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- Kat Von D & Jesse James Engaged Again (Read: Never Broke Up In The First Place)
- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.18.11
- Rumer Willis Should Stand Next To Her Sister More Often
- Kat Von D’s LA Ink Just Got Canceled
- Aubrey O’Day Managed To Out-Whore The Kardashians, Well Played
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Stalked Ben Flajnik, Is How That Story Really Went
- More Carmen Electra By Request and Other News
- Gwyneth Paltrow ‘Saved a Life’ on 9/11 is One Way To Read This, I Guess
- Abercrombie & Fitch Stock Plummets After The Situation Publicity Stunt
- Danielle Staub: ‘Ooh, Ooh! I Tried To Commit Suicide, Too! Look at Me!’
| Kat Von D & Jesse James Engaged Again (Read: Never Broke Up In The First Place) Posted: 18 Aug 2011 04:57 PM PDT    Where do I begin? Earlier today, Kat Von D‘s show LA Ink was shitcanned by TLC which was interesting because she conveniently “broke-up” with Jesse James five days before this season’s premiere which we now know proves the show was desperate for publicity. I say all that, plus the sarcastic quotes back there, because not Read More ... |
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.18.11 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 02:20 PM PDT    “If Tom says this is Suri, then this is Suri. Hello, Suri, how are you today? What’s that? Daddy’s re-educating the real you? Hahaha! Silly goose.” Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Halle Berry about to break her foot off in the paparazzi’s ass (If you notice she’s not wearing the proper footwear, Read More ... |
| Rumer Willis Should Stand Next To Her Sister More Often Posted: 18 Aug 2011 01:39 PM PDT    Here’s Rumer and Scout Willis leaving the Adele concert last night, and someone needs to explain to me what the hell Demi Moore‘s vagina did them during childbirth because somehow both of them have giant, elongated peanut-heads with prominent chins. And if childbirth didn’t do it, then we need to acknowledge the fact that these Read More ... |
| Kat Von D’s LA Ink Just Got Canceled Posted: 18 Aug 2011 12:15 PM PDT    Even after Kat Von D spent the last week of July breaking up with Jesse James and storming out of interviews for maximum publicity, TLC has apparently came to Jesus because not only has it axed Kate Plus 8, it’s now told LA Ink that “tattoos are boring now, so get the hell off our Read More ... |
| Aubrey O’Day Managed To Out-Whore The Kardashians, Well Played Posted: 18 Aug 2011 11:15 AM PDT    Last night was the launch of Kim Kardashian‘s something or rather, except whoops! Someone made the mistake of inviting Aubrey O’Day and her equal, if not far more desperate penchant for whore-tittery, so let’s focus entirely on that. Mainly because I want to see if Kim uninvites her from her wedding now like the 50 Read More ... |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt Stalked Ben Flajnik, Is How That Story Really Went Posted: 18 Aug 2011 10:25 AM PDT    “Okay, Husband Locator app, you cost $39.99, and led me to a VFW, but I believe in you.” So the story about Jennifer Love Hewitt making out with The Bachelorette contestant Ben Flajnik has finally taken a turn into a more realistic and likely Scenario Land. Turns out she was just stalking him which is Read More ... |
| More Carmen Electra By Request and Other News Posted: 18 Aug 2011 09:35 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Anne Hathaway: “Mouth, foot. Foot, mouth.” - Snooki can scratch this one off her bucket list. Read More ... |
| Gwyneth Paltrow ‘Saved a Life’ on 9/11 is One Way To Read This, I Guess Posted: 18 Aug 2011 08:30 AM PDT    “I’ve brought organic gazpacho, terrorism. Prepare to die.” This story about Lara Lundstrom Clarke being “saved” by Gwyneth Paltrow on 9/11 is gaining a surprising amount of traction this morning which is odd considering once you read it, you realize Gwyneth did absolutely nothing except for almost murder someone with her Mercedes. So, of course, Read More ... |
| Abercrombie & Fitch Stock Plummets After The Situation Publicity Stunt Posted: 18 Aug 2011 07:54 AM PDT    And these photos should finish it off. Yesterday, word got out that Abercrombie & Fitch had issued a press release Tuesday night offering to pay The Situation if he stopped wearing A&F clothes. It tarnishes “the aspirational nature of our brand,” they said because aspiration apparently means knocking back Red Bulls and ordering some “za” Read More ... |
| Danielle Staub: ‘Ooh, Ooh! I Tried To Commit Suicide, Too! Look at Me!’ Posted: 18 Aug 2011 07:05 AM PDT    Thanks to Russell Armstrong hanging himself on account of Taylor pissing through all their money and/or secret gayness (Have you heard about the secret gayness? There’s secret gayness now.) the media started speculating that this could lead to more reality show suicides, so naturally former Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub immediately leapt Read More ... |
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