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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.24.11
- Rihanna Made a Sex Tape With J-Cole, According To Hustler
- Why Does Christina Aguilera’s Son Have A Black Eye?
- Paris Hilton’s Show Got Canceled, Too
- Trace Cyrus Knocked Up Brenda Song
- Jennifer Lopez is a Talented Performer and Other News
- Will Smith Caught Jada and Marc Anthony ‘Watching a DVD’
- Pregnant Cameron Diaz Looks Natural
- This is Justin Bieber’s Penis. No, Really.
- Alexander Skarsgard Sees You, Ladies
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.24.11 Posted: 24 Aug 2011 02:30 PM PDT    Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where once again we’ve experienced a few server issues that we’re blaming entirely on the devastating effects of a beardless Jon Hamm returning to the Internets. (Read: Fish humped the server after making it tell him, “This coffee is terrible!”) We’ve also got Samantha Ronson making a real-life Read More ... |
| Rihanna Made a Sex Tape With J-Cole, According To Hustler Posted: 24 Aug 2011 01:34 PM PDT    Hustler magazine is claiming it has a sex tape featuring Rihanna and rapper J-Cole who opened for her Loud tour and featured her in his “Can’t Get Enough” video. How they got a copy is anybody’s guess, so let’s assume Chris Brown did it because, “Dude ain’t even punching her in it. How you gonna Read More ... |
| Why Does Christina Aguilera’s Son Have A Black Eye? Posted: 24 Aug 2011 12:42 PM PDT    Because mommy drinks. Or maybe this stuff. Who knows? Via TMZ: he photo was taken yesterday afternoon at LAX — with rumors circulating that Christina’s “erratic behavior and alleged booze-filled outings” somehow contributed to Max’s accident. But sources tells us, that’s total nonsense — 3-year-old Max was out with his nanny last week, chasing around Read More ... |
| Paris Hilton’s Show Got Canceled, Too Posted: 24 Aug 2011 12:08 PM PDT    Apparently August has been a watershed month for reality television because following in the footsteps of Kate Plus 8 and LA Ink, Paris Hilton‘s The World According To Paris has been quietly shitcanned by Oxygen. Vulture reports: Hilton’s series was pretty much dead on arrival, earning barely 400,000 viewers for its June debut and sinking Read More ... |
| Trace Cyrus Knocked Up Brenda Song Posted: 24 Aug 2011 11:33 AM PDT    Because I’m a 31-year-old man who doesn’t watch the Disney Channel (It’s mostly on in the background to lure children.), I have no idea who the hell Brenda Song is, so now she gets to make an awesome first impression by announcing Trace Cyrus stuck his penis in her without a condom on. Celebuzz reports: Read More ... |
| Jennifer Lopez is a Talented Performer and Other News Posted: 24 Aug 2011 11:32 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - John Slattery just let everyone know he knocked up January Jones. - Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison will prove that reality TV truly has no bottom. - Sharon Stone looks great as Aphrodite in Gods Behaving Badly, but will there be reverse cowgirl in it? Read More ... |
| Will Smith Caught Jada and Marc Anthony ‘Watching a DVD’ Posted: 24 Aug 2011 09:54 AM PDT    Yesterday, a report broke that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are separating which they eventually denied by cryptically stating their marriage is “intact” along with planning to sue InTouch Weekly. Except a good idea might be to make sure their people stop confirming details from said report by coming up with ridiculously guilty-looking excuses Read More ... |
| Pregnant Cameron Diaz Looks Natural Posted: 24 Aug 2011 08:54 AM PDT    Mostly because I think they’re contagious, I don’t spend a lot of time around pregnant woman as illustrated by my lack of ability to even recognize one. That being said, I’m pretty sure they don’t look like assless male marathon runners who magically sprout a perfectly round belly like Cameron Diaz‘s character in What To Read More ... |
| This is Justin Bieber’s Penis. No, Really. Posted: 24 Aug 2011 07:55 AM PDT    From the mind who brought you Jelena: Our Love is Like a Goose Fucking an Armadillo comes Allegory of a Teen Sex Symbol, a bronze statue representing Justin Bieber‘s penis if Justin Bieber’s penis was made out of Looney Tunes characters. So basically lifelike. This statue is lifelike. Via Splash News: “Daniel wanted to create Read More ... |
| Alexander Skarsgard Sees You, Ladies Posted: 24 Aug 2011 06:26 AM PDT |
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