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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.26.11
- Jim Carrey Was Just Joking in a Completely Serious, Wants To Sniff Emma Stone’s Hair While She’s Sleeping Way
- Ashlee Simpson is Drunk Dialing Pete Wentz Now
- Sinead O’Connor is Really Horny
- Britney Spears Wanted To Be a Teacher
- Laura Prepon, What The Hell Did You Do To Donna? And Other News
- BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR – Official Red Band Trailer
- It’s Time For ‘Madonna’s New Boyfriend or Just Another Child She Stole?’
- Minka Kelly is Single
- OUR IDIOT BROTHER – In Theaters Today
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.26.11 Posted: 26 Aug 2011 01:00 PM PDT    “This water tastes like dolphins!” Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where, thanks to Sinead O’Connor‘s blog re-introducing us to “the difficult brown,” I came across a couple other situations where it could apply for your perusal and eventual submission to Webster’s: 1. The stain Johnny Depp’s baby bro left on Taylor Swift’s sheets. Read More ... |
| Posted: 26 Aug 2011 12:00 PM PDT    Yesterday the entire Internet was reminded that Jim Carrey has completely fallen off the deep end when he posted a video love letter to Emma Stone on his new website www.jimcarreytrulife.com that will eventually be Exhibit A when Emma’s weighted-down body’s found in a Louisiana swamp with a butterfly cocoon in her mouth. Sensing that’s Read More ... |
| Ashlee Simpson is Drunk Dialing Pete Wentz Now Posted: 26 Aug 2011 11:12 AM PDT    “Thank you! And you’re baby is so cute, too. Have you used him to make a little emo bitch cry yet? Ohmygod, it’s adorable.” Because I enjoy a good Ashlee Simpson makes Pete Wentz cry tale as much as the next male knitting guild champ, here’s a little yarn about Ashlee taking after her sister Read More ... |
| Sinead O’Connor is Really Horny Posted: 26 Aug 2011 10:42 AM PDT    “Why aren’t you a penis?! ARRRGGHHH!!” Sinead O’Connor looks like this now, so keep that in mind as you read the personal ad she posted to her blog over the weekend that people are only just now catching onto because, honestly, we all thought she was dead. I posted the full text after the cut Read More ... |
| Britney Spears Wanted To Be a Teacher Posted: 26 Aug 2011 10:41 AM PDT    Back in March, Britney Spears told Out that she wanted to be a lawyer when she grows up, but those answers were provided via e-mail (Read: By a publicist.), so here she is doing a phone interview with Popjustice where she says she would’ve been a teacher if she didn’t become a popstar because she Read More ... |
| Laura Prepon, What The Hell Did You Do To Donna? And Other News Posted: 26 Aug 2011 10:40 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Kathy Griffin is somehow creepier than Jim Carrey. Oh right, it’s her face. - And around and around the Internet goes with this thing… - Mark and Donnie Wahlberg have a burger joint. You’ll never guess what it’s called. - Johnny Depp is channeling Hunter S. Read More ... |
| BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR – Official Red Band Trailer Posted: 26 Aug 2011 10:39 AM PDT  Check out the Red Band trailer for Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star starring Nick Swardson, Christina Ricci and Stephen Dorff. In Theaters September 9. - ADVERTISEMENT -Read More ... |
| It’s Time For ‘Madonna’s New Boyfriend or Just Another Child She Stole?’ Posted: 26 Aug 2011 08:00 AM PDT    Here’s Madonna and her child army/family in Eden Roc yesterday where she also brought along her new boyfriend Brahim Zaibat but please don’t ask me to point him out. I blow at Where’s Waldo? On that note, are we just going to sit here and let her start banging the kids she steals, or does Read More ... |
| Posted: 26 Aug 2011 07:02 AM PDT    If you hate Derek Jeter, now’s your chance to have two boners for the price of the one. A “boner salad” if we’re using baseball terms. JustJared reports: Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly have called it quits after three years together, JustJared.com can confirm. "The split was amicable," sources exclusively tell JJ of the 37-year-old Read More ... |
| OUR IDIOT BROTHER – In Theaters Today Posted: 26 Aug 2011 06:55 AM PDT  Check out the official red band trailer for OUR IDIOT BROTHER. In Theaters Today. - ADVERTISEMENT -Read More ... |
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