09:33 AM PDT    “Rape will keep the local systems in line. Also, neck pouches.” If you haven’t heard the sound of millions of Internet voices suddenly crying out in terror and were suddenly silenced, George Lucas has altered the original Star Wars trilogy again for next month’s Blu-ray release, according to Badass Digest‘s Drew Faraci who has confirmed Read More ... |
| Who Likes Their Superman Extra Bulgy? Posted: 31 Aug 2011 08:51 AM PDT    God, I hope this is in 3D… I mean, who said that? Following this summer’s trend of filming blockbusters in clear view of the paparazzi, here are shots of Henry Cavill on the set of Zack Snyder’s Superman: Man of Steel which we can now say with throbbing accuracy is red underwear-free. (Which, yes, I Read More ... |
| Here’s How Madonna Stays In Shape For Her Man-Child Posted: 31 Aug 2011 08:50 AM PDT    If you’re like me, you often wonder how Madonna keeps herself in prime, looking like she’s dying physical condition for stealing and/or dating children depending on which direction the blood crystal points in the morn. Turns out her secret is rigorous soccer ball lifting. One hour of soccer ball lifting in the morning, followed by Read More ... |
| Kris Humphries Won’t Be Asked If It’s In Yet Tonight Posted: 31 Aug 2011 06:59 AM PDT    In related news, Vivid Entertainment has made contact with the “mystery buyer” of Kim Kardashian’s sex tape and set the price at $30 million along with basically admitting this is all just a giant PR stunt for Kim by making the following ham-fisted statement to TMZ: “I have no idea who is behind this offer Read More ... |
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