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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.17.11
- Tara Reid Tweeted Her Honeymoon Photos
- Kevin Federline Has 5 Kids Now
- Jennifer Love Hewitt is Really Getting Desperate
- When Suri Cruise Hides Her Face, Stop Taking Her Goddamn Picture
- Brooke Hogan’s Still in a Bikini and Other News
- Abercrombie & Fitch Wants to Pay The Situation To Stop Wearing Its Clothes
- It’s Famous Movie Star Julia Roberts in a Bikini. Huzzah?
- Gerard Depardieu Took a Leak in The Middle of a Plane Just to Prove a Point
- Hulk Hogan’s Ex Says He Banged a Dude, And, No, Not Brooke This Time
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.17.11 Posted: 17 Aug 2011 02:45 PM PDT    “We’re gonna need a smaller boat.” Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which I swear to God doesn’t end with Seal’s banana hammock this time. He garaged that beast. Anyway, pregnancy seems to be affecting a different part of Hilary Duff than I anticipated, yet quietly suspected, according to my dream journal, Zooey Deschanel Read More ... |
| Tara Reid Tweeted Her Honeymoon Photos Posted: 17 Aug 2011 01:20 PM PDT    And thankfully they’re all out of focus. Even though I’m willing to bet 99% of the Internet already forgot she got married just a few days ago – Thanks, whiskey. – here are pics from Tara Reid and Zack Kehayov‘s honeymoon where they posed for cutesy, self-taken couple shots before eventually writing their initials in Read More ... |
| Kevin Federline Has 5 Kids Now Posted: 17 Aug 2011 12:27 PM PDT    “Fffft, yup. We’re gonna have us a good ol’ family. Alright, babe, they get mad if those dishes stack up. Pick me up at 8?” Kevin Federline‘s girlfriend Victoria Prince has reportedly birthed his fifth child, a daughter Jordan Kay, according to People, and I can’t even tell you how much money I’d pay to Read More ... |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt is Really Getting Desperate Posted: 17 Aug 2011 11:45 AM PDT    So far this month, we’ve seen Jennifer Love Hewitt throw herself at a Bachelorette contestant only to find herself picking up random dudes off the street not even a week later. So, of course, here she is last night flailing her breasts around in case anyone forgot just how big and awesome they are. Which Read More ... |
| When Suri Cruise Hides Her Face, Stop Taking Her Goddamn Picture Posted: 17 Aug 2011 10:55 AM PDT    When it comes to celebrities versus the paparazzi I will almost always go to bat for the paps because despite what pampered stars who work three months out of the year say, taking their picture is a real job. It’s called supply and demand. Not to mention, without the paparazzi this site would be dead Read More ... |
| Brooke Hogan’s Still in a Bikini and Other News Posted: 17 Aug 2011 09:55 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Matthew McConaughey has joined the cast of my recurring dream Magic Mike as “Dallas”, the Obi-Wan Kenobi of male strippers. - Rupert Murdoch isn’t the only media mogul with an ass-kicking shogun bride. - Jeff Bridges got back into character to promote the Blu-Ray release of The Read More ... |
| Abercrombie & Fitch Wants to Pay The Situation To Stop Wearing Its Clothes Posted: 17 Aug 2011 08:41 AM PDT    Last year, a report surfaced alleging fashion houses were strategically gifting Snooki items from competitors in the name of covert branding sabotage. This year, Abercrombie & Fitch has apparently decided to say “Fuck all that,” and issued a press release letting everyone know they’ll pay The Situation – and the entire cast if they have Read More ... |
| It’s Famous Movie Star Julia Roberts in a Bikini. Huzzah? Posted: 17 Aug 2011 07:47 AM PDT    Here’s Julia Roberts looking fucking terrible in a bikini yesterday which reminds me of an old saying of mine: “Julia Roberts looks fucking terrible in bikinis.” Granted, it’s not a very snappy saying, or even a clever one, but it’s practical and pretty much conveys everything that’s happening here in as little words as possible. Read More ... |
| Gerard Depardieu Took a Leak in The Middle of a Plane Just to Prove a Point Posted: 17 Aug 2011 07:04 AM PDT    Pretty much what I said in the headline but with more words. Via People: The Golden Globe winner, 62, was on a CityJet flight from Paris to Dublin that was delayed on the tarmac when he asked to use the bathroom. After being told he had to wait until takeoff, he reportedly relieved himself in Read More ... |
| Hulk Hogan’s Ex Says He Banged a Dude, And, No, Not Brooke This Time Posted: 17 Aug 2011 06:05 AM PDT    Hulk Hogan‘s ex-wife Linda has a new tell-all book out, so naturally she needs to drum up publicity by doing radio promotions and saying all kinds of outrageous shit like, I dunno, let’s go with Hulk having sex with other wrestlers. (If you’re hoping it’s going to be Junkyard Dog like I did, I have Read More ... |
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